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So, i met this new girl

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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
She pretty much said i could get a one night stand out of it if i wanted to

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v51/Sokiem/67649532_l.jpg

yay or nay?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ n Hello, and welcome to tourettes syndrome. My name is Josh and i will your guide to-ffffFFUCK FUCK BITCH SHITTER
Jun 5 2005 4:31PM
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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
middle one btw, durr

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ n Hello, and welcome to tourettes syndrome. My name is Josh and i will your guide to-ffffFFUCK FUCK BITCH SHITTER
Jun 5 2005 4:33PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
looks like a man. if you have a stock of paper bags, go for it.






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
Jun 5 2005 4:36PM
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Wolverine21
Posts: 690 - Karma: 10
which one?

Jun 5 2005 4:36PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
i'd hit the one on the right.



hahahahhahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
are you 12?


(zach)
Jun 5 2005 4:36PM
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Wolverine21
Posts: 690 - Karma: 10
most def.

Jun 5 2005 4:38PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
i dont touch anything under 200 pounds

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
Jun 5 2005 4:39PM
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chillonhill
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 125
middle one is the best of the 3, they look kinda
latino, if they are go for it but wear 2 condoms
LOL





Stress will get you nowhere,
Jun 5 2005 5:00PM
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Harumpher
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
go for it, just make sure you're wrapped because she's definitely a dirty

"Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."
Jun 5 2005 5:04PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
Wow, defenently haggard, and a hard core slut. Def don't do it, you will regret it and take a lot of shit from your friends.





maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

Jun 5 2005 5:08PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
if you feel like going for an hour vacation to sea world then go for the one on the right cuz god damn shes the size of a fucken whale



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jun 5 2005 5:19PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
shamu!

Kenan and Kel Cult Represent


-Ross
Jun 5 2005 5:25PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
A one night stand? Why would you want to do that?

I don't know if you do this all the time or not (i'm guessing you don't, because you came looking for advice on NS), but this is a bad idea... if she told you she just wants to have sex with you, nothing's going to come out of it except that, but you might get a disease, you might get emotionally attached, and you'll definitely get shit from people if they find out.

You shouldn't just take every oppurtunity for sex you see. You'll end up getting fucked over in the end... just think about what you're doing.

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Jun 5 2005 5:27PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
^Or, don't listen to him, he's obviously a pussy. Bang her like a screen door in a hurricane, then do it again until she can no longer remember her own name.

Jun 5 2005 5:33PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
wow jd, im impressed. your thinking like me now. i guess its true that great minds think alike



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jun 5 2005 5:37PM
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chillonhill
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 125
^^
best advice ever





Stress will get you nowhere,
Jun 5 2005 5:39PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
It's summer, man. No time for that sensitive touchy-feely bullshit... during the school year when you're frayed and neurotic (or maybe that's just my school), I can understand it, but it's the time of year to let go of that crap and have fun. The season is catching on with me... and I think guys who can't follow through and take what's given to them on a silver platter is becoming a pet peeve of mine. So, once again, the next time she asks, whip it out and tell her to get started because you've got a lot more girls to get to and wasting time talking about it is not on the agenda.

Jun 5 2005 5:47PM
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vincepru
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can sombody post this pic in the thread?

OHIO SUPERCOMMANDOS

TWIN TIP MAFIA
Jun 5 2005 5:48PM
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eheath
Posts: 61590 - Karma: 122,949
dude wearing 2 condoms makes it 10 times worse cause the friction with the latex causes it to break like instantly

whats up now bitch




"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

high north session 2
Jun 5 2005 5:52PM
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xnoresponse
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Jun 5 2005 5:57PM
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chillonhill
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 125
its a fucken joke, like I'm gonna wear 2 condoms eh? or maybe 1 for the first chick and the 2nd one for the on on the left I'd pass on Biossa!
and friction will happen only if you got a real small pecker





Stress will get you nowhere,
Jun 5 2005 5:57PM
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xnoresponse
Posts: 946 - Karma: 10
i asked my health teacher what i should do if i wanted to have sex with a fat girl with possible std's and she thought i was serious and her first response was dont wear 2 condoms, that is one of the biggest mistakes

Jun 5 2005 5:59PM
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chillonhill
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 125
you people are too serious





Stress will get you nowhere,
Jun 5 2005 6:02PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
yuck, yuck, and double yuck. your pick. either way, i have no respect for you..


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
(dfp represent)


keep it real.
Jun 5 2005 6:06PM
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chillonhill
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 125
here the best advice yet, get 3 condoms, 1 for yr pecker, and 1 for each index finger, (the finger condoms if u know what i'm talking about)
screw the middle one and find the O-zone on each of the others with yr fingers them go home somke a doobie and have a beer, and move on
to somthing else.





Stress will get you nowhere,
Jun 5 2005 6:08PM
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eheath
Posts: 61590 - Karma: 122,949
good simile

whats up now bitch




"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

high north session 2
Jun 5 2005 6:23PM
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-line-
Posts: 162 - Karma: 11
yes, bang, bounce

Jun 5 2005 6:29PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
shes ugly.

Jun 5 2005 6:52PM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
I would do her.....if she was worth it, she's not worth the energy and protein, find a hot bitch.

if you feel like going for an hour vacation to sea world then go for the one on the right cuz god damn shes the size of a fucken whale

J-crew represent







Jun 5 2005 7:00PM
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HSFCpro
Posts: 412 - Karma: 10
The one on the right would be a two day expidition you would have to climb all day long make base camp for the night and head for the summit in the morning to get on top of that bitch. You might be able to give her good slap on the ass and ride the wave in but can get pretty dangerous. it would suck to suffocate in some fat chicks fold.

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your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL.
AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu
Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?
Jun 5 2005 7:17PM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
^just the thought of that girl on my dick makes me want to regurgitate.

"if you feel like going for an hour vacation to sea world then go for the one on the right cuz god damn shes the size of a fucken whale"-lat

J-crew represent







Jun 5 2005 7:19PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
or not cause shes pretty nasty

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
Jun 5 2005 7:22PM
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HSFCpro
Posts: 412 - Karma: 10
well she looks pretty sluty i bet it turns out to be like doin push ups over a man hole. Or at least for you anyways..........j/k

www.highsocietyfreeride.com
your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL.
AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu
Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?
Jun 5 2005 7:23PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
aahhahahahaha base camp

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
Jun 5 2005 7:38PM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
thats nasty

Jun 5 2005 7:41PM
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bermbuster49
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if you really need puss that bad, then do her, but like, as soon as your done just leave, and if she asks why say "your friend is to fat i think shes going to eat me"

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
Jun 5 2005 7:43PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
Nah, JD is right. If I wasn't such a pussy, I wouldn't be saying stuff like that.

I've been thinking, and I realized that fucking whoever and whatever asks for it is definitely the road to increased self-respect and mental stability. I mean, what real man would turn down sex? I did recently (for reasons I'm not going to go into because they would prove how much of a pussy I am), so my advice is obviously not worth listening to.


P.S. girls that look like barnyard animals also really turn me on... if I was in your position, I'd do her in a second if I wasn't such a pussy.

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Jun 5 2005 7:53PM
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MrPantyDropper
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haha^..i agree

Jun 5 2005 8:01PM
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Phrosty
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why wouldn't you fuck her? are you too proud to throw a dog a bone?




My weiner is probably harder than yours.
Jun 5 2005 8:11PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
Well....I must confess that with these two post J.D. May has finally won over my heart. I was a hater for so long but that may be one of the most intelligent thoughts to ever grace NS.

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Jun 5 2005 8:14PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
just bang her. jd put it best. shes pretty much asking for it anyway. get off NS and put it to her!





-Lauren
Jun 5 2005 8:21PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
it's like nike.

just do it.

(but don't wear 2 condoms, that's always a bad thing)

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Jun 5 2005 9:15PM
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anothermammothpunk
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thats like 500 lbs of nay

Jun 5 2005 9:20PM
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HSFCpro
Posts: 412 - Karma: 10
that was funny as hell

www.highsocietyfreeride.com
your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL.
AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu
Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?
Jun 5 2005 9:20PM
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guddgulf17
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you can do better

Offical NS Pastor, Rabbi, Ayatolla, and Revelator
Jun 5 2005 9:20PM
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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
No problem anathema. I wouldn't even be asking, but this was definatly a borderline. Just a little hotter and it would have a beena easy yes.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ n Hello, and welcome to tourettes syndrome. My name is Josh and i will your guide to-ffffFFUCK FUCK BITCH SHITTER
Jun 5 2005 9:29PM
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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
the body is pretty good, the face is the only questionable thing. I think she's around 34 24 34.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ n Hello, and welcome to tourettes syndrome. My name is Josh and i will your guide to-ffffFFUCK FUCK BITCH SHITTER
Jun 5 2005 9:31PM
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gmack24
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ehh, maybe a one night stand if you are hammered, not a bad backup some drunken night you end up going home without a girl- wait until the last possible minute

Jun 5 2005 9:33PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
I wouldnt touch any of those girls even if i had a ten foot pole.

theres no business like snow business.


Jun 5 2005 9:52PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Ok, in all seriousness, REMEMBER YOUR LADDER THEORY.

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Where does she fall?

Jun 5 2005 10:11PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
hahaha "ingrid"

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