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Public_Enemy0255
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my jaw is locked. stupid little bitch decided to lock up today so i could barley open wide enough to eat a pickel. what should i do? mi madre told me to take an ibuprofen to calm the imflamation so maybe it would unlock. i'm pissed now cuz i can feel it on one side, i'm currently drinking tangee tea and i dunno whate else to do to make it unlock any suggestions?

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Jun 27 2005 9:57PM
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bermbuster49
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aha are you like drooling right now? hahahaha-o yeah sorry i cant help, never had my jaw lock up

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Jun 27 2005 10:08PM
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I've had that happen before and it sucks. What I did is grind me teeth together to loosen it up, then I would rub the muscles alot too. it will unlock evenually or if you have a key then you are set.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jun 27 2005 10:09PM
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hucker22
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hahahahahaha i couldnt eat a pickle

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Jun 27 2005 10:11PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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^^ actually yes i was drooling like mad earlier, i put a piece of watermelon in my mouth and it all just flowed out if my mouth on the floor, my mom almost cried

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Jun 27 2005 10:12PM
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cab_D
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a locked jaw has got to make eating a very hard experience.

Jun 27 2005 10:16PM
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yeah I was in school when it happened but luckily it unlocked just before my school newspaper class cause you gots to talk alot in there to get a good grade.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jun 27 2005 10:16PM
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*GP*
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some peeps get lock jaw from smoking brass pipes... is this your case???

Jun 27 2005 10:17PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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^ dirt

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Jun 27 2005 10:17PM
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^you got lackjaw from dirt?

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jun 27 2005 10:20PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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^no

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Jun 27 2005 10:23PM
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haha i asked if that was your case and u replied dirt, so i was under the assumption you were chowin some dirt-star or something

Jun 27 2005 10:26PM
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E-ZRider
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u need a tetnis shot

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