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Freeze parody thingy?

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dandoy
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A while back someone made a thread about a Freeze article. It was a parody of newschool skiers, like a fake inteview with a french dude whose first name was TJ or something. He had "BLING" skis and said "fo sheez" and talked about progression all the time. I know it wasnt for real, but can someone find the thread?




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bristolrider can help you. and it was powder not freeze...



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d-rok
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no it was sbc skier the canadian mag

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freezed
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PJ Cliche.,..i think

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dandoy
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yeah thats him but I still cant find the damn thread...




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YUP. it was SBC skier. they also had one a few yeads ago with Mike D dressed up all gangsta. good shit.



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cab_D
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yeah PJ Cliche, it was all about trying to be a gansta skier. If he was a real person i would cut his fucking head off

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dandoy
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Found it: https://www.newschoolers.com/NS2/Forums/ReadThread.php?cat_id=1&thread_id=63995




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yeah. i remember reading it. PJ Cliche.... his skateboard influence... etv. i think the actual pic was Stefan Thomas.

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dandoy
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yeah thats what people say... who the hell is Stefan Thomas?




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YES YES PJ CLICHE...HES AMAZING AND I LOVEHIM

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he also made up the coolest phrase ever "you dont have to be a rocket surgeon or something"

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dandoy
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Hehe.. I didnt realize that until now.. he said surgeon, not scientist hahaha




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best article ever...

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ItsPhil
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haha yea that was some hilarious shit

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hahaha fucking wiggers











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newschooler7
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lol i forgot about that

i thought that that was in powder, cause i remember reading it and i dont get sbc
it tould of been at a friends house

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dandoy
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PLEASE STOP SAYING OF INSTEAD HAVE

"could OF been at a friends house" ?!?! what the fuck?




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i thought that shit was real at first i was so excited, i was gona buy those skis

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hahaha




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i have that article right infront of me. and in my opinion, it was one of skier's greatest contributions to newschool skiing.


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