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Haha coolest number ever.

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t-man152
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http://calltheinternet.org/

this is so cool. call the number you can talk to an operator who will browse the internet for you. ask what the internet is and ask him to go to a website and describe it for you. you can browse a website over the phone. its hilarious. and its free. kudos to the guys who did this.

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Jun 2 2005 2:56AM
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Ximmian
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that's bizarre, and kinda sad but also pretty damn cool

Jun 2 2005 5:31AM
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DJPaulyVee
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^ya


Jun 2 2005 10:37AM
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DANETRON
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fucking internet for the blind

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Jun 2 2005 11:47AM
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Lord_Piot
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

soemone go to goatse.cx and tell me what he says

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Jun 2 2005 12:09PM
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hucker22
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coolest number ever is 69 followed closly by 420

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Jun 2 2005 12:50PM
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Norred
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it's busy what is it?



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Jun 2 2005 1:19PM
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KillerMonkey
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do they charge you soime super expensive fee though?

thats what she said

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Have a JIBARITO!
Jun 2 2005 3:22PM
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DJPaulyVee
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prob not

Jun 2 2005 3:23PM
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Badfish2
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That's funny stuff. "Hello, is this the internet??"
"Yes it is"


Jun 2 2005 3:27PM
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.John.
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how old are you? 13?

V-TOWN Bitches!
Jun 2 2005 3:39PM
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HSFCpro
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if not 69 and 420 at the same time now thats fun

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Jun 2 2005 3:56PM
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1080ski
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haha, " Thank you for expressing an interest in placing a phone call to the Internet. The Internet's phone line is always accepting calls, unless we are assisting other Internet users, or are out of the office. Check the bottom of each page to find out the status of the Internet's phoneline. Live means we're in the office and taking calls, if the line is busy, try again later. Offline means we're out of the office.
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somebody should do the sprint relay thing to this, that would be kinda weird.

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Jun 2 2005 4:21PM
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sKILOve07
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haha thats cool but kinda weird

Jun 2 2005 5:12PM
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40ozKid
Posts: 209 - Karma: 10
thats pretty cool.

coz it's easy once you know how it's done
you can't stop now
it's already begun
you feel it
running through your bones

and you jerk it out
jerk it out
Jun 2 2005 5:54PM
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that would actually be pretty usefull when you're at a place where there's no internet, yet you have a phone and you really need to get on (ie my skiing cabin sometimes)

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Jun 2 2005 7:23PM
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ski_naked
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ya but who the hell would want ot work at a job like that? that would be so boring, feel sorry for those suckers

Jun 2 2005 7:29PM
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wntrwill
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I would say the coolest number ever is
867-5309

Jun 2 2005 7:30PM
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T.L.
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anyone call it yet?

I have a friend who's only joy in life is to skate, surf and flog his log.

That is all he wants to do and I think that's really great.

But then one day he had an accident they had to amputate his arms.

Guess he was sad that day.

He can't surf, he can't skate and he sure can't masturbate no more...
Jun 2 2005 7:47PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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noones there right now.







www.lonesomepineproductions.com
COM ING SOON

Jun 2 2005 7:57PM
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40ozKid
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every one knows jenny's number.


don't let the days go by
glycerine

Jun 2 2005 8:32PM
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t-man152
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I called it a couple days ago. its only been up for a few days. I got the guy to read me the first 2 items in the news section of Newschoolers.com and I got him to describe the picture of the day and then read the replies to the thing.

it was pretty sick. I had it on speakerphone with my friends and we were all laughing so hard

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Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity

I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.
Jun 3 2005 2:41AM
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Frostfired
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wow its 3;15 am and theres only 90 ppl on
damm in going to bed

if u live in the Gta
join T-dot
https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Cul
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where all torontos jibbers get together
pm me if u want in
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
Jun 3 2005 3:01AM
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