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Captain Dumbass Found in Utah Wildnerness

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Stash360
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OK- I'm sure most of you have heard this, but this is my two cents on the story. This kid who was "lost" in the mountains of Utah, apparently ran from his rescuers because his dad told him not to talk to strangers. I realize this kid is only 11, but for shit's sake people..... A rational person, even a dehydrated 11-year-old would kind of get the clue that after a couple of days, all those dudes on 4-wheelers and horses, and headlamps aren't "bad guys." What the Hell. I'm not buying it. The kid's a retard.

Jun 23 2005 3:43PM
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frp1080
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he is stupid

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Jun 23 2005 3:45PM
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hucker22
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stop making fun of me, i was so scared out there alone

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Jun 23 2005 3:46PM
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bigkstylie
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Preston Rizzuto. That's all i have to say.



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Jun 23 2005 3:50PM
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Stash360
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......And for the record. I would kick that kid's ass if I was his dad. ONE, For being a retard. And TWO for bringing that kind of media attention to the family. Judas Preist.

Jun 23 2005 3:52PM
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eheath
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wat a bitch

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Jun 23 2005 3:53PM
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bigkstylie
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DERRRRRRRRF!



We gonna whack it til the wheels fall off.

Jun 23 2005 3:53PM
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skia4life89
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dude u prolly would have pissed ur pants to..theres no need to make fun of him...gah yall are gay

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Jun 23 2005 6:05PM
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FERREZZ
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that kid is my little brother, assholes. im so grateful hes back!

wait if he really was my brother id kick his ass for being a retard

Jun 23 2005 6:11PM
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JAYTRON
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he saw one guy on a horse and didnt get to him.... shut the fuck up teh kids 11 and was in the woods for like a fuckin week

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Jun 23 2005 6:23PM
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NBCskier
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since you live in minnesota






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Jun 23 2005 6:36PM
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huckster989
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well i think the kid actually has some sort of social / mental disorder becasue his parents said in an interview that hes socially awkward and that he won't talk about what happenend in the woods. so yeah i think thats why he hid

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Jun 23 2005 7:16PM
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404404
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he is 11......

He is not in the cognitive stage where he would make up his own mind on things. He his dad told him not to talk to strangers, then he wouldnt. It wasnt his fault in that respect.

Jun 23 2005 7:22PM
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bermbuster49
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no see you have to send like 40 nigs packing heat through the woods and then have like police and hospital people on the other side and then the black people will just push him out to the pigs and medical people.

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Jun 23 2005 7:48PM
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Jessbuff
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How fast can an 11 year old run? Fuck, if they're on horses they should be able to catch the brat in a jiffy. I dunno how long it took them to catch the kid, but if it took longer than 2 minutes, the real retards are the authorities that got outran by a child.

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Jun 23 2005 8:00PM
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rippinbumpskier
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yea the kid was pretty scared man so idk it does seem strange tho to be lost and to run away from ppl

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Jun 23 2005 8:08PM
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canuck
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Stop making fun of him, on CNN it explained that he was prematurely born and because of it he is behind socially.

Jun 23 2005 8:26PM
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huckster989
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dude I was born premature and i'm not a social retard. being born has nothing to do with it. it has to do with the parents being over protective and not letting the kid go learn how to act socially.

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Jun 23 2005 8:46PM
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skierman_number1
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He was born pre, but his parents also used words like he's not a slow learner, just seems like it; and stuff like he can't remember the first few days because it's all a blur to him. To the kid he thought he was only gone for 2 nights and said he didn't eat or drink anything in that time. So yes, asshole, I'd say being born early kind of made him a little off-center.

Jun 23 2005 8:51PM
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skifree919
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i heard that the first thing he asked his mom when they found him was, "did my pokemon cards come from ebay yet?" or something along those lines. Ebay here i come

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Jun 23 2005 9:06PM
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Ds91260
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apparently, and i heard this from sherriff edmunds(DOUCHE BAG) on the park city local radio, he got lost while taking a short cut through the woods to the cafeteria or that was their theory before they found him, now this is an 11 year old kid, unless he is seriously special ed, he should know a thing or two about getting lost in the woods, if you get lost, go back the way you came or stay exactly where you are until someone finds you, maybe you should yell for help? fuck, he couldnt have been to far out of earshot before he realized he wasnt in familiar territory, (i hope this kids riding the short bus), yea, then after hes been lost for more than even an hour let alone a couple days, he runs from the first person he sees, hasnt this kid ever seen homeward bound or some kind of movie where characters get lost in the woods, use your fuckin head kid, your hungry, your cold, your lost, best idea is to go play hide and go seek from everything, of fucking course, its great the kid got found, but i cant believe the media this shit got, and for anyone who saw sherriff edmunds on national tv and was wondering, the guy is quite possibly the biggest egotistical jargon spewing fag ive ever encountered, the guy seriously must spend more time reading the dictionary than actually patrolling and dealing with the INCREDIBLY HUGE amount of crime in summit county, ha, he should replace the fat donut eating cop as the stereotypical bitch ass pig

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Jun 23 2005 9:09PM
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powfoka
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lucky little fucker got to walk around the uintas for for days something i have been trying to do for weeks but i have to work to damn much

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Jun 23 2005 9:15PM
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E-ZRider
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dude if u were 11 and lost u wouldn't run from people jesus christ you would have to be retarted and if he wasn't like a mommas boy and did everything mommy said he wouldn't run someting is wrong with the people raising this kid

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Jun 24 2005 1:40AM
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Leckett
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^exactly.

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Jun 24 2005 8:12AM
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mommy
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im suprised they rangers didnt shoot the little faggot.

Jun 24 2005 9:05AM
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Tha_Grouch
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fuck the "he's 11" bullshit. He's fucking stupid.


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Jun 24 2005 10:50AM
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