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Maddox on Star Wars III

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Ski-hobo
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funny shit

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=episode3





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Jun 2 2005 6:05PM
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4skizzle
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" By the way, if you haven't seen this movie yet, don't read the previous sentence. "


Hahaha, that was good shit.









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Jun 2 2005 6:27PM
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Snubluck
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Good old Maddox.

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Jun 2 2005 6:30PM
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ViperSki
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i thought that was pretty damn funny, even being a big fan of the movie. i dont know if i like maddox calling his site "the best in the world" anymore. his last couple of articles have been shit. he needs to step it up in order to keep that title



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Jun 2 2005 6:37PM
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lipen69
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mad funny

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Jun 2 2005 6:38PM
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*542*
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Maddox is the shit.

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Jun 2 2005 7:09PM
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40ozKid
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Yeah i asked a Star Wars nerd why the jedis couldnt sense they were going to be betrayed.


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Jun 2 2005 8:31PM
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~Cork_1080~
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haha funny shit


Jun 2 2005 8:37PM
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switch_9
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i read it all. that was freakin sweet. and funny.

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Jun 2 2005 9:15PM
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will987654321
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"... playing into Lucas' shallow theatrics so easily that you could sell these people hookers in a vagina storm."

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Jun 2 2005 9:19PM
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bermbuster49
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maddox is my hero

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-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
Jun 2 2005 9:33PM
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4skizzle
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best page in the universe not world.








Success often walks side by side with sacrafice.


Jun 2 2005 9:36PM
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ghettoprep
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ya hes definitly gone downhill lately. Everything since his chappelle one has been mad weak.

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Jun 2 2005 10:09PM
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j.bird
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"The most damning thing about this epic waste of time is the piecemeal plot thatched together with just enough good will and nostalgia to pacify the average idiot (i.e., you). "

hahahah when i read this i almost died.

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whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Jun 2 2005 11:34PM
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J.D.
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That was too perfect. He's right about so much of that, and I LIKED ep III... however, you just know some nerd is going to call him on that rant about General Grievous, who was, I am informed, named after Darth Grievous, a Sith Lord from the same planet.

Jun 2 2005 11:42PM
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almostaskier
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his rants are just too perfect... but lo! he has mentionned to not link his pics directly! his never ending rath will be upon you all!

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
Jun 3 2005 8:47AM
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ECfreeski3
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why doesnt he want his pics linked directly?

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Jun 3 2005 2:07PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
copyright...

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
Jun 3 2005 4:11PM
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bermbuster49
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its not like eveyrone who reads this doesnt know who it is

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
Jun 3 2005 4:12PM
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almostaskier
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ok, i guess the slight humour went un noticed... man you guys are good at not picking up on it...

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
Jun 3 2005 4:14PM
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bermbuster49
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yeah, i try

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
Jun 3 2005 4:17PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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the bit about the monocle and the moustache was good. regardless of what it was directed to. i mean, were talking monocles here people.

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Jun 3 2005 4:22PM
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Jessbuff
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Wow, you read my mind. He's got alot of shit on his plate apparently and yes he's made 3 articles in five months and two out of the three were pretty well crap but he makes his point.

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Jun 3 2005 5:59PM
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