Replying to Utah News

Yesterday, after many months of hard training, Rob Schwartzmen took home the hairiest nipple contest held at the UOP. His long, black, flowing locks ebbing from his nipples won the contest for the 23 year old. Coming in a close second was AJ Burton, who in a recent turn of events had all charges dropped on him stemming from a May 05 incident that had to do with coke slinging, poisoning an orphanage's water supply and sodomy. Neither could be reached for comment at press time. – Source Associated Press

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