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Durex

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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
r durex condoms any good?

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

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Jun 18 2005 7:04PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,467
depends.. i would surely know

Enom Headwear.. If you're gonna ride twins, cover your head
Jun 18 2005 7:05PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
^u heard the man, use depends, it absorbs it right up. by "it" i mean your sperm

Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Jun 18 2005 7:06PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
and works great if you wanna give her a cleaveland steamer but want to avoid the mess...


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NS SKATEBOARDERS

Jun 18 2005 7:11PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
iv never used them because of friends who have. they tell me that they break all the time and without good reason.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
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Jun 18 2005 7:17PM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
NONONO!!! Durex has a reputation of being weak. if you fuck like a monster, use trojan. it's all i use for that reason. it's the only way to go.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
Jun 18 2005 7:18PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
^not just trojan, anything latex is stronger than that. trojan is just the name brand

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Jun 18 2005 7:19PM
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coordy12
Posts: 1285 - Karma: 10
ride that pony bareback

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" ya brah, ill see you in the a-5-1. its gonna be epic in the nar nar pow pow.... brah"
Jun 18 2005 8:25PM
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Me.
Posts: 1429 - Karma: 10
Haha! or double up!

Jun 18 2005 8:26PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
NO, don't ever do that. doubling up just makes the risk of breaking worse

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Jun 18 2005 8:28PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
no, doubing up creates more friction, condoms break easier

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11 please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
Jun 18 2005 8:29PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
toilet recomends a plastic bag...or tin foil

Even though I am filthy rich from winning the lottery, I still wipe my own damn ass
Jun 18 2005 8:31PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 138
every durex condom i used i broke in my short span of time with durex. So of course i went back to Trojan

Here Comes A Special Boy!
Jun 18 2005 8:33PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
yea ive heard they break alot

Jun 18 2005 9:00PM
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chickonsticks
Posts: 126 - Karma: 11
trojan is the way to go...soooo much better then durex!

www.steezestickers.com STICK THE STEEZE!
Jun 18 2005 9:01PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
TROJAN MANNNN *horse neighin (sp)*


'....a ninja skier probly came by and whacked him with his pole.... thats my guess' -nordas-
Jun 18 2005 9:07PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
stick a lemon up thur




back to the original
Jun 18 2005 9:10PM
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40ozKid
Posts: 209 - Karma: 10
Be a trojan man


don't let the days go by
glycerine

Jun 18 2005 10:31PM
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zern213
Posts: 111 - Karma: 10
no man that shit brealks and gets chiks like dana preg

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Jun 18 2005 10:33PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
ahahaha that would be kinda weird dont you think?

-Keegan McGinnis.
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Jun 18 2005 10:34PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
"abstinence is the best brand"

M.A.K.S
muthers against kid sex


Jun 18 2005 10:40PM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
random fact o' the night: the Planned Parenthood brand of condoms is actually tested and proven to be the least dependable and affective. (Durex is the next shittyist on the list. trojan's the best.)

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?" "If you're alive, I probably hate you." -C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
Jun 18 2005 11:03PM
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the_hawk_of_europe
Posts: 510 - Karma: 51
i had no problems with them so far

Jun 19 2005 10:10AM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
i hate durex. they are week small and just uncomfortable. trojan all the way

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Jun 19 2005 11:04AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
trojan for me. but i find theyre way to fucken slimey



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jun 19 2005 11:09AM
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*sevenfold
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
yeah, so very slimey

Jun 19 2005 11:15AM
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*KKK*
Posts: 50 - Karma: 10
Fuck you sevenfold, or should i say BHill, i thought you said u were gonna quit for a while?

Jun 19 2005 11:33AM
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skibunnie
Posts: 1756 - Karma: 14
yeah durex sucks. I've had the condom break twice, both durex. trojan all the way.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ watch out I have BADD
Jun 19 2005 12:26PM
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MADr.
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 27
well i will tell you that the only condom ive ever broken was a trojan

i also wouldnt even try a durex

the way to go is Crown condoms.

that is what the pornstars use.

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'You got like, three feet of air that time!'
Jun 19 2005 12:27PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,467
i use Magnum XL's.. they're the only ones that fit

Enom Headwear.. If you're gonna ride twins, cover your head
Jun 19 2005 2:58PM
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sugarloaf
Posts: 7866 - Karma: 299
^I hate you bons

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

*High North Session 3*
already killin it
Jun 19 2005 3:02PM
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punk_rider
Posts: 2327 - Karma: 10
using condoms sooo sad. you don't know anything about sex if you do not really "feel" it

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Jun 19 2005 4:25PM
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*sevenfold
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
KKK* this is zach hellmuth .

Jun 19 2005 4:36PM
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parkskiertmr
Posts: 679 - Karma: 11
bhill is a fat kid who looks like hes 12. see for yourself in the photo section under 'people'

whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?
Jun 19 2005 4:43PM
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imotion
Posts: 1343 - Karma: 11
^ he could fuck you up though and we all know that.

--------------------------------- puffys arent very trendy in park city ...imotion productions... - imotion -
Jun 19 2005 5:10PM
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Stryken
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 22
I dunno, the times I used durex they worked fine. I actually had a trojan break on me once, but not a durex...beats me.

Do what I do and just get your chick on the pill.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Jun 19 2005 10:44PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
I broke a durex just be looking at it.

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Jun 19 2005 10:49PM
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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
i never really liked trojon or durex, i'm a lifestyles guy myself.

Jun 20 2005 2:13AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
durex blows


Jun 20 2005 2:33AM
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skiman523
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
whats the difference between trojan and trojan-enz

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass. Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
Jun 20 2005 8:13AM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
lifestyles are the best. I will never use trojan again. One weekend last term my gf was visiting me at college and we broke 5 out of 12 trojans. and they wern't extra thin or anything

Jun 20 2005 11:53AM
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