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Haha kid burns cock when trying to copy american pie
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reminds me of the story about hte guy who got his cock stuck in the jet of a hottub
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i heard about a kid who got his dick stuck in the middle of a cd...
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wtf is wrong with you? you've got some sick fetish about hurting cocks, don't you
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no!! i just think the stories are funny..admit it. you do too, bitch
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thats kinda funny, yet stupid as hell
whats up now bitch
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ACLs suck dick
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it's on, hoe
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haha fuck you.
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your just mad because you can't kick me in the balls, pshyco
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whatever. i'm not mad at anything
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haha 'scalded his pecker' what a dumbass...
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i no a kid that got his dick stuck in a snapple bottle
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johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment
johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty
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this reminds me of that thread about the guy who got castrated by the lobster. i wonder who posted that....... o wait it was YOU.
whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?
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yes. doesn't it.
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i think steeze patrol brought that to my attention earlier
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that would be pretty embarassing
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what would be even more embarassing is your sick cock pain fetish going public
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i know a kid who got his dick stuck in his pants zipper
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thats from out cold
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must have had a small penis
whats up now bitch
"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420
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ACLs suck dick
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thats a pritty small hole....and im never letting u near my penis
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haha anyone see "theres something about mary"? that has a funny part that relates to this topic
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i have some vice grips if you want to share pictures
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Who would write shagging and pecker in a newspaper? eh?
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slid it in his pecker lmfao hahahaha
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burnt his cock lmao some kids just cant get no pussy
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ahahahah what a retard......cruz got his ding dong stuck in his zipper...his mom told me about that one haha
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STOP LAUGHING AT MY PAIN
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do you guys know how many people hurt themselves so much by cleaning their nut sack with listerine.
alot.
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aaa too bad that is super fake. I write for a school newspaper and our articles sound more professional than that. Bullshit. And skier_Jules, if you ever want any small Asain pee-pee..........
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a british newspaper, thats who. Crazy europeans. But, it might be fake considering they released his name and that seems pretty doubtfull for a 17 year old, maybe it was his friends playing a prank on him.
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^exactly my thoughts when i read his name. It has to be fake, the wording and language is complete bullshit. Notice how it just has a headline, and not even a name of the "hospital supervisor" or w/e it said, but they released the name of the kid. I call bullshit
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not being a well written article has nothing to do with the information being real or not.
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i would think thats fake, funny, but fake. news people arent alowed to say pecker, thats slang.
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hahahah poor guy thats hilarious
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who gits there cock stick in a cd hole? i guess you need a pretty thick cock for it to get stuck.
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that would suck, cuz it would have to be small to get it in there, then it would get hard and it would hurt
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I heard about a chick who stuck a wine bottle in her snatch, and it created such a strong suction that it got stuck. She tried pulling on it, but it hurt to bad (those body parts are pretty sensitive) Apparently it she had to go to the emergency room to have someone break the bottle to release the suction. DERRRRRF!
We gonna whack it til the wheels fall off.
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why didnt she just break it at home, smack against a wall or something
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
any one who does that deserves it.
~wtf bra, its not a joke are u tryin to start somitnhg, ill hang u with my snowblade strap jerk!~
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hahahaha pecker...
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