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ROLLERBLADING IS STILL GAY

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*SURFACE
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holy shit...go to www.skipress.com -- some folks put together a "poll" that says rollerblading is the most "EXTREME" sport in the world. fuck sakes, you can go to wal-mart and buy shoes with wheels in the heels, are those extreme too?

next thing we know there will be roller bladers at those fucking swimming pools in park city - jumping off the ramps screaming, doing flips, landing on their heads and shit.

EXTREME.

Jun 20 2005 4:14PM
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.[sanhedrin].
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You should see how extreme I surf NS....hell, that's pretty wicked sick.

Jun 20 2005 4:26PM
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*SURFACE
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i just found EXTREME LIP BALM!! does it get worse?

their motto is this:

"XBALM offers protection for the athlete who pushes it to the limit"

...i thought i had seen it all - their motto sounds like a Trojan ad...

Jun 20 2005 4:29PM
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powfoka
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xtreme rubber for those who climax at dangerous temperatures!

with thermal breakdown and odor fighter!



'skis are like girls , the more you have the better'
Jun 20 2005 7:17PM
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powfoka
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^ i dont care who you are thats funny right there!

'skis are like girls , the more you have the better'
Jun 20 2005 7:35PM
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OUTLAWSKI
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when people find out you are a skier they autimaticaly assume that you roller blade!
i mean at school this kid came up to me in the halls and said "you are a skier, right? i said yes. and then he asked me if i wanted to go bladin after school, i just looked straight at him and said "are you fuckin kidding me i do not roller blade." and know everyone gives me crap everyday saying i am a pussy bitch roller blader. but i dont get it i said that i wasnt. skiers are not roller bladers and we do not want anything to do with roller bladers thats how fucked up roller bladers are, they got skier and bladers all mixed up with eachother!


Jun 21 2005 10:13PM
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powfoka
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so today i went EXTREME rollerskatin at the skate park and this kid comes up to me on his wheelie board and pushes me i would have straight up kicked his ass if my feet werent all weighed down and shit!

'skis are like girls , the more you have the better'
Jun 22 2005 2:49PM
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.[sanhedrin].
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^^why do you suppose that is?

I have not rollerbladed in over 10 years. I think it's gay, but whatever.

Jun 23 2005 8:15PM
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powfoka
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i used to skat and still do every once in a great while it it is just awkuard and goofy looking it doesent feel natural i dunno i am not really a fan anymore

'skis are like girls , the more you have the better'
Jun 23 2005 9:55PM
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