Replying to Gay neighbors

my fucking neighbors just called the fire department on me and a few of my friends for having a small ass fire in my backyard ( and i dont even live in a city) Three guys in fire suits and the chief came to my house and were pretty much laughing about it. one of the guys even asked me if i had any marshmellos. any one esle got a good story about gay neighbors or some ideas about getting back at them ( and dont say burn down their house i already thought of that)