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The ocho

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SARS
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So, many of you know Luke Allen, aka the OCHO. He has 8 toes, no ankles, and size 5 feet... haha watching him bounce on the tramp with no ankles is literally priceless... anyway, tragically while bouncing on the tramp today, he hit a dead spot on the tramp while coming out of a cork 9 lead tipan and flew into a shed, he flew feet first and got two of his four toes on his right foot severed by the metal nails on the ladder. He will now be known as seis...

dont insult me, or i will sneeze on you.
Jun 19 2005 5:08PM
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KeegLove
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what the hell happend in that last paragraph and who is this ocho guy with no ankles that seems ike a bit of an imaginary story to me but umm interesting immagination i suppose

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Jun 19 2005 5:11PM
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ineedarealname
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wtf no ankles?

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Jun 19 2005 5:15PM
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iluvjim
Posts: 43 - Karma: 10
interesting imagination??? your a fucker! this guy lost two toes and thats all you have to say? die!


Jun 19 2005 5:15PM
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awickes
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OH MY GOSH THAT IS TERRIBLE SERIOUSLY HORRIBLE. I FEEL REALLY BAD I THINK I MADE THAT SPOT IN THE TRAMP IS HE OK? OH MAN OH MAN THATS BAD

SMITH-OBERMEYER-FIJI-4FRNT Poppin' them thangs!
Jun 19 2005 5:30PM
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OCHO
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hey you mother fucker iam the OCHO. dont fucking sorry that i was born with my feet facing the wrong way and that my ankle sockets are non existint. But now i have 6 fucking toes asshole. now iam going to come back next year with vengence with people knocking on my steeze. AND KILL ALL OF YOU!!!

Jun 19 2005 5:31PM
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OCHO
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excuse me for the illiteration iam on lost of oxy coton.

Jun 19 2005 5:39PM
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DuncanK
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Hahahashashahah

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Jun 19 2005 5:51PM
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*DrewT*
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damn that sucks ass

go skiing
Jun 19 2005 5:56PM
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CHRISm
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luke, you are fucking ridiculous dude, at least it's the off season

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Jun 19 2005 6:01PM
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rippinbumpskier
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i just literally laughed out loud while reading it....now my mom wants to drug test me

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Jun 19 2005 6:44PM
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OCHO
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yeah guys ill see ya next season but with 6 toes

Jun 19 2005 7:08PM
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twintipteles
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wow, i don't even know if i should laugh or crie

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Jun 19 2005 7:20PM
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OCHO
Posts: 319 - Karma: 732
the pain

Jun 19 2005 9:22PM
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eheath
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hahaha wow thats great

whats up now bitch




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Jun 19 2005 9:39PM
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anothermammothpunk
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kankles? like soxripper!

Jun 19 2005 9:40PM
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Ryanvdonk
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fuckin chuck norris

Jun 19 2005 9:42PM
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monkeysteez
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WTF?

==PINK PANTHER==
Jun 19 2005 11:03PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
Where you seriously born without ankles? Cause if you where thats terrible

go skiing
Jun 19 2005 11:17PM
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OCHO
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YEAH I WAS MAN. IT SUCKS BUT I KILL IT AT SKIING SO ITS OK

Jun 19 2005 11:29PM
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colingobig
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I'm impressed, it's hard to balance with broken toes and i'd imagine it's harder without them entirely. Kill it

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Jun 19 2005 11:33PM
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freeskier1316
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wow that sucks



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Jun 20 2005 12:05AM
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oompa
Posts: 43 - Karma: 10
damn dude get better.

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Jun 21 2005 6:33PM
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Atrau
Posts: 98 - Karma: 10
I have 10 toes what do you think about that you stupid ocho toed freak.

Jun 22 2005 9:25AM
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kendrick
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berman should put you in 'shanghai six' as an honorable mention ocho

Jun 22 2005 12:12PM
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OCHO
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yo why you got to go and say something like that man. so what that i have 8 toes. i still can ski better than you. with 8 toes and no ankles. BITCH

Jun 22 2005 12:23PM
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deschey.
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^it's true. he kill you in yo face atrau.

Jun 22 2005 5:32PM
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Atrau
Posts: 98 - Karma: 10
I have seem him ski, I think its an even match.

Jun 22 2005 6:18PM
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deschey.
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so have i and i say he kill you in yo face atrau.

Jun 22 2005 6:30PM
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midwest_rep
Posts: 540 - Karma: 10
Fuck that man, you don;t need all those toes. sometimes less is better. I have 7 damn penises, they line my thigh like window curtains. peeing is a bitch, its like niagra falls

Jun 22 2005 9:02PM
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freeskimartini
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ochenta y nueve!!!!!! we are homework buddies and you are sitting next to me! WORD TO OCHO! even if you are seis dedos now

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Jul 7 2005 1:00PM
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dspinsevenx
Posts: 41 - Karma: 10
the ocho is sick, I also think that he is better than Atrua or whatever

Jul 7 2005 3:45PM
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poster
Posts: 78 - Karma: 8
this is fAKE!

Jul 7 2005 3:48PM
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dspinsevenx
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the ocho is not fake, skiing is the only sport he can do

Jul 7 2005 3:49PM
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Dilla
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haha seis. too bad though



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Jul 7 2005 5:55PM
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Doghouse
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i thought it was espn 8




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Jul 7 2005 7:12PM
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BumPskiA
Posts: 196 - Karma: 10
^ thats what I was thinking lke in Dodge Ball. This is a big load of shit

Jul 7 2005 7:25PM
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squawskier
Posts: 307 - Karma: 10
the ocho is real, and he is incredibly good at skiing, but this story about two more toes getting chopped off is fake.

Jul 8 2005 12:48AM
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hucker22
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ya i thought espn 8 the ocho

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Jul 8 2005 12:25PM
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-annie-
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the ocho is real, the sorry loss of his toes is real, and the fact that is is now and forever seis is real.
it is tragic, but true.

och... my love goes out to you and your lost toes

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Jul 19 2005 9:41PM
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SteezePatrol
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I swear I read this like a year ago

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Jul 19 2005 9:53PM
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STAUSS
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this thread is cute / sweet

What?

P m P 2oo5

Jul 19 2005 10:36PM
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