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Where can i buy a monkey? PLEASE HELP!

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phatbush
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Monkeys kick ass but i dont know where to buy one?

May 25 2005 11:11AM
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DANETRON
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i dont know but a friend of my mom had one and the thing is mad cool. I want one too

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May 25 2005 11:13AM
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Ski-hobo
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break your spine so you become a cripple, then ask for a helper monkey.





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May 25 2005 11:14AM
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phatbush
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That sounds like a bad idea!

May 25 2005 11:18AM
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DANETRON
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you can buy one(i have no clue where) but they cost alot and there alot of fees and such. why dont u just go to the zoo and jack one out of there.

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May 25 2005 11:22AM
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Ski-hobo
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you'll looking for a Chimpanzee or a Capuchin monkey.





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May 25 2005 11:46AM
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freeskier0808
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go to aferica er somewhere luike that an steal one

May 25 2005 12:19PM
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squeakywaffle
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haha no, you aren't looking for a chimpanzee... chimpanzees could rip your arms off if they got just a little bit pissed off at you. You probably want one of those smaller monkeys that just makes loud screeching noises and shits everywhere.

If you want a pet like that, get a parrot instead... they can fly and would totally kick a monkey's ass, plus they are only like $400

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May 25 2005 1:04PM
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Harumpher
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go to Trinidad. A lot of pet monkeys there.

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May 25 2005 1:06PM
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squeakywaffle
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a lot of pet monkeys with diseases that will make your dick rot and fall off

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May 25 2005 1:11PM
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oakjewlery
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fucking right monkeys are beat and piss me off

May 25 2005 1:23PM
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phatbush
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YEAH!

May 25 2005 2:02PM
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mk2
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did you see that daily show episode where they where talking to the guy in texas wwho said cheerleading causes "the herpes". the helper monkies having unprotected sex with the cripple who ran into traffic cause of cheer leading thus getting him crippled.

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May 25 2005 2:19PM
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lucyford
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that's wack, having monkeys as pets is cruel





far too fly to stay stationary...
May 25 2005 2:19PM
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(Jonesy)
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go to the rock of gibraltar. monelys run all over the place there. one stood on my brothers head.

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May 25 2005 2:23PM
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Ski-hobo
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"Pray for Mojo"





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May 25 2005 2:27PM
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mnjib
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http://www.primatestore.com/forsale.htm


snap crackle pop
May 25 2005 3:01PM
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KillerMonkey
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so sick but mad expensive though

thats what she said

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May 25 2005 3:22PM
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squeakywaffle
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you seriously don't want a monkey, all they are good for is shitting everywhere and giving you AIDS.

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May 25 2005 4:08PM
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ryan.c
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yeah n like the other kid said rottin ur dick off, the least expensive one was fricken 1,800 holy moly, but i dont no any1 else that would sell em so thats prolly ur best bet

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May 25 2005 4:11PM
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Ski-hobo
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Capuchin monkeys can be trained to do all kinds of stuff.





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May 25 2005 5:49PM
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Ski-hobo
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get one of these, they seem to teleport from place to place becuase there so damjn quick.





"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."


" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
May 25 2005 6:26PM
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MdanteL
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if any1 saw the playboy mansion on cribs, that one grl had a pet monkey, call up Hugh he'll let u know

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May 25 2005 7:15PM
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pommery
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haha, to all the people who said that you should just go somewhere like africa and pick one up, even if that did work, can you imagine trying to fly back with your stolen monkey? that would be so funny... "yeah, he just wanted to come home with me, the game keepers let me have him.."
come to think of it, that's basically what happened in curious george.

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May 25 2005 7:18PM
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.Joy.
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this might sound crazy, but check Ebay...

May 25 2005 8:17PM
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[Holland]
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smuggle one in from bangledesh...they have everything there.....

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May 25 2005 8:18PM
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icecreamsandwich
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i have a feeling getting a pet monkey will be pretty hard....you would have to figure out where to get it, then figure out how to import it, the regulations and whatnot.

i agree with whoever said to get a parrot...they are pretty damn cool, and smart as heck.

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May 25 2005 10:04PM
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Ski-hobo
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I'm telling you man, you can get a FREE MONKEY, if you have someone snap your next and parazlyze you. Google in Helper monkeys.





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" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
May 25 2005 10:06PM
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french_fry
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why would you get a fuckin monkey??? What will it do for you, are you gonna throw a ball and wait for it to catch it? Dude that would suck for an animal like a monkey, unless you got a mad tropical garden or something like that. And a lot of monkeys you can buy are illegal, they are simply taken out of the forest to be sold to a fat lonely kid.





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May 25 2005 10:10PM
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mutescratch
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try feeding a chimp with onions and hell start to jack off

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May 26 2005 11:22AM
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d-loc
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ill give you a monkey

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May 26 2005 1:16PM
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Thorvildsen
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get a lemur


your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms' - Lateralis
May 26 2005 1:22PM
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jibster270
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hahaha, i didnt even read the thread ,just the title and i gotta agree, having a monkey would be so sick

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May 26 2005 2:48PM
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skogenjake
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the best pet monkeys are the siekiest monkeys. i know what im talking about. look them up.


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May 26 2005 2:55PM
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funbox14
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u dont want one trust me my dad had one for some time and he said that all it would do is masterbate and trow its own shit. buy a penguin or somthing u can ski with that would be cool

May 26 2005 4:48PM
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Lanemeyers
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Tarsiers.... they are rad!

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May 26 2005 4:53PM
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skogenjake
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thats my NS icon


back to the original
May 26 2005 4:53PM
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General_Shredgnar
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I have a friend who had a duck as a pet

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May 26 2005 4:55PM
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Lanemeyers
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Word dude....

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May 26 2005 4:56PM
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icecreamsandwich
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ducks are pretty common pets.

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May 26 2005 6:37PM
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phatbush
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Having a duck as a pet sounds cool!

May 27 2005 10:33AM
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Timmy_G
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petsovernight.com!!!!

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May 27 2005 12:00PM
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d-loc
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ya they have awesome pets

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May 27 2005 12:28PM
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jibster270
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^isnt that like form the radio station in gta3?

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May 27 2005 3:33PM
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phatbush
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Sounds like fun to me

May 27 2005 3:43PM
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