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Arrr...time for PIRATE JOKES!!!
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so this captain on a pirate ship is steering until suddenly he takes the steering wheel and puts it into his pants. when the first mate asks "captain. why did you do that?". the captain says "Arrr...its drivin' me nuts!"
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whats a pirates favorite mode of transportation?
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a c-ARRRRRRRRR!!!!
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haha, missed that. but its time for you to stop now
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why couldnt the person see the movie?
because it was rated ARGGHHHHHHH!
okayplayer. giving you true notes since 1987
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gay
what's up now bitch
"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420
"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana
ACLs suck dick
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HILARIOUS! THANK YOU!
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where do pirates hide their booty?
in the trunk of the CAAAARRRRRHGGGG.
why did the pirate move to hollywood?
he wanted to be a STARRRRRRGh.
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How much does it take for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck-an-ear
i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc
I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.
-Melvs
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what has 8 arms and 8 legs
8 pirates
okayplayer. giving you true notes since 1987
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YOU ARE A GOD IN MY BOOK!!!
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WHY WAS IT RATED ARRRRRR???
Because of all the BOOOOTTTYYY
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Incubus- An evil spirit supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with women as they sleep.
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haha wow some these r funny
what's up now bitch
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"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana
ACLs suck dick
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What do pirates drink?
PB-ARRRRRR
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here are some ones i just made up.
what kind of suit did the pirate wear to his prom?
ARRRRRR-mani
where did the texas pirate live?
ARRRR-lington
whats a pirates favorite part of chemistry?
ARRRR--henious bases!
whats a pirates favorite search engine?
YARRRR HOO!
hahhahah some are OK...
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arrrrr-heinous bases, great stuff
what does a pirate get in golf
P-ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc
I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.
-Melvs
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Have you heard about the new pirate movie? I am not sure what its about but its rated ARRRRRRRR.
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^ good try that one was said like a bizillion times
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate.
Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?
Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.
Interviewer: How did you get that hook?
Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife.
Interviewer: What about your eyepatch?
Pirate: It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye.
Interviewer: And that put your eye out?
Pirate: No, it was the day after I got me hook.
'if it doesnt look photoshopped, its not big enough'
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^i could definately picture a pirate in that situation
and it made me laff
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using a key to gouge expletives on anothers vehicle, is a sign of trust, and friendship
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what does a pirate take camping???
an ARRRR-V
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whats a pirates favorite kind of big mountain skis?
A-RRRRRRRRRR-V's
whats a pirates favorite kind of park ski?
A-RRRRRRRRRRRRRR-5's.
What kind of skis the the pirate get for his little grom pirate?
A-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-3's.
What kind of skis did the pirate get for his booty bitches?
A-RRRRRRRRRRRRRR-W's.
Why do pirates shop at Hot Topic?
Because they aren't mainstream.
ALASKA PRIDE
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what ski's do pirates pimp out
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMANIS
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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
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yeah welcome back to the real thread
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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stowebum already made a thread like this
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What's the distance between the pirate and me?
FAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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what happened to all the pirates...
they were killed by the brrrrrrritish ?
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no stowebum made a new thread when one already existed
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why were the pirates so mean?
Because they just ARRRRRR!
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i just have to say it..
y'ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRr
wow, that was fun!
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fucking brilliant
none of mine can top that
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why did the pirate work in the IT department?
cause he liked computer harrrrrrdware.
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What do asian pirates say?
SAAAAARRS
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^ hahaha GOLD
why do pirates say argh?
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Arrgh dont know?
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my 3K post goes to my thread
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that first one u got off freeze magazine
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no i got it from my friend shawn. i didnt know freeze has pirate jokes...
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what do pirates smoke?
Cigaaarrs
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where does the pirate get his drinks.
at the BARRRRRRRRRRRRR of course
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what's a pirates favourite instrument?
a guitARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
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does that mean i'm a pirate?
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why don't pirates smoke?
because they contain tARRRRRRRR!
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PBR is for the rednecks around here....
Whats a Pirates favorite thing to smoke?
Maaaaaaaaarrrrrrrijuana
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how come?
Too much boooty
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whats a pirates favorite tree?
a LAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCH
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wat type of skis did the pirate have?
ARRRRRRRRMADAS
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