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4frntSkier
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 143
what are yours?

Jun 19 2005 9:03PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
nice shoes, wanna fuck ?

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Jun 19 2005 9:05PM
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parkskiertmr
Posts: 679 - Karma: 11
"wanna go out for some sex and pizza? (now this part u gotta think on ur feet. if they say yes then ur in but if they say no, u say) whats the matter, you dont like pizza?"

whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?
Jun 19 2005 9:11PM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,089
haha USE IT DUMBSHIT just tops it all off

whats up now bitch




"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana

ACLs suck dick
Jun 19 2005 9:11PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
hi hows it going. im Tim

works every fucking time

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Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity

I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.
Jun 19 2005 9:12PM
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PFD
Posts: 568 - Karma: 11
Hey you want to come over to my house, i've got a very large Deck...

Jun 19 2005 9:12PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
the girls cant resist my 3 inches of Fury (ok its actually 2.5 inches but I round up.)

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Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity

I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.
Jun 19 2005 9:14PM
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parkskiertmr
Posts: 679 - Karma: 11
^hahahaha

whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?
Jun 19 2005 9:25PM
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mattyb.
Posts: 6042 - Karma: 2,197
were u born on a farm, cause u sure know how to raise a cock

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Your mom goes to college
Jun 19 2005 9:32PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
ahaha atta way to stick it to the man

-keegan mcginnis, newschoolers.com

Jun 19 2005 10:37PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
I'm Scared, can I hide my dick in your mouth?





open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
Jun 19 2005 10:38PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
"You must be tired because you've been running through my head all night"

"Is there a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself in your pants"

"Those must be space pants because your ass is out of this world"

"Your father must have been a their, because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes"
there's no joke for that, just make it sound cheesey.

"You know what would look good on you? Me."

"Is that a stick or are you just happy to see me"
Wait, scratch that one.

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My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.
Jun 19 2005 10:47PM
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MdanteL
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 16
do u believe in love at 1st site or should i walk by u again

East Coast. ski jersey. mt.snowVT
Jun 19 2005 11:04PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
i just pooped my pants

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My Butt
Jun 19 2005 11:12PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
for some strange reason i have a feeling that doesnt work all that well, but hey at least your trying.

-keegan mcginnis, newschoolers.com

Jun 19 2005 11:36PM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,089
"i wanna be on you" anchorman of course

and the word of the day is legs, lets go spread the word

or nice legs when do they open

whats up now bitch




"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana

ACLs suck dick
Jun 19 2005 11:53PM
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Tze.C
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 86
do u want to lipslide my rail? i'll nose press your box

Jun 20 2005 7:48AM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
there was already a thread about this..use the search bar

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Jun 20 2005 8:53AM
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wittlescottyVT
Posts: 413 - Karma: 26
how's about you and me go on a date. We'll have some chicken, maybe some sex, we'll see how it goes

do you like strawberries or blueberries.. i want to know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning.

is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants

(look at shirt tag) yup just what i thought. Made in heaven
Mar 31 2006 9:59PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
i like those but ive enver heard of strawbeerery pnacakes? perhaps waffles?
Mar 31 2006 10:02PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
watsup, i was thinking mayby you could search my bar
Mar 31 2006 10:19PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
oooooooooo nice.
Mar 31 2006 10:30PM
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Xave
Posts: 2672 - Karma: 18
^hahhaa

'if you think you'll regret it tomorrow morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.'
Mar 31 2006 10:33PM
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shea.
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 193
ME: arnt you that girl fucking that sick ass skier?
Girl: No.....
ME: U WANNA BE

that has a 50% chance of working... well did for me surprisingly..
Mar 31 2006 10:56PM
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Dr._TubesTied
Posts: 660 - Karma: 11
ok, so heres the best one i know. you pick up a girl by her nipples, lean in real close and whisper gently in her ear.... RIDE MY COCK!


hahahahha. works every time!
Mar 31 2006 11:20PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
you kinky bitch
Mar 31 2006 11:25PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
oooooh!!! good one!
Mar 31 2006 11:25PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
try this. next time your in bed with a woman, grab her tit and call her a dirty ugly bitch. then see how long you can hold on.
Mar 31 2006 11:26PM
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.nafus.
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 10
isnt that supposed to be when your having sex with her without a condom and you yell "ive got aids" and try and hold on for 8 seconds. yeah same thing nevermind
Apr 1 2006 12:00AM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
im the one responsible for those crop circles in europe
Apr 1 2006 12:03AM
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dweezileast
Posts: 9661 - Karma: 276
you may not be a chairlift, but u sure raise my bar!
Apr 1 2006 12:06AM
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freiker
Posts: 146 - Karma: 10
we should make a baby
Apr 1 2006 12:08AM
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CooksCorner
Posts: 3939 - Karma: 22
thats like the 'Angry chicken'. Do her from behind, grab her arms and pull them behind her back. Then without her counsent, get her where the sun dont shine. I bet she'll look like an angry chicken.
Apr 1 2006 12:13AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
http://linesthataregood.com/

that site is teh shit
Apr 1 2006 12:13AM
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kenevil
Posts: 1309 - Karma: 31
Do you work at Subway? cause your givin me a foot long. HAHA i love that one
Apr 1 2006 1:50AM
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Xave
Posts: 2672 - Karma: 18
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

hahah the website is fulllllll of cheesy pickuplines....great
Apr 1 2006 11:12AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
NOW, BITCH!
Apr 1 2006 11:23AM
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UUTSOTWWS
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
or you could try a bullride. when your doing her from behind, tell her shes a skank and all you're using her for is sex and shes a whore etc... and see if you can keep going for atleast 8 seconds
Apr 1 2006 2:43PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
hey, nice legs......when do they open?
Apr 1 2006 3:02PM
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jameslovesponies
Posts: 306 - Karma: 8
wtf spencer you rape children?!?!?!
Apr 1 2006 3:16PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
donno if this one has been said but...
Do you have Space Pants...?
Because your ass is out of this world!
Apr 1 2006 4:03PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
just do anything tucker max does
Apr 1 2006 6:15PM
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BennyB
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 62
if you were a booger i would pick you.
Apr 1 2006 6:56PM
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snoopy
Posts: 5240 - Karma: 30
damit, that was mine
Apr 1 2006 6:58PM
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potatofarmer
Posts: 2020 - Karma: 13
that shirt is very becoming on you, but If I were on you, Id be cuming too
Apr 1 2006 10:22PM
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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
damn I got beat to it
Apr 1 2006 11:13PM
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slimbruddah
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 25
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked........ you wanna?"
Apr 2 2006 12:18AM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
Or the Bucking Bronco, versions 1 and 2.

1. Doin' her from behind, grab her tits and say "I HAVE AIDS!" and hold on for dear life!

2. Doin' her from behind, grab her tits, and say "Nice, but your sister's are better" and hold on for dear life!
Apr 2 2006 12:22AM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
youre so romaaantic
Apr 2 2006 12:31AM
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