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Barbie... LOL

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CrazyChica
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If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the lenght of a normal human.

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Nov 5 2002 3:23PM
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1080enemy
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damn thats hot, I mean, um.... what a freak!!!
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Nov 5 2002 4:19PM
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Lanemeyers
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That chick would be just about right for me too. I'm tall. She's got a car, a solid group of friends, a pool, a motorhome, etc. She's a career woman!


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Nov 5 2002 4:24PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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would her boobs still be round with no nipples? Would her underwear be part of her body still?
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Nov 5 2002 4:25PM
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ductapeboy
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barie is hot as fuck. I wish I was a barbie.

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Nov 5 2002 4:39PM
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rebel
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Would she decapitate if you pulled her hair long enough/

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Nov 5 2002 4:56PM
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girlwhodontski
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haha.is it sad that im 15 and i still play with barbies?
Jul 30 2004 10:40PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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yes
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Jul 30 2004 10:43PM
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CrazyChica
Posts: 608 - Karma: 11
wow, two years ago, is it sad that she came up with this?


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Jul 30 2004 10:44PM
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danbrown
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katherine, where the hell did you find this out




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Jul 30 2004 10:44PM
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girlwhodontski
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yeah i dont really play with barbies. i prefer dress up
Jul 30 2004 10:45PM
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CrazyChica
Posts: 608 - Karma: 11
i had to reach pretty far up my ass, dan.


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Jul 30 2004 10:45PM
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skibrdingbitch
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um and she wouldn't even be able to stand


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Jul 30 2004 10:59PM
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twix_182
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wait how can they say how tall she'd be? what is she being compared with for height?




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Jul 30 2004 11:11PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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imagine how big ken's penis would be if he was real.

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Jul 30 2004 11:50PM
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squeakywaffle
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barbie is nasty... i can't imagine how that body shape could ever have been considered hot.
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Jul 30 2004 11:54PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
wait... you do, or you don't?
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Jul 30 2004 11:58PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
^i hope u mean u try not to imagine, haha




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Jul 30 2004 11:58PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
for ELgato




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Jul 30 2004 11:58PM
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Jib_This
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you forgot that if Barbie were real, she wouldn't be physically able to menstruate, and I'm pretty that there wouldn't be enough room in her body to hold all of her internal organs.



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Jul 31 2004 2:18AM
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fgdgfddsf
Posts: 697 - Karma: 11
I think they should make a new barbie, FAT barbie...


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Jul 31 2004 3:33AM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
wouldn't sell, and you know how inportant that is





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Jul 31 2004 9:00AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
i always thought there should be a prison barbie where u get like the pinstriped jumpsuit and a electric chair. then u put ur barbie in it and she melts.




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Jul 31 2004 11:27AM
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Apple
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i wonder what size here feet wouuld be.

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Jul 31 2004 12:10PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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hahhahaah o god...
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Jul 31 2004 1:02PM
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SkiUnit03
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did you see that mad tv thing where its like BARIBIE, GIRLS GONE WILD!!! and its comes with like a dildo and you can press a button and her shirt pops off. haha so funny, there were like 7 year old kids and shit....hahahaha





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Jul 31 2004 1:42PM
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Trash
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Did anyone make ElGatos hobby known to the entire forum by putting that qoute in their signature?
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Jul 31 2004 7:00PM
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skiierman
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her feet would be size 4, and her waist would be so small that her body would fold over in half.



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Jul 31 2004 7:26PM
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