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Frostfired
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post riddles and let ppl try solve them
kinda lame i know but im board
here ill start

I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am I?

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May 26 2005 11:08PM
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mattster
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the wind !^

that was sarcasm
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Jun 20 2005 4:30PM
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SteezePatrol
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but you were right...

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Jun 20 2005 4:33PM
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mattster
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no thats my signature

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Jun 20 2005 4:34PM
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SteezePatrol
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what needs no money, food, water, and is more powerful than (usually it's 'god', but I'll say..) dubya

hint - little kids are the ones who get this right all the time

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Jun 20 2005 4:34PM
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mattster
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im stumped....

that was sarcasm
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Jun 20 2005 4:35PM
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Frostfired
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ya u got it

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Jun 20 2005 4:52PM
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tBatt
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uhh jeses


Jun 20 2005 5:39PM
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tBatt
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jesus** ^



Jun 20 2005 6:32PM
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almostaskier
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nah, i think all the ones had been answered before i posted mine.

and as for your last one, stroger thyan dubya, and little kids... their mom?

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
Jun 20 2005 7:59PM
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Apple
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Nothing.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Jun 20 2005 10:43PM
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mattster
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that was funkin cleaver man ^

that was sarcasm
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Jun 20 2005 10:57PM
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freestyle_kyle
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haha that sog is awsome, confusing bit awsome


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pmills
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You are standing in front of a room with a lightbulb inside of it.
You can not see if it is on or off.

Outside the room there are three switches.



You may turn the swithes anyway you want to.

You stop turning the switches, enter the room
and know what switch controls the lightbulb...

How do you do that ?


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i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac

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Jun 21 2005 9:33AM
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Apple
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I know this one, So i wont ruin it for everyone else...

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Jun 21 2005 10:08AM
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What
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you said he cant see if the light is on or off from outside the room.
but once he goes into the room, he is able to see it, so he can tell which switch works

what?
Jun 21 2005 6:51PM
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pmills
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right so you are out side a room, you have to figure out wich light siwch controlls the light. you have to do so with out being able to see the light. once you go inside the room though you can figure out wich swich oppereates the light

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac

girls are like pigs. they have four legs and make sounds, and if you kick them in the side they will get mad at you - Jacob W
Jun 21 2005 7:38PM
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mattster
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wasnt it like you feel how warm the bulbs are or somthing ?

that was sarcasm
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Jun 21 2005 7:42PM
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Apple
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dude, if your not going to answer it completly, but give it away anyways....

You turn on the first 2 switches for 5 minutes. After 5 minutes turn off the second switch.

When you go into the room, if the light is on, Its switch 1 controlling the light. If the light is Off, but hot or warm, Then it is switch 2 controlling the light, and if the light is off and cold, then switch 3 controls the light.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Jun 21 2005 7:47PM
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00000000
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ahhh good thread sucks im only findin out about it now, i knew a bunch of them

give me a sec ill post a few


'....a ninja skier probly came by and whacked him with his pole.... thats my guess' -nordas-
Jun 21 2005 7:51PM
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00000000
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What row of numbers comes next?
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221


fairly easy, its a good start


'....a ninja skier probly came by and whacked him with his pole.... thats my guess' -nordas-
Jun 21 2005 8:03PM
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Apple
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Thats not a riddel. Thats a math problem. I hate math.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Jun 21 2005 8:12PM
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almostaskier
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dude. so easy.

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
1113213211
31131211131221
13211311123113112211
11131221133112132113212221

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
Jun 21 2005 8:37PM
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almostaskier
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etc of course.

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
Jun 21 2005 8:37PM
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mattster
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haha how do you find it out ?

that was sarcasm
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Jun 21 2005 9:00PM
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k2yeags
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turn 1 on and leave it for a few min then turn it off
then turn on another and walk into the room

if the light is on then its the second one
if the light is off but warm its the first
and if its off and cold its the third

- - - - - - - - - - boom
Jun 21 2005 9:15PM
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Skipig25
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Easy one.
I can run, but never walk,
Often a murmur, never talk,
I have a bed but never sleep,
I have a mouth but never eat.
What am I?

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Jun 21 2005 9:35PM
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pmills
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oh 0ooh 000ohhhh

a river

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac

girls are like pigs. they have four legs and make sounds, and if you kick them in the side they will get mad at you - Jacob W
Jun 21 2005 9:53PM
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almostaskier
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well, when you look at it, there is one 1 in the first line. so you write 1 1 in the second line (one one). then there are 2 ones, so your write 2 1 ( two ones). then there is one 2, and 1 one, etc...

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
Jun 21 2005 9:57PM
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Apple
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I dont get it...


Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Jun 21 2005 9:57PM
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almostaskier
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also it helps to have had to solve it previously in math class....

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
Jun 21 2005 9:58PM
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Apple
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I KNEW it was a math problem!!!

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Jun 21 2005 9:59PM
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almostaskier
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OOOh OOOh, here is a riddle:

what is my middle name?.... ooooooooh...

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
Jun 21 2005 10:05PM
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Apple
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That is a crappy riddle.


This one however, Is not a crappy riddle. Infact it is among my favorites.

You are inside a cement block. There are no holes, airvents, doors, windows, or anything big enough for a person to fit threw. Inside the block with you is a Mirror and a Wooden Table. How do you escape?

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Jun 21 2005 10:12PM
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pmills
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is it like a cement cell? so it's pich black?

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac

girls are like pigs. they have four legs and make sounds, and if you kick them in the side they will get mad at you - Jacob W
Jun 21 2005 10:42PM
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SteezePatrol
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oh snap, he got it

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Jun 21 2005 10:45PM
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Apple
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no... lets say there is some light. Perhaps you have a flashlight? or there is a light in the top? or the table is still longing for the day it was a christmas tree and has lights on it. Or maybe you have indiglo on your watch. Its not entirly important to the solution how much light, or what its source is... just that there is light. Consider that a hint.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Jun 21 2005 10:47PM
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SteezePatrol
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use the mirror to reflect the sunlight that filters the small holes to melt the cement and then use the wooden stick to catch on fire and ram up your ass to make you go real fast

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Jun 21 2005 10:48PM
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Frostfired
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apple ill try figure ur's out
in the meen time here is a fairly easy riddle

this thing is in the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the begining of the end, and the end of every space. What is it?

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Jun 21 2005 11:13PM
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Frostfired
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heres another 1

A guy walks into a bar and sits down, he then simply orders a water. The bartender looks at the guy, and then, quickly pulls out a shotgun and points it at him n. The guy says "Thank you," and leaves. Why did they behave this way?

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Jun 21 2005 11:19PM
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SteezePatrol
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steven hawkings...or light

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Jun 21 2005 11:23PM
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he was black

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Jun 21 2005 11:24PM
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actually I jsut figured it out, he had the hiccups

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Jun 21 2005 11:25PM
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Frostfired
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ya hiccups i right

yo apple is urs sumthiing kind of imaginable cuz its not humanly posable

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Jun 21 2005 11:30PM
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Frostfired
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haha i got it u break the mirror in half cuz 2 halfs make
a whole (hole) and u go through the holoe

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Jun 21 2005 11:33PM
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Frostfired
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but wht does it have to do with the chair

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Jun 21 2005 11:33PM
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ok ok ok i got one

Im not new like this site, but I'm from back in the day when shit was real what am I?

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Jun 21 2005 11:37PM
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the letter e


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Jun 21 2005 11:43PM
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Frostfired
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yes, yes it is

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Jun 21 2005 11:44PM
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the letter "e"

what?
Jun 21 2005 11:55PM
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if there's a black guy and a white guy and a native guy in the room, who are the cops after (this has nothing to do with race)

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