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Favorite Pick-Up lines?

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Sophia_Schwartz
Posts: 96 - Karma: 50
Mine has to be"That sweater is very becoming on you if I was on you I be cuming too"

Jun 7 2005 10:40AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
my love for you is like tesitcles. they hurt like a bitch when someone hit them with a baseball bat.

My love for you is like poop....it is stinky

my love for you is like Terry Schivo...it is dead

my love for you is like an asshole. it is a hairy crimpled little hole that discardes human feces when food is finished prcessing and sometimes ends up in my own pants or someone else's upper lip.


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Jun 8 2005 1:12AM
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soccrskiman05
Posts: 113 - Karma: 13
would you like to try an australian kiss? its like the french kiss, but down under...

(touching her pants gently on the inner thigh) is this felt? (no) would you like it to be?



Jun 8 2005 2:31AM
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cool_catskier
Posts: 715 - Karma: 12
if u were a guy i'd totally go gay for u


Jun 8 2005 2:38AM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
lmfao thoser are fuckin hilarius

NS Skateboard Cult
Jun 8 2005 4:23PM
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wittlescottyVT
Posts: 413 - Karma: 26
(make a siren noise) what's that? that's the ambulance coming to take me away cause the sight of you stopped my heart.

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants


Jun 8 2005 4:34PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
you must have mirrors in your pants becasue i see myself im em'

DFSC-Reprsent

Jun 8 2005 4:36PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
You must work for Chevy, cause you just made me like a rock

Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?

D-Railed Productions

momentum session 2

skier8990 aim. talk to me if you like
Jun 9 2005 3:49PM
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Kendo
Posts: 902 - Karma: 11
can i tickle your belly button from the inside?








JAH LOVE
Jun 9 2005 4:03PM
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rosemariekaitlin
Posts: 650 - Karma: 15
bummmmppppin

cause this thread is actually hillarious
Apr 24 2007 8:48PM
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hiphopopotamus
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 45
have you ever been hunting...    (no) .... well do you want to come up to my cabin this weekend and i will show you how to stuff some beaver
Apr 24 2007 8:55PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
love it.
Apr 24 2007 8:58PM
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ecsm.
Posts: 1381 - Karma: 532
haha nice with the skiing refrences
Apr 25 2007 8:07PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Someone had this as a sig a while back:

"Hey baby, I'll be a snowstorm tonight: You'll get 8-10 inches and wont be able to leave the house for 2 days."
Apr 25 2007 8:11PM
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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341
what about the crunky peanut butter?


Apr 25 2007 8:19PM
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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341
if she says you have a small dick say " it may look like a needle, but it works like a sawin machine"


" did you know i have a 92% higher chance of gettin hit by lighting" she says why " becsue of my abbs of steel"



" i can get a hard on demand, want to see?"
Apr 25 2007 8:26PM
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anti_bunk
Posts: 2629 - Karma: 329
are you sure youre not an alien? because you just abducted my heart.

how much does a polar bear weigh?
- idunno
enough to break the ice, hi my names -----

hey bitch, nice tits, lets fuck.
Apr 25 2007 8:55PM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
So, you're a girl huh?

Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Apr 25 2007 9:06PM
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Mr_Papageorgio
Posts: 1271 - Karma: 117
i wanna be on you..
Apr 25 2007 9:08PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
your socks untied
Apr 25 2007 9:08PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
can i buy you a drink or would you just prefer the five dollars

Am i goodlooking enough yet or do you need more to drink

body is made up of 90% water and im thirsty

can i even get a fake number

you might as well sleep with me becasue im gonna tell everyone that we did anyway

you look like my second wife, and ive only been married once

all i can think of
Apr 25 2007 9:18PM
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Quinn
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 16
You be cos^2 and i'll be sin^2 and together we'll be one.
Apr 25 2007 10:58PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
whats your favorite kind of tree?
(my biology teacher said this last year)
Apr 25 2007 11:00PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 23
not sure if it was posted but
If your left legs is thanksgiving and ur right leg is x-mas can i visit between the holidays?

U- How bout we go back to my place for some pizza and sex?
girl- eww no
u- whats wrong u dont like pizza?

- do u sleep on ur stomach?
g-no
- can I?
Apr 25 2007 11:04PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 23
not sure if it was posted but
If your left legs is thanksgiving and ur right leg is x-mas can i visit between the holidays?

U- How bout we go back to my place for some pizza and sex?
girl- eww no
u- whats wrong u dont like pizza?

- do u sleep on ur stomach?
g-no
- can I?
Apr 25 2007 11:05PM
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BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
Actual line delivered by a friend of mine, with sleeve rolled up and bicep flexed:
"See that? That's meat. That's filet mignon, that's prime rib. Are you a carnivore?"
Apr 25 2007 11:07PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 23
shit dub post
Apr 25 2007 11:07PM
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Quinn
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 16
The most generic of them all:

The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.
Apr 26 2007 6:14PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40

kind of like the other coin one but i like it better

"im gunna flip this coin if it lands on head i get tail
if it lands on tails i get head"
then flip

Apr 26 2007 6:26PM
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roaklee
Posts: 1288 - Karma: 90
you know, at the ski mountain you have to pay to get on the chairlift. but you can ride these quads for free
Apr 26 2007 6:55PM
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