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Norwegian Chick

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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
ok so i live in canada, and i met this chick online from norway. Im not some phyco rapist or anything, so dont get me wrong, but she is comming over to canada to see me... anyone else ever experienced anything like this.. like we tlaked on the phone... ive seen what she looks like ;), but what am i in for.. hot sex or fucking hell?

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jun 18 2005 8:13PM
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sugarloaf
Posts: 7866 - Karma: 299
I donno but you have 420 posts...dont post for a little while

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*High North Session 3*
already killin it
Jun 18 2005 8:15PM
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sugarloaf
Posts: 7866 - Karma: 299
YOU ALREADY RUINED IT!

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*High North Session 3*
already killin it
Jun 18 2005 8:15PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
i guess you will find out when you meet her... haha hope everything works out and that shes not a he or a psycho... if they are.. take a picture and post it and tell us all about it

Jun 18 2005 8:19PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
shes not... lol ... but really i have no clue how this is going to go down...

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jun 18 2005 8:21PM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
does she speak english?

Jun 18 2005 8:22PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
yes... thank god.


so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jun 18 2005 8:24PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
ask her if she douches...and then ask her what kind of toilet she has and then decide from there

Even though I am filthy rich from winning the lottery, I still wipe my own damn ass
Jun 18 2005 8:25PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
what if shes one of those girls who doesnt like to shave anything and shes got like mad hairy armpits....

Jun 18 2005 8:27PM
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hans_aschim
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 11
You're probably making this up. But if you're not (which you are) either: A.) Watch out because that's super creepy to take a transatlantic flight to see someone you met off of the internet. B.) She's super rich. C.) She vants a green card.





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Jun 18 2005 8:28PM
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skierdudeguy
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nice dude, get us the update-age

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11 please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
Jun 18 2005 8:28PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
men like hair....especially pussy hair

Even though I am filthy rich from winning the lottery, I still wipe my own damn ass
Jun 18 2005 8:29PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
^ im hopeing b)... and im not making this up.. lol why would i post a thread about made up shit.. :S.. anyways...
oh im 16 shes 16... so i dunno bout that greencard thing....

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jun 18 2005 8:31PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
just 16 and shes coming? this may be a littel messed up. its def either shes wack or rich

Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Jun 18 2005 8:34PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
her mom is comming on a buisness trip, so she is comming along with her..



so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jun 18 2005 8:37PM
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zern213
Posts: 111 - Karma: 10
hey guys it me the chick

Jun 18 2005 8:39PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
haha ^ good post


'....a ninja skier probly came by and whacked him with his pole.... thats my guess' -nordas-
Jun 18 2005 8:44PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
thats so weird that shes 16 and is commin to see you... thats either alittle obsessive or way too creepy at this point i cant decide...when is she commin to see you?


Jun 18 2005 8:55PM
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Leckett
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lol if i were u i wudnt get my hopes up. its too good to be true. its just some fucker playing a prank on u. me n one of my friends did that to someone once (someone we know) because this guy thinks hes soooooo hot and hes really fat and ugly and covered in acne. he got all excited and went to meet the person at the airport to find no one showedd up

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Jun 18 2005 9:51PM
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Leckett
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i made the airport part up but we still did the prank...

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Jun 18 2005 9:52PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
he had 420 when he made this and now he already has 439

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Jun 18 2005 9:53PM
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sKILOve07
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^^ haha nice...

Jun 18 2005 10:51PM
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zern213
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pow pow jhfrt represent

JHFRT represent
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Jun 18 2005 10:52PM
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gmack24
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you're such a psycho rapist

Jun 18 2005 10:52PM
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zern213
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pow pow jhfrt represent

JHFRT represent
JHFRT represent
JHFRT represent
JHFRT represent
Jun 18 2005 10:53PM
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guddgulf17
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This sounds fishy.

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Jun 18 2005 10:54PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
^ might smell fishy too. we all know norwegians are fishermen.

Jun 18 2005 11:10PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
haha

fish tacos?

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Jun 18 2005 11:26PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
i'm betting it has a penis

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Jun 19 2005 12:50AM
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~Cork_1080~
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ive gotten really close to a quebec exchange studednt and i might be living with her this summer

Jun 19 2005 1:27AM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
shes gunna just end up being some 80 year old man who liked children and tries to lure you to her secret lair by setting out a trail of sweet sweet candy

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Jun 19 2005 1:49AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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^ahahaha i always get that candy thing....AND IT WORKS!

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Jun 19 2005 8:05AM
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*KKK*
Posts: 50 - Karma: 10
is norwegia in africa, or louisiana?

Jun 19 2005 10:18AM
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sherpasrock
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^norwegia?!?!?!?!? ahahhahahah thats hillarious

yeah im bored, i wish it was winter again
Jun 19 2005 10:25AM
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chillonhill
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 125
Get ready for some serious partyin,
shots, skiini dipping, saunas, and general mayhem
swedish, norwegian, icelandic, finnish. oh so gellin





Stress will get you nowhere,
Jun 19 2005 10:38AM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
def. watch your back dude. ask to meet here in a specific place and then dont meet her there just kinda chill like down the street or somthin and make sure shes hot

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Jun 19 2005 11:03AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
have you seen her picture yet?



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Jun 19 2005 11:10AM
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*KKK*
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y r u laffing at me?

Jun 19 2005 11:11AM
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hucker22
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post her pic, i met a girl off the internet once, she was cool, but wasnt hot but i already knew that. well then never saw her agian. and another girl said she was gonna come up from ohio but was just being gay

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Jun 19 2005 2:36PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
^^ local good call.. im gunna do that... wait for her to be there jsut chilling,,, and leave if its some phyco guy that is gunna rape my ass ..

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jun 19 2005 7:22PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
sounds like something in napoleon dynamite

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
Jun 19 2005 8:21PM
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pierceme
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
have u ran this by your parents yet?? I mean, thats kind of a wierd conversation. Im meeting this stranger from Norway that i met on the internet... Im sure most parents would be all for that.





I ski at the crappiest hill ever...
Jun 19 2005 11:38PM
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k2yeags
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good luck

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Jun 19 2005 11:42PM
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Hef
Posts: 852 - Karma: 12
this thread made me laugh out loud.
I had a chick ask to meet me after like 2 minutes.she sent me a photo and asked what i thought. She was fugly. I never thought of doing shit like that again. EVER.

Jun 20 2005 2:50AM
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Leckett
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were l;aughing at u because u think norwegia is a place lmfao i laughed out loud at that too. its NORWAY and u call people from norway norwegians. got it? you everything thats not white and christian hater

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Jun 20 2005 11:23AM
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french_fry
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make sure she's not associated in any ways with Michael Jackson, if yes, shoot her, if not, she might be one of those sexy blond haired blue eyes norwegian girls...





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Jun 20 2005 11:27AM
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Luc.
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OMFG JAKE....omg man you are crazy...this is fucking hilarious omg i cant stop laughing...yo us three should go to the movies or something man...yo post some pics of that shit....

DFSC-Reprsent

NUFF SAID
Jun 20 2005 11:30AM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
ya... i dunno its kinda wierd....

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jun 21 2005 3:14PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
when are you meeting her?

Jun 21 2005 3:27PM
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Jessbuff
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Well if she does come over and isn't disappointed when she sees you, then you're in for some mad steamy sex until she leaves cuz it's not that often that you two will be together given the Ocean and all that.

But there's always a chance that she's a man looking to rape you so if I were you I'd be sure to be packing when I meet her.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me) "Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
Jun 21 2005 4:26PM
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ScratchCobra66
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It was Micheal Jackson you were talking too.



i dont really have a life, but i am lazy. and i got sick of weeding through all you peoples shit cause... basically im smarter than you.
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Jun 21 2005 4:36PM
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