alright, so there is this big party at my friends really nice house, lots of people end up crashing there, including one of my other friends- he's a bit goofy. Anyways, the goofy kid wakes up about ten in the morning, and just starts pissing on the wood floor in the great room area, like right by the couch. While he was pissing, the mom of my friend who owns the house walks in and sees him, she's like " o my god." haha