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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
Okay, i need 10 people, this will be oldschool, slow, and really fun

i'm the dealer. lets play texas hold em, sign up and get 20 E chips,

this is fun, and if we want to do a horse race, as long as everyone is cool,

lets do it, I promise i won't cheat or rigg the deck,

this could be fun.

i'll explain everyhing once i have 10 pepple

live by the N.E.R.D
Jun 1 2005 2:59PM
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tricksterboardin
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
im in


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Jun 1 2005 3:00PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
what the hell are u talking about


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LINE KICKS ASS
Jun 1 2005 3:00PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
aight im up for a try

Jun 1 2005 3:01PM
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Schwags
Posts: 4764 - Karma: 912
why dont you just get a private room on a poker site?

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Jun 1 2005 3:09PM
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Alpine3
Posts: 1813 - Karma: 37
i don't know how this could work but i am in..

Jun 1 2005 3:11PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
ill be in

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Jun 1 2005 3:12PM
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pommery
Posts: 853 - Karma: 185
how does it work?


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Jun 1 2005 3:13PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
pick me pick me


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
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keep it real.
Jun 1 2005 3:14PM
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tricksterboardin
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
hes the virtual dealer and he deals us virtual cards, am i right?
nice anathema, nice

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Jun 1 2005 3:15PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
I'm not sure this will work either but I'm in,


-katie
Jun 1 2005 3:20PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
lets just start now

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Jun 1 2005 3:24PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
straight flush mother fuckers!



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Jun 1 2005 3:28PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
but i cheated and stole ur cards so know i have the staight flush and i win end of story

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Jun 1 2005 3:28PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
now for the horsey race............ i won that too cuz im the fatest horse in the world

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Jun 1 2005 3:30PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
^except you don't because i have a royal flush bitch.


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Jun 1 2005 3:30PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
Okay, heres the deal, i'm going to make a time, say 5 pm Pacific time tomorow june 3rd

lets do the first one free to show this idea works,

I will deal the deck of cards in my house on a table beside my computer,

i can film the table, to show you i'm not trying to fuck anyone, but this can't be done life,

or we would be the shit..... (so far)...

it's regualar TExas hold em,

you each get 2 cards, to people,

The rounds will be 5 mins, to allow for me to PM each person with there cards/

then it will be, the betting with "E-Chips"...

Big and Small blinds to be decieded, now, i need to know how will be here online at this time tomorrow,

and i need 10 people who will to say 1,2,5,3 8, ect

to fill spots,

the game will be done in a private cult, then the results show in non-gabber

i thought of this this morning, and Yes, I am A jeenus,

example, a King Spade, king of heart, and a 2 of clubs were flopped...

round of bets....

you would know hwat your cards are,

Turn....

5 of clubs.....

here comes the river...

ace of spades,

Results, someone could have had 4 kings, 3 kings, a spade flush, or two pair, those are the only hands that could have won,

we can use a nother thead to keep track of Echips each round...

no one chats, this is just an oldschool java based idea,

but i doubt it's ever been done,

THats How C.Faller DOes it Baby,

this is going to be fun.... i'm all in...

live by the N.E.R.D
Jun 1 2005 3:38PM
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tricksterboardin
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
five aces....anyone beat that?
and technically i win the orse race because i bet all my winnings on you because your that fasterest horse

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Jun 1 2005 3:39PM
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tricksterboardin
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
shit didnt see your post, hmm it could work but you need to make sure every one is betting in turn

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Jun 1 2005 3:57PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,467
i'lll try

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Jun 1 2005 4:01PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
or we could just do it right now


-katie
Jun 1 2005 4:07PM
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Badfish2
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I wager $Texas

Jun 1 2005 4:10PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
a full grown bear can run faster than a horse.



Jeremy

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Jun 1 2005 4:11PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
this wont work



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Jun 1 2005 4:28PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
ill play legit im in

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Jun 1 2005 4:53PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
cant you cheat real easy?

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Jun 1 2005 5:00PM
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Alpine3
Posts: 1813 - Karma: 37
alright how do we play?


Jun 1 2005 5:10PM
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katesd
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ahaha... good old connery.


-katie
Jun 1 2005 5:12PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
how about we just all meet up in some online gameroom at given times in the week, and anyone is invited to play..


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
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keep it real.
Jun 1 2005 5:17PM
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tricksterboardin
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
wow thats deep.

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Jun 1 2005 5:28PM
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Leckett
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poker is so stupid. whats with eveyrone all of a sudden being so obsessed with poker?

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Jun 1 2005 7:11PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 135
i got a royal flush on partypoker this morning, it was amazing.

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Jun 1 2005 7:26PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
that's a 1 in a 100000 + hand, so... what suit was it? computers don't count

and, this is going to happen, just give me time to thing today,

and this will happen, is 9pm, est time to late,

because I have to go to vancouver today,

message PFD if you have any questions, and i will take the 1st 10 people availble at 12 central easter time,

so hang on to your knickers, this is going to be the shit,

and the first time is free,

i'll anwser all questions latter

here comes the river.....

burn and turn...

Faller out-

live by the N.E.R.D
Jun 2 2005 9:51AM
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DJPaulyVee
Posts: 307 - Karma: 53
whats up with this man....good luck getting thisgoin


Jun 2 2005 10:23AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
to show i am un biased, i will be creating a fake ns user name,

and posting the account password after the game,

to show there are no favorite,s

i don't care who wins, and after the game, everyone will know
who was trying to bluff, and how had what,

who folded, 3 winning hands in a row,



so sorry, ii have yet to read your post,s

i'm bussy with toher projects, but, trust me,

this can work, so at 9pm pacific ill set up the game

i've thought of everything,

but what we should do , is create a money pool, and have matt harvey design NS.Poker Online!

hahahhaha

come on matt, I dare you, we will pay you, i'm sure... do you take monolpy money?

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Jun 2 2005 11:51AM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
haha going to vancouver to suck some more dick for crack?


dicksucker.

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Jun 2 2005 12:11PM
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ryan.c
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yeah make a room one a site n put a password on it, im in too

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
Jun 2 2005 12:14PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
^this would definitely be easiest and most efficient


-katie
Jun 2 2005 12:59PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hey kate. wanna play e-strip poker?? great.....now i got a full house so take off your blouse and bounce them fun bags around for me!



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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Jun 2 2005 1:06PM
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JAYTRON
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so is this going to happen cause if it does ill play

Jun 2 2005 2:05PM
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