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A really fucked up situation....

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petek
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Long story short, i have to rip off my right big toenail in the next few hours.



Man whats the matter with that cat there?"
"must be full of reefer"
"full of reefer?!"
"yea man"
"you mean that cats high?!"
"sailing"
"sailing"
"sailing lightly"
May 22 2005 12:50AM
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vincepru
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^for wat reason?

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May 22 2005 12:51AM
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ForestryIs8nice
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dumb thread, please delete

May 22 2005 12:52AM
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petek
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There is an infection underneath my toenail, and the emergency room is packed with people tonite, i would have to do it myself or wait for hours. If i can actually do this to myself or not is the biggest question, either way i'll post some picks tomorrow for sure.



Man whats the matter with that cat there?"
"must be full of reefer"
"full of reefer?!"
"yea man"
"you mean that cats high?!"
"sailing"
"sailing"
"sailing lightly"
May 22 2005 12:53AM
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vincepru
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dumb person please die

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May 22 2005 12:54AM
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bermbuster49
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so how the hell did you get an infection? and is it like hanging or something like if you slammed it in a door haha, or is it like...in the normal position and you basically have to rip that fucker out.

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
May 22 2005 12:56AM
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dilla_says_go
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doctor steve says:

start drinking now. the toenail will be gone in the morning.

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May 22 2005 12:56AM
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petek
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Like more than a week ago, i dropped a lead weight on my toe, which fractured some bones, and i got this blood blister underneath, which i had to drain. Once again, the emergency room was pack, so i asked to borrow a needle, and i guess i didnt sterylize it. I got an infection later, which put a lot of pressure on my toenail, so it is somewhat painful but not too much. The question is if i have to stomache to do it to myself.



Man whats the matter with that cat there?"
"must be full of reefer"
"full of reefer?!"
"yea man"
"you mean that cats high?!"
"sailing"
"sailing"
"sailing lightly"
May 22 2005 12:59AM
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ForestryIs8nice
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from ohio, please learn how to read

May 22 2005 12:59AM
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petek
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citrusvanilla, give me your address so i can send my toenail to you-hopefully you'll get gangrene and die.



Man whats the matter with that cat there?"
"must be full of reefer"
"full of reefer?!"
"yea man"
"you mean that cats high?!"
"sailing"
"sailing"
"sailing lightly"
May 22 2005 1:01AM
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pierceme
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get shitfaced then have someone do it for u.





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May 22 2005 1:02AM
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*542*
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^kill him!



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May 22 2005 1:03AM
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ForestryIs8nice
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wait, remind me again how i can get gangrene from a toenail smart guy

May 22 2005 1:04AM
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bermbuster49
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you know lately i have read a lot more bong and weed threads, i think you should call those people up and get wasted so it doesnt hurt.

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
May 22 2005 1:05AM
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petek
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because god is infinite you heathen!
Anyways, wish me luck guys



Man whats the matter with that cat there?"
"must be full of reefer"
"full of reefer?!"
"yea man"
"you mean that cats high?!"
"sailing"
"sailing"
"sailing lightly"
May 22 2005 1:11AM
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dilla_says_go
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good luck petek

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May 22 2005 1:12AM
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vincepru
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^^good luck with that bro, i wouldnt be able to do it to myself, that shit would fuckin kill, your toenail is realy long, it like continues under the skin i think, be prepared for bleeding too.

GOOD LUCK!

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May 22 2005 1:28AM
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bermbuster49
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haha wow, may the force be with you, good fucking luch man!!

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
May 22 2005 1:31AM
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sugarloaf
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have you done it yet? good luck if you haven't.

May 22 2005 9:06AM
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Luc.
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your have to either get drunk or high because that shit is going to HURT LIKE A BIATCH.......

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May 22 2005 9:13AM
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icecreamsandwich
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yea good luck petek. i could never do that myself...im too big of a sissy. i would sit and wait for hours in the emergency room....but wont you still have to go to the emergency room if theres an infection? or can you take care of it yourself?

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May 22 2005 10:23AM
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.Joy.
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how about you go to the emergency room, since if you rip it off yourself odds are your gonna end up there anyways

May 22 2005 11:24AM
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petek
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i still havent done it yet, last night i was slowly removing connecting tissue around my toenail. I'm reattempting right now




Man whats the matter with that cat there?"
"must be full of reefer"
"full of reefer?!"
"yea man"
"you mean that cats high?!"
"sailing"
"sailing"
"sailing lightly"
May 22 2005 11:25AM
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Knewnews
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 477
dude devise a sound plan, get as drunk as possible then have a good friend rip that fucker out. i don't think it is possible for a person to remove thier own toe nail. you could also just make an appointment to get that taken care of.

==================== chill
May 22 2005 12:27PM
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wuestinator
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try getting your dick pierced. get some needle nose pliers and rip that bitch off.



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May 22 2005 12:28PM
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BobYohan
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my right big toenail is dead and coming off too. not infected tho. it's gross but ive been letting it fall off slowly over the last 3 months. let me know how this goes cuz if its easy id consider fixing my own problem.
the best thing i can think of is get wasted, grab it with some plyers, count to ten and just pull back as hard as you can.

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May 22 2005 12:45PM
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Apple
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last winter one of the most painful things i had to do was tear off my toenails. oh god. it hurt so much. Do medical proffessionaly consider it surgery? or could any doctor at a walk in cliniqu do it for you?

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May 22 2005 1:00PM
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[Holland]
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yea that sucks man

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May 22 2005 1:02PM
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ATLskier
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holy crap, i have the smae exact thing. My toe nail was too long, my skiboots too small, 5 months later, my toe nail is barely haning on, it's all black and crusty. I'll try to let it fall off, but if it doens't, I'll have to pull it off.

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May 22 2005 2:10PM
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sacchettiadam
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put some anestesian in your toe. I will numb it and you won't feel a thing



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May 22 2005 7:43PM
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french_fry
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just cut off the big toe, whats the use anyways? And seal it with something waterproof like fiberglass. Or if your just ripping off the toenail try to numb it by maybe cutting the blood stream going to it(kinda like when they take blood from your arm at the hospital) by wrapping the base with fishing string(nylon I think)





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May 22 2005 7:51PM
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highfive
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film yourself taking the toenail off and submit to Ebaumsworld.

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May 22 2005 8:21PM
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Kevo
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Aren't you supposed to drill the nail if you get a blister under it? Like take a knife and rotate the tip over and over again untill you drill through, relieving the pressure but not hurting the nail?




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May 22 2005 8:29PM
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ItsPhil
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petek have someone slap you in the face and at the same time rip the nail off
then eat some sherbert ice cream that stuff is the best

May 22 2005 10:27PM
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sacchettiadam
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hahahahah such a good idea



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May 22 2005 10:45PM
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SteezePatrol
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pics are definetely necessary, you can't post something like this without pics

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May 22 2005 10:48PM
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petek
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...I came back from the hospital today. Apparently there is too much connecting tissue for it to be cut loose, but it is only a matter of time. I'll post pics when its done, however long that may take.



Man whats the matter with that cat there?"
"must be full of reefer"
"full of reefer?!"
"yea man"
"you mean that cats high?!"
"sailing"
"sailing"
"sailing lightly"
May 24 2005 10:26PM
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Anson
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Fucking Jesus man. Take it like a real pirate: all at once. Sure it'll hurt, but you'll feel real manly afterwards.

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May 24 2005 10:37PM
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Jib_This
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Common boot mistake: "I have boots, my toenails are turning black/blue, therefore my boots are too small"

Too bad that most of the time, your boots are actually too big and every time you endure some sort of impact while skiing (more likely for people who ski harder, duh, and extremely more likely if you like to jump/slide rails, etc), your foot slides forward and jams your toes into the front of your toebox. Then your nails hurt.

Solution: Better bootfitting. That means shopping for ski gear somewhere other than Atlanta.





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May 24 2005 10:41PM
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DrGonzo729
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i scrolled to the bottom and no pics bummer

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May 24 2005 10:43PM
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Anson
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You live a sad, pathetic existance.

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May 24 2005 10:44PM
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d-loc
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stop whining you fucking baby, i rip off my fingernails and toenails all the time for the fun of it. right now i currenty have 2 fingernails that are completely ripped off and just skin showing... oh how i love the pain

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May 25 2005 8:20AM
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j.bird
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I'm so fucking sick of you^ tough guy. Gimme a break? You rip off the whole entire thing for fun? what, are you fucking retarded? you sound like it, in everyone of your posts.

Let me tell you how tough and cool it makes you seem by ripping off your toenails... i wish i was as bad ass as you...

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May 25 2005 1:45PM
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RandomHero21
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One of my big toenails got ripped completely off in a freak hot tub accident a couple thanksgivings ago. It was a painful bloody mess and it took nearly a year before it was normal again.

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May 25 2005 3:52PM
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frp1080
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i thought you were gonna say because you lost a bet

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May 25 2005 4:08PM
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ryan.c
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ur a dumb ass, you use the big toe to balance on while walkin shit head, n the ebaumsworld idea was so good please do that, yeah just get mad wasted n rip it off screw the hospital

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May 25 2005 4:08PM
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Reonic
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lol...imagine ur foot without a tonail........u shoukld make an eyepatch out of it when u rip it off

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May 25 2005 5:32PM
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strode
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my toenail that i banged way back in january finally just fell off today.



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