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Mitch Hedberg

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scientist
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He is by far the funniest comedian i have ever seen. I was crying ii was laughing so hard for 15 minuits straight during his standup routine. "you know what i like to do i like throwing toothpicks into the woods, YOUR HOME"

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
Jun 18 2005 5:30PM
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Apple
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yah, he was quite the funny man. Its too bad he died. He was my favorite comedian.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Jun 18 2005 5:38PM
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KeegLove
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i've never herd of him what shows was he from?

-Keegan McGinnis.
-newschoolers.com.
-ski for life.
-nwft.
Jun 18 2005 5:45PM
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wntrwill
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Yeah, he was so funny. TOO BAD

Jun 18 2005 5:48PM
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SteveStepp
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my sig is a quote from him


Yea. I said it.
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Steve Stepp


"My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which one's the real hero?"
Jun 18 2005 5:52PM
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twintipteles
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the best was just the way he acted on stage, and the way he talked, alot of his jokes would've been horrible had anyone else told them, but he just made them hilarious.

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I wish long hair was associated with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake.-Mitch Hedburg
----If you had 3 days to live, What would you do?
Lord Piot- Drive to atlanta, kill Atlantaski, sleep for two days with a big smile.

www.Freeheellife.com
Jun 18 2005 5:52PM
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hilarious man. terrible shame he died. check the sig.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
Jun 18 2005 7:35PM
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Big-Punisher
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ive seen mitch live a few times, he was a fantastic lad. shame about the overdose, but no surprise if you know anything about his past.



" Lame is the way to go"
Jun 18 2005 11:11PM
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g-punit*steezer
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easily the funniest comic of all time. shame he died so young, and not more of his stuff got recorded.

Wayne Toups kicks balls
~jeffrey

Theres a taiga in the woods!
~Jeffrey

If I had a billion dollars, I would make Alan Bille the King of Spain.
~cal
Jun 18 2005 11:27PM
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hazel_32
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"im not addicted to gambling, im just addicted to sitting at semicirle tables....."

Brian
Jun 18 2005 11:32PM
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g-punit*steezer
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Vending machines make snacks taste better. Sometimes when I buy snacks at a convenience store, I drop them just so they reach their full flavor potential.

Wayne Toups kicks balls
~jeffrey

Theres a taiga in the woods!
~Jeffrey

If I had a billion dollars, I would make Alan Bille the King of Spain.
~cal
Jun 18 2005 11:34PM
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pierceme
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"elevtors can never break, they can just become stairs"





I ski at the crappiest hill ever...
Jun 19 2005 12:01AM
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pierceme
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^shit... escalators.





I ski at the crappiest hill ever...
Jun 19 2005 12:01AM
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skiman523
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im against picketing i just dont know how to show it

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass. Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
Jun 19 2005 11:11AM
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parkskiertmr
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i saw him live and he had papers with his jokes on them and he put them on the stool. half way throught the show they fell off and he points at it and goes "ohhh theres funny shit all over the floor" hahahaha it was great

whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?
Jun 19 2005 11:23AM
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asac
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rip mitch

--------------------- - Good Fun With A Hand Gun Sacadelic
Jun 19 2005 11:26AM
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skisebski
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for fuck sake he didn't die from an overdose. and yes funnest comic of all time.

*NS Skateboarders*

- getting one inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery-*CCR*



Jun 19 2005 11:33AM
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hazel_32
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actually he did die of an overdose, if i could find were theres proof of it i would show you, but they did find 2 grams of coke and im not sure how much herioin in his room.......its not the first time he had been busted with drugs.....

Brian
Jun 19 2005 12:31PM
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skisebski
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well obviously not, he even said he did drugs, but thats not what killed him.

*NS Skateboarders*

- getting one inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery-*CCR*



Jun 19 2005 1:25PM
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pierceme
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I thought his mom said he had like a heart condition where it was really fragile and since he did drugs sometimes, that really didnt help it.





I ski at the crappiest hill ever...
Jun 19 2005 1:28PM
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hazel_32
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something due to a heart attack at the cause of drugs....

Brian
Jun 19 2005 1:43PM
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hucker22
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"i used to do drugs. i still do them im just saying i used to do them too"

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Jun 19 2005 2:23PM
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Nivrittam
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the person who started this thread is a gay ass mother fucking fag. he sucked a pigs dick i heard.

whos got anything against the wankstas
Jul 4 2005 5:37PM
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skogenjake
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what??? explain yourself???

did you and mitch hedberg have a fight before he died?




back to the original
Jul 4 2005 5:39PM
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Nivrittam
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ex

whos got anything against the wankstas
Jul 4 2005 8:06PM
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Nivrittam
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explain yourself mouther fucker

whos got anything against the wankstas
Jul 4 2005 8:06PM
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skogenjake
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what? i was asking you to explain youself. you just randomly imputed how gay and how much you hate the person who made this thread. why do you hate them?




back to the original
Jul 4 2005 8:09PM
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scientist
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thats matt irvin. hes short and a wigger.

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Jul 4 2005 8:19PM
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skogenjake
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haha wiggers make my day! skiing + african american urban street culture POSERS= laughs for days!




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Jul 4 2005 8:25PM
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timoski
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"this is going to blow my cover...but fuck it......
...i like the fed-ex driver cause hes' a drug dealer and he don't even know it."

no ones as good as me, they just got better marketing schemes
Jul 4 2005 8:34PM
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skogenjake
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mitch was awesome. mitch all together was amazing. bb gun shot to the face, glow in the dark easy cheese, drugs...




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Jul 4 2005 8:38PM
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jibbles
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a banna and a stop light are just the opposite.
green means hold on
yellow means go ahead
and red means,.... where th fuck ya get that bannana at?

that is probly tha funniest joke ever. hahaha

ps this is what part of the alphabet would look like if r and q were eliminated

Jul 4 2005 11:00PM
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parkskiertmr
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^that is one of my fav jokes but it totally sucks online.

whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?
Jul 4 2005 11:46PM
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Schweitzer03
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"if you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it...build a house..........I was lost, now i live here"

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WERE LIKE CRYSTAL, WE BREAK EASY

BOMB IRAQ
Jul 7 2005 12:10AM
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BxB
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" if carrots got you drunk.......rabbits would be fucked up!"

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If carrots got you drunk.....rabbits would be fucked up!


Fucking Hot Dog!

NS SKATEBOARDERS
Jul 7 2005 12:13AM
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SeanB
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"smoky is a LOT more intense in person!"

Taco Del Mar invites you to roll a big one today!

"Oh my god, it happened AGAIN, I got better looking!!!" - Boyd Easley

"If I was a girl I'd be SUCH a slut!" - Chris O'Connell

"Just because we have chiseled abs, and stunning features, doesn't mean we can't not die in a freak gasoline fight incident" - Zoolander

Jul 7 2005 3:08AM
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[~_~]
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I thought Tim said that.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jul 7 2005 3:45AM
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mommy
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i loved his semi-retarded voice. twas ill.

Jul 7 2005 9:20AM
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danbrown
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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah."



-Dan
Jul 7 2005 1:29PM
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hucker22
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any one have videos? i wanna see him i havnt seen anything in forever

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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be
Jul 7 2005 1:41PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
never wave to a stranger, for they may not have a hand, and the will think you are cocky. "hey look what i got muther fucker, now i will go pick something up"

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
Jul 7 2005 1:45PM
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Pklink04
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"alcholism is the only disease that you can be yelled at for. Damn it Otto your and alcholic, Damn it Otto you have lupus



You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
Jul 7 2005 2:35PM
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