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Should I have a child?

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NANTUCKET
Posts: 210 - Karma: 17
I have inseminated my wife several times, consequentally we had beautiful children in the past. My wonderful wife asked me if I would like to have another child. Being nearly retired I considered the thought to be quite provocative. I think it would bring a spark to our marriage, to serious responders....Do you think this would be a good idea?

May 30 2005 1:21AM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
yes of coure, then she could have an abortion. a doctor cuz scramble the babys brains and suck it out wiht a vacuum






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
May 30 2005 1:24AM
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eheath
Posts: 61475 - Karma: 122,089
wow dude, we all no ur fake, uve officaly taking it so far that its really not that funny, now just tell us WHO U REALLY ARE

whats up now bitch




"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

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May 30 2005 1:24AM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
Yeah there is no way you are real
It was believable at first, but now it is just stupid. If this is Atlantaski, props for the comeback, if it is someone else, just tell us who you are already.




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To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
To last until our moment comes
May 30 2005 1:29AM
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eheath
Posts: 61475 - Karma: 122,089
i dont think atlantaski is that smart

whats up now bitch




"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

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May 30 2005 1:31AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
hahah

May 30 2005 2:08AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
no more children. Why do people want more than one to begin with?





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May 30 2005 2:14AM
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gypsy
Posts: 760 - Karma: 12
go away. ask your doctor. what are you doing here, seriously...

* bethaka

ooooh i dig my new icon 8)
May 30 2005 2:14AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
i can't believe this guy said "inseminated" how fucking unorthadox

May 30 2005 2:15AM
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eheath
Posts: 61475 - Karma: 122,089
i cant believe she thinks its real

whats up now bitch




"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

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May 30 2005 2:21AM
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gypsy
Posts: 760 - Karma: 12
hahaha i cant beleive he really thinks i think he's real...

fag

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ooooh i dig my new icon 8)
May 30 2005 2:24AM
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eheath
Posts: 61475 - Karma: 122,089
whoa u turned that one on me, btw post count is 420

whats up now bitch




"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

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May 30 2005 2:28AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
freak

May 30 2005 5:36PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
You mean this hot ass bitch of your wife, man i'd do her in a minute
https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Pictures/Uploaded/7264114707545qAoGxM_ph.jpg

thats what she said

Chris

Have a JIBARITO!
May 30 2005 5:51PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
it's illegal for people over the age of 30 to have sex in MA you didn't hear about that new law? i forefronted the committee to get it passed.





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May 30 2005 5:54PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
^ it shouldnt be for those 2, thats some prime eugenics

May 30 2005 5:55PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
u used to be funny..get a different alias so i can laugh again

May 30 2005 5:56PM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 362
worst alias ever.


snap crackle pop
May 30 2005 6:11PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
yes

Even though I am filthy rich from winning the lottery, I still wipe my own damn ass
May 30 2005 6:18PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
my mom was 43 when she had me.

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May 30 2005 6:20PM
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mintcrue
Posts: 1593 - Karma: 25
BAD Idea. the more kids, the more expensive, the more hastle, and the worse our population problem becomes

Strike 3

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May 30 2005 7:47PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
No, your not even big enough to fit a condom bucko.



RIDE 7FOLD POLES !
May 31 2005 5:15PM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
how are we going to tell who this person is??



red bull, it gives you wings!
May 31 2005 5:34PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
you know i heard viagra can cause like blindness, so watch your self man.....god your so fake.

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
May 31 2005 5:36PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
screw kids, no way would i have any of them. they're satanic

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May 31 2005 5:45PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
im suprised your wifes womb isnt barren. she looks to skinny to push a baby out of her vagina

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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be
May 31 2005 6:36PM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
you should shut the fuck up



red bull, it gives you wings!
May 31 2005 6:38PM
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NANTUCKET
Posts: 210 - Karma: 17
hucker22, you are evil. May God be with you bucko.

May 31 2005 6:47PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
do you put it in her butt?

V-TOWN Bitches!
May 31 2005 6:48PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
hahahaha

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
May 31 2005 6:50PM
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justanotherskier
Posts: 593 - Karma: 11
ya, that was in the globe and mail a while ago











May 31 2005 6:51PM
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p-lin101
Posts: 1805 - Karma: 8
^ and the citizen. i think i mightve done it for one of my current events presentations

in my phone book theres a guy with the name of Harry Surprise.. - Jibvermont
May 31 2005 7:02PM
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Harumpher
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
hahahahaahahahaa. Bucko...

"Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."
May 31 2005 7:05PM
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anomericas
Posts: 8237 - Karma: 61
Do you think I should cut off my penis?

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Accept no one's defitnition of your life: Define your self. Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
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Jun 4 2005 12:32PM
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