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HVskier
Posts: 924 - Karma: 38
Mine is due tomorrow, I have a whole little box to fill up, so I wanna put skiing in somehow.
Anybody have some good quotes that relate to skiing? I need ideas bad
Oct 31 2002 2:29PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
if first you dont succeed,newschool skiing is not for you
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
Oct 31 2002 2:31PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
if there is grass on the field, you might as well play ball!


'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
Oct 31 2002 2:37PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
mine was 'only sheep need a shephard', since there were a bunch of people from the krabzy bible church right next to mine


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Oct 31 2002 2:37PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
wait up, explain that again
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
Oct 31 2002 2:41PM
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threejay
Posts: 2584 - Karma: 15
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life.


I thought the skis made you good. I got the skis and it turned out I was wrong. It must be the clothes.
-3gman
Oct 31 2002 3:45PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
theres threee types of ppl in this world, those who can count and those who can't

Jesusjr.com
The day isn't complete without a good texan checkin' session
Wasted State Represent!!
I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
Oct 31 2002 3:59PM
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green
Posts: 84 - Karma: 10
explain mine again? there were a bunch of kids from the crazy(krabzy) fundamentalist bible church who had their bible passages right around mine, so mine was'only sheep need a shephard'
Oct 31 2002 4:29PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
Mine was 'anytime i see something screech acroos a room and latch onto some guys face, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, i have to laugh, because what is that thing.'


The Battle for Middle Earth Begins December 18th

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Oct 31 2002 5:04PM
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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
mine was 'Apple belongs to the Malus species. Apple SEEDS contain cyanogenic glycosides which release cyanide when ingested. It is not necessary to core apples before giving them to your birds. The small amount of cyanide that would be released from ingesting a few seeds is very unlikely to cause cyanide toxicity in birds. If they were to ingest a large number, cyanide poisoning could occur. My birds love apple seeds and get one or two daily as a treat.
apple seeds yielding'

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
Oct 31 2002 6:00PM
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Jibmaster_J
Posts: 491 - Karma: 8
Hey Green, or should i say Eric (whose mom is super hot) that quote isnt yours, its John Greenfields. By the way, everybody hates you.


Markers don't suck!
Damn straight, things are happenin' in the midwest!
Oct 31 2002 7:01PM
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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
'Nothing is impossible. You are only limited by fear and you can even overcome that.' By noneother than Master Seth Morrison (i know i stole it from those MX guys)

This rant has brought to you in part by the Gomer corporation. Bringing you quality bablings since January.

MC Blowfish: 'Uh-oh, here comes that stupid shark, I better blow up!'
Oct 31 2002 7:40PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
I am Sparticus!
Oct 31 2002 9:29PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
i came, i saw, i conquered. write all of it in lower case letters then go through it and capitalize some of the letters so it spells something if you read only the capitalized ones
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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis
Nov 1 2002 5:11AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
huh westcoaststyle i dont get it
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Got Yoohoo?
Nov 1 2002 10:36AM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
for my grad quote, i used the quote at the bottom of the new atomic ad. and then i used live to ski, ski to die
If your a pro, IM A HOE!
Nov 1 2002 10:57AM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
there are 10 kinds of people in the world. those who understand binary and those who dont.
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and i said: 'well, you see, night time and daytime are two entirely different times' - Skipimp_

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
Nov 1 2002 11:41AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
except if im not mistaken 2 in binary is 1, i think it goes 0, 1, 01, 10 etc


The Battle for Middle Earth Begins December 18th

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Nov 1 2002 11:55AM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
mammoth...or if theres not grass on the field, but there is at least a field then play ball
Nov 1 2002 11:58AM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
Dan, you are an idiot. 2 in binary is 10. it goes, 1, 10, 11, 100, 101, 110, 111.

Don't fuck with the ThinkGeek quotes.


-Andy

Attack of the Killer Stop Sign!

Proud member of the resurrected PPP
Nov 1 2002 12:11PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
haha ya

i got it off bash.org.

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and i said: 'well, you see, night time and daytime are two entirely different times' - Skipimp_

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
Nov 1 2002 1:12PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
We're gonna have squash.
There is nothing motherly about mother nature. Except for her big mountainous breasts.
Nov 1 2002 4:28PM
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Psychojoe
Posts: 164 - Karma: 10
dude your quote should be:

'ten ph0r, ten ph0r.'
Nov 1 2002 5:16PM
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BlindFaith
Posts: 841 - Karma: 12
'I'm just trying to have fun.' - McConkey

And at the end of my paragraph 'what was is now was' - Bosstones.


Cheers

'Son, in sporting events it's not whether you win or lose, but how drunk you get.'
Nov 1 2002 5:32PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
all that shows is im not a computer nerd


The Battle for Middle Earth Begins December 18th

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Nov 1 2002 6:39PM
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nebratu
Posts: 156 - Karma: 10
I'm a driver, I'm a winner. Things are going to change, I can feel it.



You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It also helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. -- Frank Zappa
Nov 1 2002 7:58PM
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nebratu
Posts: 156 - Karma: 10
and then throw down something about skiing



You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It also helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. -- Frank Zappa
Nov 1 2002 7:58PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 38
The true skiers mantra.
Party Hardy Rock And Roll, Drink A Beer, And Smoke A Bowl
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I am about an 8, i will sit next to a girl that is a 6 and drink till she is a 10 and then bring her home
Nov 1 2002 11:27PM
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^-^
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Phrosty's was sweet.

but you should go with:
A is for Apple.

Nov 2 2002 12:46AM
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LastEmperor
Posts: 347 - Karma: 10
'i grew up on the crime side, the new york times side, stayin alive was no jive'
-Raekwon the Chef

I was listening to wu tang when i did mine, otherwise just take the j-live quote from my profile,it's pretty sick.



'it's like that, and that's the way it is.'
Jam Master Jay will be missed. Legends never die, they just change forms.
Nov 2 2002 1:39AM
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