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Wigger 101 how 2 become a wigga tell me what u think

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truckerhucker
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Wigger 101
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My new hooked on wiggers learning program. 14 easy steps to be a stupid ass wigger, listen closely.

1. Learn the native language ( dis, dat, fo sho, skreet, axe, playa, foo cracka, snap...ect.)

2. Get your latest edition of Dubs even though you're probably 4 years to young to drive.

3. Make a "Gang" and threaten to kill people with your "guns".

4. Say "nigga" so you'll fit in, and it's the most you can get away with.

5. Wear a jersey half on half on, that way you won't be too hot or too cold.

6. Spend all of your drug money on "platinum" so it looks like you got into a fit with a roll of tin foil.

7. NEVER wear a hat the right way either: upside down/backwards, sideways/upside down, right side up/to the left, backwards/up your ass.

8. Get clothes 3 times too big just incase you need to make a parachute.

9. Wear your pants to your knees for easy access.

10. Buy any of the following clothing brands: Ekco, Phat Farm, South Pole, or Fubu.

11. Write a few raps. Ex.- Yo yo yo, I da noo santa ho ho ho, yall look at me da playa, sittin on ma sleigh-ya, ya betta not mess with ghetto santa, cause cracka I am da daddy macka...werd to ya mutha homie!

12. If someone has a "beef" do ever think of resolving it humanly, shoot them.

13. Walk with a limp, even if you don't have crap in your pants, it will be in your head.

14. Drink the following beverages daily: Crunk juice. Pimp juice, Ice-T, and so on.

..........HAPPY WIGGER DAYS...........

-No offense to real black gangstas...offense only to white wankstas.


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May 24 2005 3:52PM
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FreeWilley
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you forgot the most important one...listen to shitty gangsta rap like 50 cent, eminem, g-unit u know wut i'm talking about....also never bend the hat bill, keep it as flat as possible and make sure that u don't remove the blingin sticker from the bill(the circular sticker that says wut the hat size it)

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May 24 2005 4:01PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
like in malibu's most wanted haha what a great movie

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-Ross
May 24 2005 4:05PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
yeah true

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-Ross
May 24 2005 4:08PM
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Lord_Piot
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you just described 90% of the niggers in america aswell

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May 24 2005 4:16PM
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truckerhucker
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i dont mind niggers just the stupid confsued white kids

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May 24 2005 4:20PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
some black kids live down the street from me and they are like the whitest black kids ever

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-Ross
May 24 2005 4:22PM
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MdanteL
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50 cent n eminem arnt ganster rap haha

East Coast.
May 24 2005 4:30PM
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JoeTheRipper
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Will Smith, oreo?!?! foget about it, he had a flat top. Do you know how gangsta you have to be to rock a flat top?????? About that much....

R.I.P Kp you will be remembered J-crew
May 24 2005 4:30PM
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j.bird
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Fake gangster rap like eminem? He is flat out the best lyricist out today. I don't know of anyone who has deeper, more meaningful, fluent lyrics than him. He shouldn't be included into your little list just because he's white. Granted he does dress like a moron even for the rap world, he is still the best lyricist/rapper/producer today.

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
May 24 2005 4:40PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
or malonos

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-Ross
May 24 2005 4:41PM
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will987654321
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NEVER take the sticker off your flat brimmed ny yankees hat that has the same color letters as the rest of the hat


I'll find it, but I won't kill it. Now, what about my dynamite?
May 24 2005 4:43PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
Yay! Your gay!


'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
May 24 2005 4:43PM
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wazawski
Posts: 756 - Karma: 159
meaningful? wtf he talkes about killing his mom and people, and if all of that was true, i think the faggot would be in jail by now...he sucks and give rap a bad name and he is one of the casues for the wigger plague

May 24 2005 4:44PM
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KillerMonkey
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you cant forget the doo rag to cover your whitey ass head

thats what she said

Chris

Have a JIBARITO!
May 24 2005 4:44PM
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Kevo
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. Walk with a limp, even if you don't have crap in your pants, it will be in your head

Yeah I hate people who do that




To love the times we have
To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
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May 24 2005 4:45PM
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j.bird
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He sucks? Have you ever listened to a whole album? He makes gimmick songs to make money and sell records for the 12 year old kids who think thats all he's about. Go listen to some other shit of his, and stop watching MTV bitch

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
May 24 2005 4:47PM
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ECfreeski3
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dont call black kids who dont act like gangsters milanos.
black kids who dont act tough are some of the nicest people ive met in my life. i just cant stand black kids who feel the need to differentiate themselves

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May 24 2005 4:51PM
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frp1080
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i have shoes with the strap on them and i don't strap it but they are eS

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-Ross
May 24 2005 4:58PM
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wazawski
Posts: 756 - Karma: 159
i don't watch mtv cause mtv and trl is wut is destroying music these days and makeing every thing commercial shit....if his lyrics are so meaningful, than why can't he write stuff besides how misrable his life is, cause no one gives a shit

May 24 2005 4:59PM
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[Holland]
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my adios have a strap on them and i wear the strap on just to piss off all the fags in my highschool.....

the best wiggers are the ones in grade 7 and 8 and the like trailer trash wiggers.....i only like baggy pants/cloths for one thing and one thing only.....park skiing....and i dont even wear "baggy" ski shiz just comfortable stuff like tanner minus the pants falling down

dfsc represent

formaly known as freeskier987
May 24 2005 5:12PM
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brennanmidwest
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wow skiinsted is gettin a little upset bout this...

May 24 2005 5:18PM
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brennanmidwest
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he feels he has to defend his people i think

May 24 2005 5:19PM
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shanemcfalls
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truckerhucker needs a little english 101

Orange City Films.
May 24 2005 5:20PM
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ForestryIs8nice
Posts: 745 - Karma: 40
wait you mean the one thats down with the bitches a hoes? yeah i think im votin for him

May 24 2005 5:21PM
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frp1080
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haha yeah me too

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-Ross
May 24 2005 5:22PM
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jksl
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hmmmm, who cares?, people can act/dress however they want, no need to poke fun at the way they do

-Jeff
May 24 2005 5:26PM
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MissMontana
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^^ the white kong is my hero. and the butch with the musket. THATS AWESOME. if i was going into battle i would take a musket if i could find one, thats for sure.

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?" "If you're alive, I probably hate you." -C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
May 24 2005 5:29PM
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j.bird
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I couldn't care less about how white people are classified. I think it's horseshit how Eminem is portrayed and nobody actually listens to his music.

And if you listened to otehr songs, not the ones played on TRL, you would realize thats not all he talks about.

Why can't fifty talk abotu anything but being a pimp, and having hoes? You could say the same thing about any rapper. Eminem has more variance in his rhymes than any other rapper. He makes his OWN beats, something that never happens anymore, and his beats are crazy good.

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
May 24 2005 5:31PM
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hucker22
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hahaha cuz your a wigger. so i was a t party last week then some wiggers came and got drunk tryed to sell us all e, then one guy was like to many niggas not enuf hoes to many rookies not enuf pros, well then they stole my friends xbox, so we beat the shit out of them, it was cool

i hate wiggers

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May 24 2005 5:38PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
good story^

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
May 24 2005 5:39PM
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tricksterboardin
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i dislike how people need to feel they belong,
like emo kids or wiggers, or real gansters (black people who show it).
and Just the other day my hacky sack got thrown out the window of a bus because some ganster wanted to look cool in front of his other friends, is being a ganster all about being an agressive asshole?



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May 24 2005 5:40PM
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bermbuster49
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at my school we make fun of wiggers, thats that. the one kid who moved here from like bristol is like way hood (hes black), just laughs at the wigger kid. and eminem is gay, no matter what, hes way to mainstream.

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May 24 2005 5:50PM
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VTpublicenemy9
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haha this one kid at our school came in today with the gangsta hat, silver chain, and a b-ball jersey but he wore pants that were not baggy and bit short. it was funny as hell and he like tried to tag all over a white board.

May 24 2005 5:58PM
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will987654321
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^doesnt mean he's not good. just because something is mainstream doesn't automatically ruin it. it makes it less appealing but eminem is still good no matter how much publicity he gets. if he wasnt such a big star everyone would idolize him and say "why isnt he making it big?" but because he's on mtv all the time people just make fun of him for being a white rapper and dont actually listen to him.


I'll find it, but I won't kill it. Now, what about my dynamite?
May 24 2005 6:00PM
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will987654321
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that was to bermbuster


I'll find it, but I won't kill it. Now, what about my dynamite?
May 24 2005 6:00PM
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j.bird
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yeah, how does being mainstream make you gay? If you were good at something, and you had the ability to make millions doing it, why wouldn't you?

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
May 24 2005 6:02PM
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JoeTheRipper
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yes eminem is a decent lyricist, but I wouldn't dare go as far as saying the best producer today. Kanye WEst, dr. dre, Lil John (yes the man makes commercial rap, but his beats are amazingly catchy). Some of 50's producing is better than em's, em's just all sound the same if you ask me.

R.I.P Kp you will be remembered J-crew
May 24 2005 6:04PM
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j.bird
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50's producing? 50 doesn't do shit... he is on aftermath, aka eminem produces everything.

Lil john has amazingly technical beats, but he can't put out the lyrics to go with it

Dr. Dre doesn't hasn't put out an album in a while either produced by him, or his own album, meaning eminem has taken over interscope as the number one hip-hop producer

Kanye is the only producer that i can think of, that competes, so yeah, you are right there.

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
May 24 2005 8:24PM
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truckerhucker
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i have to agree with skiinsted how does being mainstream make u gay- look at the rolling stones they have been mainstream for like 30 years and nobody calls the stones gay.


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May 24 2005 8:32PM
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Mike2.0
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White kids acting like black kids show that the white youth has started to accept the black race....I see how some people may see this as a bad thing or a problem, but it is indeed a good thing* in specific aspects:

1. White people love black people (they want to be them)

2. Money from rich white people can help fund black peoples business' if they decide to sell clothes that white people enjoy

3. Slang enables white people to have a second langage in the case of being on the streets or in street smart situations


*The resurection of nigger is not a good thing though, and the use of the word "wigger" (white nigger glorifies this term


In conclusion, Why can't we be friends why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends..........


Independent Music Cult 4 life*- Michael Twardowski
May 24 2005 8:41PM
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Mike2.0
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Finally stop giving african canadians/americans/etc the wrong image by making them have to listen to rap music, gang bang and lick shots at the cops. My friend is black and he doesn't listen to rap or follow anything that you believe it seems....

Independent Music Cult 4 life*- Michael Twardowski
May 24 2005 8:48PM
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beefbud
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^this guy is a fucking commi

May 24 2005 9:21PM
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ryan.c
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stop sayin niggers, n yeah u described most african-americans in the us, u also gotta stand out ex. eat a lot, if ur tall u dont gotta do anythin, make sure ur athletic somthin like that hmm wut else...

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
May 24 2005 9:26PM
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eastAR5
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i love how everyone in canada is like "oh shit you listen to hip hop your a wigger". you guys are just sheldered little bitches.

hmm let me see.. i listen to all kinds of hip hop, from 50 cent to MURS. i say nigga someitmes even with my black friends, cause its part of songs and stuff. i made a few joke rap tracks when i was baked. ive into my towns projects to buy trees. i had a XL oakley jersey before i sold it to pay for skis. i dont buy any tee shirts that are smal;er than XL. but sorry that doesnt make me a wigger. go back into the woods and hunt some more innocent deer



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May 24 2005 9:35PM
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Mike2.0
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Very good point man.

Independent Music Cult 4 life*- Michael Twardowski
May 24 2005 9:44PM
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icecreamsandwich
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yes. everyone from canada thinks that.

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May 24 2005 9:58PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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that pretty much described like 1/2 the population of my school

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yah one time i poured some rat poison on my carpet and my cat went pyshco, so me and my friend put some in a bowl and lit it on fire, and it smelled exactly like marshmellows! so my friend decided to eat some, and he died.-ElGato
May 24 2005 10:11PM
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awickes
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that pretty much described wiggers or whatever in the mid 90s. clothes big ass like parachutes. shit aint big no mo. it just long, pants arent as big. and the hats arent all f'd up like u said. either a little crooked or backwards.

and just for takin the time to make those 14 steps i declare you one of NS' biggest homos.
CONGRATS DUDE

SMITH-OBERMEYER-FIJI-4FRNT Poppin' them thangs!
May 24 2005 11:10PM
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EastcoastAR5
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I PRAY TO GOD YOU ARE JOKING!
IF NOT, PLEASE GO END YOUR LIFE




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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
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May 24 2005 11:15PM
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bret
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HOOOOOLY SHIT! eminem, flat out the best lyricist today? i definitely agree with you that his shit is good and has a ton more flow and variance than most mainstream rap, HOWEVER, if you think he's the best rapper/producer out today, it's time to open your eyes to the world of underground. There is not a rapper on the planet sicker than Immortal Technique: ridiculous flow, straight lyrical murder, and college-educated raps that deal in international and domestic politics as well as real love songs and flat out the most intense gangster shit you will hear. Produced by Southpaw, his beats are flat out riddick, but if you want to talk producers, the underground is full of killers. Dan Nakamura aka Dan the Automator is my personal favorite: produced Deltron 3030 with Del tha Funkee Homosapien (see Tanner's song in Ski Movie 3), as well as all the beats for Dr. Octagon and others. He has a fucking orchestral classical music background, and it pays off...

I don't disrespect your opinion at all, but seriously, PM me and I can send you some shit that will open your mind to how much sicker hip hop can be.





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