Greetings!
This JackBach, commander of the NS MetalHeads. We're lookin for a few good Metal Warriors and this your opportunity.
A few months ago I started the NS Metalheads cult so that us headbangers could have a place to rock out and talk all things METAL! But we need more people, so I encourage you to join if you're into metal.
FYI, metal is not Linkin Park, Disturbed, or Godsmack. That "music" is garbage. This is for metal maniacs!
Here's a checklist to decide whether you'd fit in with the NS Metalheads. More than 5 answers marked "Yes"and your destined for headbaning madness! Here goes:
1.) Does your steerin wheel suck because you beat the fuck out of it playing air drums?
2.) Do you find yourself air guitaring at the water cooler at work?
3.) Have you ever gotten a candy bar and gripped it like a mic and bellowed a gutteral?
4.) Is Angela Gossow your dream woman?
5.) Does Slayer's "Silent Scream" make you wanna tear off your pants and fuck dead corpes until you die from eternal necropheliac bliss?
6.) Is the question "Who is better: Lemmy or God" a trick question (Airheads)?
7.) Do you shed a tear when you hear Kalmah's "Heroes to Us"?
8.) Do you find yourself surrounded by douchebags listening to Three Doors Down and Linkin Park?
9.) Have you had noise complaints from neighbors, whining about your satanic antics?
10.) Is the pentagram tatooed on your forehead?
Well then, if you meet the criteria, message me, JackBach, and I'll grant you access to all the NS headbanging orgasmatude you can handle!
Continue to destory, metal warriors!
I spit in the face of your preachers and leaders
Spewing false dogma to their believers
A nation of fools, nothing but sheep
Their fangs in your flesh, so painful and deep
