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Wigger 101 how 2 become a wigga tell me what u think

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truckerhucker
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Wigger 101
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My new hooked on wiggers learning program. 14 easy steps to be a stupid ass wigger, listen closely.

1. Learn the native language ( dis, dat, fo sho, skreet, axe, playa, foo cracka, snap...ect.)

2. Get your latest edition of Dubs even though you're probably 4 years to young to drive.

3. Make a "Gang" and threaten to kill people with your "guns".

4. Say "nigga" so you'll fit in, and it's the most you can get away with.

5. Wear a jersey half on half on, that way you won't be too hot or too cold.

6. Spend all of your drug money on "platinum" so it looks like you got into a fit with a roll of tin foil.

7. NEVER wear a hat the right way either: upside down/backwards, sideways/upside down, right side up/to the left, backwards/up your ass.

8. Get clothes 3 times too big just incase you need to make a parachute.

9. Wear your pants to your knees for easy access.

10. Buy any of the following clothing brands: Ekco, Phat Farm, South Pole, or Fubu.

11. Write a few raps. Ex.- Yo yo yo, I da noo santa ho ho ho, yall look at me da playa, sittin on ma sleigh-ya, ya betta not mess with ghetto santa, cause cracka I am da daddy macka...werd to ya mutha homie!

12. If someone has a "beef" do ever think of resolving it humanly, shoot them.

13. Walk with a limp, even if you don't have crap in your pants, it will be in your head.

14. Drink the following beverages daily: Crunk juice. Pimp juice, Ice-T, and so on.

..........HAPPY WIGGER DAYS...........

-No offense to real black gangstas...offense only to white wankstas.


‡ bomb hills not countries ‡
May 24 2005 3:52PM
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EastcoastAR5
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thank you, someone here knows what the hell im thinking rightt now



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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
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May 24 2005 11:25PM
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Ski-hobo
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acting like that is retarted no matter what race you are.






"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."
May 24 2005 11:40PM
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JoeTheRipper
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why?^

R.I.P Kp you will be remembered J-crew
May 25 2005 10:14AM
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JAYTRON
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black people are funny but if ur white and trying to be black deserve to have a cap popped in yo ass

May 25 2005 11:02AM
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ax_murderer
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you also have to be very stupid, unedumacated, and poor as fuck. then your black

May 25 2005 11:25AM
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ViperSki
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skininstead thank you for defending eminem. i cannot stand anyone that discredits eminem because he is "mainstream." that doesnt mean shit or should take away from his lyrical ability. Now i will admit i dont know much about underground hip hop but i do listen to a good amount so until ive been exposed to more i have to say eminem is the best lyricist ive heard. i am a really big fan of zion i though


I seek the means... to fight injustice. To turn fear... against those who prey on the fearful.
May 25 2005 12:24PM
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truckerhucker
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fuck u fucker
Jan 13 2006 11:09AM
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Leckett
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hahhahahaha aaaahhhhhh post count plus 1
Jan 13 2006 12:59PM
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squeakywaffle
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I hate wiggers.

Not because they're trying to be black, but because they're all assholes. Every last one is a total fucking asshole.

It also helps that they look stupid... there is a wigger fatty at my university who looks like a tent. He must weigh at least 300 pounds and he waddles around everywhere with his pants around his ankles. He's an asshole, just like the rest.

It seems like being an asshole is part of that culture... I know a couple of "gangster" black dudes that are total assholes, but I also know a bunch that are good people. Wiggers, on the other hand, are all shitheads.
Jan 13 2006 3:25PM
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Jessbuff
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6. Spend all of your drug money on "platinum" so it looks like you got into a fit with a roll of tin foil.

8. Get clothes 3 times too big just incase you need to make a parachute.

Uhh, yea, these are fucken funny!
Jan 13 2006 3:45PM
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fappy
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dude, marc ecko is white
Jan 13 2006 5:10PM
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nickmcnutt
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wiggers ar lame
Jan 13 2006 5:15PM
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lamp
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Jan 13 2006 6:36PM
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Aenigma
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IT'S SKIINSTED!!!!! But anyways, Eminem is definitely NOT among the top lyricists around, I have heard many songs of his where he'll get to a point where he can't rhyme and just make up some jibberish noise to go along with the last line. If that's talent, then I suppose I have a warped perspective of what music really is. If I want to listen to good lyrics I look no further than Tool, but I'm guessing the majority of the people on this site think that they are an untalented "emo" band.
Jan 13 2006 6:49PM
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406
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paul wall is good i like him
Jan 13 2006 7:48PM
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freezed
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are you serious?

i dont hate eminem just on principle or anything, but your statement is pretty out there.
Jan 13 2006 8:01PM
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scofield
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hahahaha, you would know ross
Jan 13 2006 8:04PM
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eastAR5
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whoever started this thread is gay
Jan 13 2006 8:24PM
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freestyler540
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I found this thread really good.
- Walk around with eye half closed to act high
-Wear pants to the knees to sweep the foor
Jan 13 2006 8:56PM
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Aenigma
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-Blast annoying rap from your biplane-winged civic so you can gain street cred.
-Always wear at least one piece of clothing with the letters "NC" on it, because we all know North Carolina is super cool.
-Wear light clothes, it makes your skin look darker.
Jan 13 2006 9:01PM
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freestyle_rich
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you just proved your own idiocy. most of Canada's population is close to the border of the US, surrounding and part of large URBAN centers, such as Vancouver and Toronto. I know that the crime rate isn't anything astronomical but in some areas it's just down right dangerous. Oh, and thank you for assuming that Canada is comprised of hunters. idiot.
Jan 13 2006 9:01PM
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Aenigma
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-If it doesn't feel like you're getting punched in the stomach every time you take a step, you don't have enough bling on
-Take your height(in feet), and that's how many X's should be on the labels of your clothes.
Jan 13 2006 10:35PM
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PJ
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Wiggers tend to be jerks. I don't hate on them for their music or clothing...though it is pretty funny to see them waddling away holding their pants up with their hands. Where I live they're always trying to get people to fight them. You can't walk downtown in my shit-town (of like 30 000 people) without getting challenged to about 2 fights and getting harassed like 6 times.
Jan 13 2006 11:13PM
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mski
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ya'll aint got shit on Mskiiiii, whats goooddd!!!
Jan 14 2006 12:03AM
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shea.
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yeah but that doesnt make him a GANGSTA rapper, and 50 cent is a GANGSTA rapper cause was a gangsta but he is too mainstream for his music to be called gangsta rap
Jan 14 2006 2:57AM
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truckerhucker
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bump
Nov 20 2006 3:05PM
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=FLO=
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why?
Nov 20 2006 3:25PM
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leckett1
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actually...

12. If someone has a "beef" do ever think of resolving it humanly, shoot them.

this should be instead of shooting you stalk the person until theyre by themselves and then you jump them with atleast 6 people so the person has absolutely no chance of winnign and your too afraid to get hurt so you bring your posse
Nov 20 2006 3:30PM
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-HCG-
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Lol, that guide's hilarious
Nov 20 2006 3:35PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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word to east ar5

act how you want, but i do agree with not taking it to the extreme of like rolling with guns and shit, or thinking your super hardcore when you are indeed from the burbs...all i listen to is hip-hop mostly but its not like i fress super ghetto all the time....its called steeze bitch
Nov 20 2006 3:37PM
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Gammafilter
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(Verse 1)
I'm a winger on the pitch, but off it, I'm the king,
Stackin' up the paper, yeah, you know I'm doin' my thing.
Speed on the field, and my hustle never stops,
From the block to the bank, I’m collectin' all the props.

(Chorus)
Gettin' all the money, yeah, I’m cashin’ every check,
Drippin' in designer, got that gold around my neck.
Playin' like a legend, every move is straight finesse,
From the pitch to the bank, yeah, you know we stayin' blessed.

(Verse 2)
Fast like lightning, I'm sprintin' for the goal,
But off the field, I'm shinin', my pockets never low.
Contracts and endorsements, yeah, they know I’m the best,
Winger with the swagger, got the world so impressed.

(Chorus)
Gettin' all the money, yeah, I’m cashin’ every check,
Drippin' in designer, got that gold around my neck.
Playin' like a legend, every move is straight finesse,
From the pitch to the bank, yeah, you know we stayin' blessed.

(Bridge)
From practice to the game, every minute, every hour,
Hustle never ends, always reachin' for the power.
Luxury rides and private jets, livin' like a star,
Money comin' fast, man, it’s takin' me far.

(Chorus)
Gettin' all the money, yeah, I’m cashin’ every check,
Drippin' in designer, got that gold around my neck.
Playin' like a legend, every move is straight finesse,
From the pitch to the bank, yeah, you know we stayin' blessed.

(Outro)
I’m the winger, I’m the boss, always racin’ to the top,
Every day another win, yeah, thi s grind’ll never stop.
Gettin' all the money, and I’m livin’ out my dream,
Winger on the pitch, makin' money, it’s my theme.
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