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huckster989
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So i'm sitting in math today and I got moved to the far side of the room so i have to sit sideways in the chair-desk combo thing in order to see anything. but at the same time it gives me a great side view of every girl in the class. Its so damn distracting when some busty chick is whereing a tight sweater and keeps stretching her back. It just sucks when the teacher calls on me and i'm busy staring at her rack and have to figure out some equation. haha i like math more now
the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
Nov 4 2002 11:26PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
so you're what...twelve, maybe thirteen now?

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FROSTMONKEY
Nov 4 2002 11:29PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
last year especially, my friend and i were placed in this weird way so that when this chicks started writing and shit,we could see down their shirts and shit

-Grant

Chicken Wang?
Nov 4 2002 11:31PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
Are ya still plugging bums?


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Nov 4 2002 11:35PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
hey hey now its true

at work my productivity is directly related to the time a hot chick has her break.

i remember once this real hot chick was working right in front of me, calling americand during this didnt work too well

'hello im ummmmmm piot, and i um' f4+e

f4+e = code to hangup on someone (im a telemarketer)
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Nov 4 2002 11:37PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
thongs, are the devil...especially when full t-bar is exposed.


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Nov 4 2002 11:46PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
thongs are nice

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Chicken Wang?
Nov 4 2002 11:51PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
hehe my girlfriend will only wear thongs...no other underwear will do...and i am a very happy man for it :-)))))

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FROSTMONKEY
Nov 5 2002 12:21AM
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huckster989
Posts: 2147 - Karma: 12
no i'm not 12 or 13! its just that tits can be mezmerizing like hypnotique and shit...by the way i don't give rats ass how badly i mis-spelled everything
the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
Nov 5 2002 12:22AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
BOOBIES!

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Nov 5 2002 1:32AM
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Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
breasts mesmerize men of all ages. and some lesbians too. thongs are good too.
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Nov 5 2002 1:37AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
all 3 of my female flatmates will wear only thongs, pretty cool really.

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Nov 5 2002 2:51AM
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LineJono
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 16
if you have three roommates that only wear thongs and presumably have breasts as well, how come you have so much time to get 7000+ posts?
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
Nov 5 2002 12:50PM
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Bawb
Posts: 622 - Karma: 11
Hmm

I pitty all you boys that are still in school

Just you wait till you hit your 20's and chicks realise they want it up them just as badly as you want to give it to them








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Nov 5 2002 1:06PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
I saw a set of boobies once.... they were nice.

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'hey you got a peny? you have more than that... your holding out on me.' some national judo champion talking to Charles on the streets of toronto outside the strip club.
Nov 5 2002 1:21PM
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LineJono
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 16
there were no boobies on your website, liar
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
Nov 5 2002 1:23PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I havent seen thongs in awhile at school. I must not be looking hard enough.
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Nov 5 2002 4:28PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Dave, your boobies don't count

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Nov 5 2002 4:43PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
And no, mine don't count either Dave.

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Nov 5 2002 4:51PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
awww dam. yours don't count either? k I got nothing.

Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com

'hey you got a peny? you have more than that... your holding out on me.' some national judo champion talking to Charles on the streets of toronto outside the strip club.
Nov 5 2002 5:02PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
it really is how kids survive school

and thongs r more fun to look at then boobies
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Nov 5 2002 5:09PM
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Hobojibber
Posts: 646 - Karma: 10
Some chicks dont like thongs, they say it puts a little more moss on the log, I just say suck it up and wear em. But just not fat chicks, and how come you can always see a fat chicks underwear. I want to hit fatchicks and tell em' to knock it off.
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Nov 5 2002 6:49PM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
yah, boobs are awesomely distracting... its so ahrd to keep ur eyes of a girls chest when ur talkin face to face and shes gotta low-cut on... embarassing when someone notices too haha.


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Nov 5 2002 7:11PM
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therealjerk
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ahahahha, does anybody remember the thread in late spring about thongs? the one that went on for about 10 pages?

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Nov 5 2002 7:22PM
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bibskis
Posts: 671 - Karma: 11
i want some girls to post on this, see what they think of all this




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Nov 5 2002 7:29PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i like boobies, i like boobies YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Nov 5 2002 7:29PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
i wonder who came up with titty fuking? hmmmmmmmmmm???? but yes titties are quit pleasent. so are thongs.
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Nov 5 2002 7:51PM
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sirjibsalot
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yeah i can look at a girl and talk to her face when shes wearing some sort of low cut shirt
i have to look somewhere else so she doesnt catch me staring at her breast
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Nov 5 2002 7:58PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
Breasts are God's gift to women to make men happy. Man this thread got me thinking... I grabbed tit just last week, but I haven't seen and grabbed (or suckled for that matter), for.... Jesus, it must be almost a year, maybe more! I need a girlfriend.

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Nov 5 2002 8:02PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
I must admit the coolness of boobs. However, the fact that he needed to say that? Hmmm... covering something up?
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Nov 5 2002 8:03PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
My entire math period consists of staring at trhis hot girls thong that is always showing.
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Nov 5 2002 8:16PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
pereferal vision is how u do it, u look at her eyes but focus on her boobs. thongs are good too, but if a girl is wearin a pair of rough textured pants, say jeans, then wouldnt there b some chafage or at least some uncomfortable rubbing.
Nov 5 2002 8:17PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
since when have you ever known a girl to wear anything that wasn't soft?

My girl despises regular underwear. She says they are horribly uncomfortable and are ugly as fuck. And after 'dealing' with thongs every day since we started going out, i'd have to agree with her that anything but is just wrong :-)

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FROSTMONKEY
Nov 5 2002 8:24PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
yeti you lucky bastard.. and yeah honestly the only thing that gets a male through school is lookin at chicks to pass the time.. the best is when you catch your teacher checking people out because you know they can't resist either.. whoever thought glandular sacks of fat would look good? i dont understand it.. but damnn


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Nov 5 2002 10:39PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
wow, that was good shit, an english teacher in my school got fired for sexual harassment, im surprised it doesnt happen more often


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Nov 5 2002 11:05PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
the ironic part was he was replaced by a totally hot TILF


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Nov 5 2002 11:18PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i like boobies. there's this one girl, every day at the same time, she comes running up the steps, and every day she has a low-cut shirt. it's fun to watch them titties bounce


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Nov 5 2002 11:26PM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
yes i agree, but its a good distraction

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Nov 5 2002 11:30PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
A Tilf, hahahahaha! Let's go Sexism! WOOOOOOOOHoooooooooo!


I hadn't even turned around,pulled my pants down,or sat down.I was vomiting, pooing everywhere,pissing and crying all at the same time.
Nov 6 2002 1:44PM
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sugarloafer1990
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I LIKE BOOBS.. all i do in classes at school is check girls out.










theres a natural mystic flowing through the air if you listen carefully now you will hear. its the first trumpet calling. might as well be the last. many more will have to suffer many more will have to die dont ask me why. things are not the way they used to be.
Nov 6 2002 4:43PM
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BigRich
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 29
If i had to choose between a nice tight ass in a thong or a nice big pert pair of tits.
Im gonnna go the way of the ass all the way, alpentalik.. the full T bar, fucking genious comment.
Does any one play cricket while there out getting pissed in a crowded pub, heres how it goes.

1 run for elbow to boob contact.
2 runs for hand to arse contact.
3 runs for hand to bood contact.
4 runs for both hands to both boobs.
and 6 runs for hand to puni contact.

And if the girl slaps you, your out.

A very amusing game to play when your up for causing some hassle.
Nov 6 2002 7:36PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
there was a stilf at my school with massive gozongas, she was kinda a butter face though
Nov 6 2002 7:38PM
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CrystalineSkier
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HAHA, the full t-bar. Alpentalik, you're great. i would have to agree that that's a most awesome sight. boobs are nice too, but when a girl leans over and the t-bar's showing. . . yeah. no words needed. and for some reason, you'd think that they'd feel the cold air running down their ass, but they just sit there or bend over and give everyone a look. Whatever, i'm not complaining. It's what gets me through. . . oh yeah, all 6 classes in a day.

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Nov 6 2002 8:18PM
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FruitOfTheLude
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Finally something i can talk about, i dont know if anyone has noticed but it is infact the dawning of a new age, where thongs are more abundant then fish in the sea. Its getting to a point where its not a novelty to see a girl in a thong now, its becoming commonplace, its more like hey look that bitch is wearing granny panties!.. haha and belly button rings, we are comuing into a newer sexier world and i LOVE IT
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Nov 6 2002 9:05PM
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BeckaSki
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Somebody up there wanted a girl to reply, so here I go:
Breasts are a pain in the ass. If they're big, they get in the way, they bounce, and when improperly supported, they hurt. Sometimes they hurt for their own entertainment. One must keep track of them to make sure there's no cancer in there, and things like that. It's annoying to have a guy talk to your boobs instead of your face, but it is also sometimes fun to have a guy do a double-take when you walk by.

As for thongs: they rock. I personally feel like a slut if mine's haging out of my pants, but sometimes it just can't be helped.
Nov 7 2002 12:23AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
wow, its the same for havin balls
Nov 7 2002 12:25AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
haha newer sexier world oh god that is so true.

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FROSTMONKEY
Nov 7 2002 12:27AM
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FruitOfTheLude
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hey girl... i forgot your name allready,... anyway, dont ever knock boobs, wait till you have a pair of sweaty Hairy aching balls that ,by the way, must also be checked for cancer. how many people can kick boob high... think about it, can you hit your boobs on a table or if you straddle a rail, do your boobs turn blue if they get played witha nd you cant walk, no... id love a pair of tits
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Nov 7 2002 1:33AM
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LifeJacket
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I work at Hooters ;)


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Nov 7 2002 6:09PM
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Ds91260
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can i see ur hooters
Nov 7 2002 6:18PM
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GrippinGs
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my girlfriend only wheres thongs also...I must agree that i am a very VERY happy man for it. :)
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