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Got kicked out of class for a gay reason.

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sacchettiadam
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I got kicked out of class today for the gayest reason. The fucking gay sub was being a bitch so I went to the back of the room to the fan and started say Luke, I am your father(from tommy boy) into it. She was like " Thats enough". So i just smirked and walked and then sat infront of the fan. Then she was like "get out'. And i asked what I did and she was like "your trying to block all the cool air from the students". And then i was like "uhhh no". then she called the office and she said I was acting like a foolish boy. So i went to the office and the Vice Princible laughed and told me I could chill in his office for the rest of the period.

you broke the rules, now im gonna pull out all your pubic hairs.
Jun 9 2005 8:56PM
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reezyfbaby
Posts: 2308 - Karma: 13
wow, that sure is a homosexual reason to get kicked out of class. clearly that story shows the sexual tendencies of the reason that you got kicked out of class.....

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Jun 9 2005 8:59PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
honestly, your a rebel, getting kicked out of class is nothing, kicking a teacher out of class is a totally different story though.

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Jun 9 2005 9:01PM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
just tell ytour teacher to fuck off..its effective

Jun 9 2005 9:08PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
dude, we totally did something like that once... it was amazing, the teacher left the room coz we had someone run down the ahll screaming, so then we locked both doors as soon as she stepped out... it was amazing

Jun 9 2005 9:23PM
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freestyle_kyle
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my friend joe got suspended for eating an icecube... they say he was "disrupting the class". its cuz hes black tho

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Jun 9 2005 9:27PM
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SteveStepp
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here are to magical words that will shut all teachers up

"Blow me"



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Jun 9 2005 9:28PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
hahaha my science teacher only yells at the black kid in our class, like sometimes i will be talking to him and she will be like "nigel, please be quiet your disrupting the class" and hes like, "what!? i didnt do anything, we were all talking" and she gets all bitchy, "do you want to talk back to me? we can talk in the office, do you want that?" then as she walks away he says "its cas i am black isnt it"

yepp, textbook day right there.

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Jun 9 2005 9:32PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
man i've gotten in so much shit in high school.

where shall i begin!


so, i've completely owned a teacher to the point where i got candy for sitting in my seat (junior year)

i've thrown a teacher into a wall after he pushed me, and got away with it

i was allowed to leave class whenever i wanted to 'cool off' if a teacher was pissing me off

i've gotten wasted with a teacher

i've gotten a handjob in class during a final

i've flashed girls in class

ya know i shouldn't even be thinking about these things....they're all in the past.....so i'll leave you with those few things.

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Jun 9 2005 9:33PM
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hucker22
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hahaha i wanna see someone get kicked out of class cuz hes black

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Jun 9 2005 9:34PM
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*542*
Posts: 1224 - Karma: 19
You guys are lucky. I got lucky because when i didnt wrestle, the coach yelled at me because i didnt tell him ahead of time. What kind of a reason is that?

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Jun 9 2005 9:36PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
haha, thats nothing
on the day of commencement, i went to school (we were out already) to have lunch with some buddies. they came out, and threated to call the police on me if i didnt leave the premisis, and i wouldnt get to graduate. fuckin nazis




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Jun 9 2005 9:36PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
ah this one was good. i teased a kid so bad that he tried running me over in the parking lot, luckily i jumped onto the hood of his bronco and then stomped in his roof then kicked his ass at a street light after chasing him down.

brawled in the lobby in front of everyone!

told multiple teachers to fuck off, suck my dick, eat my ass....blah blkah blah

spray painted a huge marijuana leaf on the school senior wall.....that was dope.


trying to think of more.....

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Jun 9 2005 9:36PM
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bhill2.0
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I told a teacher to shut up and he emailed my mom and i erased the email next period.

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Jun 9 2005 9:38PM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
^ A black kid today killed me because I touched his basquet ball underneath his desk.

you broke the rules, now im gonna pull out all your pubic hairs.
Jun 9 2005 9:38PM
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sKILOve07
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no my global class is worse and they make the teacher almost cry everyday cause its mostly all guys... she sends them out for clapping.. no joke

Jun 9 2005 9:38PM
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bermbuster49
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my class accually made our teacher crack. he quit on the spot, we were taking a test, and he was like "thats it, i'm done, here are the answers and threw the answer sheet at us. everyone was looking around liek what the fuck, and hes like, GO i am giving you teh answers, todays my last day, get the answers, hand it in and do whatever you want, i will boost everyones grade. WOW taht was a good day, so much fun

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Jun 9 2005 9:42PM
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hucker22
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i remebered my friend got yelled at for yelling. shes like stop yeling, and we were all like why are u yellin then. and another funny one but gay now that i think about it, the teacher said no comments from the peanut gallery and someone yelled back what are you the nut ladie? it works on so many levels

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Jun 9 2005 9:56PM
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p-lin101
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one time i was in science and i had this sub and she was like is phil here and i was like which one? raelly loud and i hadnt even talked before that...but then i realised i was hte only phil so i was like oh sorrya nd shes like no get out

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Jun 9 2005 9:56PM
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*542*
Posts: 1224 - Karma: 19
One time I got sent outside because my friend yelled at the teacher and he thought it was me.

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Jun 9 2005 10:00PM
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Alpine3
Posts: 1811 - Karma: 24
haha my algebra teacher is a real bitch.. lol me and my friend have a 5 ft restraining order in class casue we talk too much or some bullshit.. so one time.. he was talking back to sharpen his pencil.. and we started talking..so we both got kicked out of class even though everyone else was talking too... lol

Jun 9 2005 10:01PM
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*542*
Posts: 1224 - Karma: 19
He didnt even sware or anything, he just yelled, get over here.

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Jun 9 2005 10:01PM
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bitchassphatz
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now that's pretty funny.

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Jun 9 2005 10:02PM
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ski_naked
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One time in fab class, it was a class of all guys and our teacher was gone for about half the year, we ended up having a new sub every damn day because they wouldnt be able to take the shit we gave them and eventually the prinipale had to come in and teach us

Jun 9 2005 10:23PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
yea subs don't make that much cash. i wouldn't but up with your shit for...i think its down to $80 a day in denver......might've gone back up to $120/day

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Jun 9 2005 10:25PM
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ztragnoB
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I kicked some kids ass in gym, went to the principals office and they laughed.




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Jun 9 2005 10:38PM
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Doghouse
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i woulda kicked your ass if i was the teacher. stealing all the cool air from the students, what were you THINKING




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Jun 9 2005 10:39PM
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GingerKid08
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Today in spanish class we were reviewing for the final and we all had to get up and write 1 answer from our worksheet on the number we were given. Well inevitably, at the end there was 1 penis where an answer should have been. So obvioulsy everyone was having a good chuckle. Our spanish teacher said 'I cant believe you are all acting so childish over a peice of normal human anatomy' My class, being full to the brim of dumbasses aparently did not know what 'anatomy' ment and the room became really quiet. All of a sudden one kid from the back of the class just blurts out 'THERE IS A DICK ON THE WHITEBOARD!' It was the funniest thing I have ever witnessed.

Jun 9 2005 10:48PM
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Frostfired
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are art teacher is so sexest
there was a big mess and she was like i bet one of those dirty boys did it and all the guys in our class had to cleen it up

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Jun 9 2005 11:12PM
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R-Bertsch
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wow, great story...h-a-r-d-g-u-y

Jun 9 2005 11:14PM
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bighit
Posts: 1178 - Karma: 33
just reading these made me so happy...
i have so many fond memories...during my last few weeks of junior high i was consistantly in the principles office every day for detention...from previous endevours there and my recent ones there at the time i figured out how to take the gumballs out of the gumball machine in his office (located next to the room were i had my detentions)...one day i just dumped all four thousand gumballs in my bag and put them in my gym locker...the next day he just so happend to refill them and i stole them all again and put them in my locker....so the last day of school comes ad right as i leave that god forsaken school forever i take all the gumballs from my locker put them in my bag bring them over to the principles office...wait untill he leaves his room to go do something and dump all 8,000 gumballs on the floor of his office...then i bounced, i hated that dushbag

just one of my many stories

Jun 9 2005 11:59PM
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skierdudeguy
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i've gotten wasted with a teacher

haha, thats great

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Jun 10 2005 12:05AM
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That's pretty brutal, ggod thing you have nice V.P's.

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Jun 10 2005 12:21AM
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.Joy.
Posts: 370 - Karma: 16
haha our teacher threw her glasses at us and they hit the floor and broke...i laughed

Jun 10 2005 12:27AM
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~Cork_1080~
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our one french immersion class has a reputation as "trouble". haha in gr 8 we made 2 of our teachers go on stress leave for the rest of the year and we made i think 3 subs cry, but its gay cause we had to write stupid letters to them after, and oh yea this is funny, for grade 9 the staff pulled numbers our of a hat to determine who had to teach us. bahahah

Jun 10 2005 12:54AM
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bmxican_89
Posts: 2617 - Karma: 23
i think my class is the same as yours^there are so many little bitches, but im changing schools so it doesnt matter anymore.

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

Jun 10 2005 12:57AM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
my buddy told the priciple to, "suck my dick" and he got suspended for three days. And at my other friends school him and a bunch of people created the phantom shitter. Basically it was a group of 6 guys who took shits in funny places around the school then left a note beside the shit sayin the phantom shitter struck again. They started off by just takin dumps deside the toilet in the washroom, to sneaking into classes shitting in them, to hallways. They never could bust them either cuz they had no proof, even tho they were called into the office more then once to be questioned.

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Jun 10 2005 2:44AM
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Tuhotus
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One of my classmates said to me: Fuck off!!
I laughed and teacher asked me why you laughed.
I didnt tell him, so he kicked me form a class.

Jun 10 2005 3:48AM
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this one time in 6th grade my teacher was out of the room and I wanted to go to the bathroom so I peeked down the hall to see if he was coming and the bitch teacher yalled at me from across the room and made me sit beside her and to her whole class she was like "This right here is the nose picker...don't touch him unless you have some lysol" and all her goody-two shit kids started laughing and I had no clue what the fuck was going on so I was like "bitch what the fuck is going on?" it was wwwierrd.....and this one time in orchestra I was really sick of my teacher so I snapped my violin bow...on "accident" it was cool cause we were supposed to have a big performance that day but I didn't have to cause I hade a fucked up bow.

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Jun 10 2005 4:20AM
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E-ZRider
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I fuckin own all of my teachers at high school. My principles won't suspend me cause they think i will come back and kill them and I got laid by my science teacher damn she is fine as hell... Guess what class I got an A in.


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Jun 10 2005 5:27AM
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proZach
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in lunch, they served us hotdogs and tater tots. our table started to throw them at some other kids, and one of those trash girls that comes around with a garbage can (for punishment of some kind) told on us because there was tater tots under the table.

the security guard came over and made us wait there while he radioed the office. 10 minutes later he "escorted" us to the office and, since all the other kids besides me played lacrosse, the coach was called.

while we waited for the coach and the vice principal was talking to us, i was laughing hysterically and she sent me out.

later she talked to me alone and i defended everyone (because none of the ones under our table were actually ours) and apparently a huge tator tot war was waged years ago and reaked havoc. bullshit.

someone lite a fire in the bathroom two weeks ago. the end.


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Jun 10 2005 2:29PM
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frp1080
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can i have your tots?

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Jun 10 2005 2:32PM
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sacchettiadam
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are you serious?^

you broke the rules, now im gonna pull out all your pubic hairs.
Jun 10 2005 2:34PM
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sacchettiadam
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that was to E-Zrider^^

you broke the rules, now im gonna pull out all your pubic hairs.
Jun 10 2005 2:35PM
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frp1080
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ok

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Jun 10 2005 2:36PM
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jibjim
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I got a ahlf day in-school suspention for being put into a headlock by a kid whowas bigger than me, you see i was pushin my friend (he called me gay) and this huge kid comes up and says dont hurt my freiind, so he puts me in the headlck,we both get sent to the principals office, i get suspended

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Jun 10 2005 2:51PM
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keasbynights
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Yesterday my luchroom had a uge foodfight! it was so cool. everyone participated , and we all got so gross. the kid that started it is expelled, and athey say they are giving a 300 dollar fine to anybody who participated. they m,ust be bullshiting though because there are like 180-220 kids in my lunch, so how would they ever fine every kid. it was still worth it though.

Jun 10 2005 3:05PM
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Prospect
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one time i made my spanish teacher leave the class... she was pissed


Jun 10 2005 4:09PM
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Bre_Rizzuto
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i made my science teacher cry once but she was bein a bitch and she deserved it and it was in 7th grade so everyone thought it was funny!

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Jun 10 2005 5:01PM
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Lé.Skiing
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me and my friends tackled my gym teacher one year... it was funny. and we call our vice principal Mr.Clean(old gym teacher) and always make fun of him because we all have more hair than him. its funny cause he's bald now, and when he was going to school he used to have a mullet.

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Jun 10 2005 5:11PM
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o2bjedi
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well the "gay" reason is because she probably didn't like your acting skills. besides i'd be pissed if someone blocked the cool air.

Jun 10 2005 5:23PM
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