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JAYTRON
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my fucking neighbors just called the fire department on me and a few of my friends for having a small ass fire in my backyard ( and i dont even live in a city) Three guys in fire suits and the chief came to my house and were pretty much laughing about it. one of the guys even asked me if i had any marshmellos. any one esle got a good story about gay neighbors or some ideas about getting back at them ( and dont say burn down their house i already thought of that)

May 20 2005 10:04PM
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jibba_jabb_a
Posts: 58 - Karma: 10
haha that suck i thought u ent actual gay nighboors cuz there are 2 that live 4 houses down from me

May 20 2005 10:06PM
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JAYTRON
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 16
yea a have those too but thats a diff story

May 20 2005 10:07PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
patatoe gun throught thier window, trust me its worth it.

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May 20 2005 10:09PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
wait.. how does them calling the fire dept. make them homosexual?

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May 20 2005 10:36PM
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asac
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my cousin has homosexual neighobrs that turned their backyard into a real rainforest with tree frogs and shit.

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May 20 2005 10:39PM
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martockpublicenemy
Posts: 2284 - Karma: 11
someone called the cops cuz we shot a pigeon, thats cops just laughed when they came.

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May 20 2005 10:43PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
call the police from their house and say that their dog is being raped by a strager, then get someone u hate to go there at a certain time and they will go to jail. wait...that solves nuthing. i guess never mind then.

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May 20 2005 10:55PM
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LPT_311
Posts: 2239 - Karma: 12
^that is most probably the funniest thing i've ever read
yeah dude, one night when we were bored, we my friends parked in a van on the side of this building drinking coke while me and a few other guys went and called the cops on them saying they were drinking beer. Pretty pointless but it was kinda funny none the less. Nevermind it was acctually kind of boring
o well

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May 20 2005 11:13PM
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beefbud
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 13
my friends neighbors are actually gay

May 20 2005 11:14PM
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sKILOve07
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haha mine are strait... that i know of, and that is a funny story... i dont see why you are pissed about it. that would have made my night, its not like you got in trouble lol

May 21 2005 12:15AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
ya he didnt i just ran into the woods cuz i didnt want to get fucked over

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May 21 2005 12:18AM
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Sknsnw9
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haha..when i was in middle school 6th grade, i was at my friends house and for some reason i was just playin with my friend dude im gonna call 911 then hung up right away...haha and he was like u fucker lets get the hell outta here and we took off to look for some lizards, but we didnt' have any jars, so he told me to go back and get one. when i went back the cop was there i was laughing oh shit and i see him walking around the house, so i went to the side and got a jar, then was about to leave then he stopped me and said is everything alrigth i was like ya its my friends house, then he said tell ur friend not to do that again.


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May 21 2005 12:26AM
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Knewnews
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 477
just get a bunch of people to tp them really bad or go for some expensive shit if your pissed.

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May 21 2005 10:09AM
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MattMcGinnis
Posts: 2396 - Karma: 73
I used to have gay neighbors. They moved a couple of years ago so i was young when they were around. My mom always told me they were father and son since i was young and she didnt want me all confused i guess. its funny though because i didnt find out they were gay until a year after they left.




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May 21 2005 10:18AM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
exactlly what i was expecting

May 21 2005 12:28PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
every year my next door neighbors have a huge halloween thing that they do with chainsaws and crap. the people who live next to them are fucking assholes and last year they had one of those little backyard fire things ya know like a cage and crap and the stupid guy called the fire department o them. it was the studpidest thing ever. and just last weekend my neighbors dog accidently got out when they werent home and me and my friend were outside and so was this asshole and he called the pound on the dog because it was outside. it was trying to get back in might i add and the fuckin pound came. i'll shoot that guy if he ever calls the pound on my cat. stupid bitch

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May 21 2005 12:32PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
you should sell their house
like put it on the market

May 21 2005 1:04PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
yea...my neighbor is a fatass. HUGE potbelly. and he walks around in a thong alot in the summer. and he lies in the middle of his pool tanning alot. very disgusting. because i see that clear out my window.

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May 21 2005 1:34PM
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parkskiertmr
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hilarious

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May 21 2005 1:42PM
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miss_twin_tips
Posts: 461 - Karma: 10
put a potatoe in his tail pipe and watch his muffle explode, im sure they ll get a bang out of it !!!

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May 21 2005 1:44PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
well my neighbor killed my cat. we have no proof of it but were pretty damn sure cuz he called one night and said that our cat is digging in his garden and theres tons of cats around this area and weve never ever seen our cat in his yard so then he says if nothing is done about it then im gonna have to do something about it. 2 days later Phrankini never came home



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May 21 2005 2:19PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
what a jerk

May 21 2005 2:24PM
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skierman_number1
Posts: 627 - Karma: 10
Here's what we did to our neighbors...

- Constant fist fights with their kids.

- Many assults on their house using water balloon launcher and old food. (eggs, tomatoes, potatoes...)

- Long distance collect phone calls from Salt Lake City.

- Much hours of entertainment with laser pointers.

- Accidentally breaking garage windows while playing ding-dong-dash.

- Making fun of their daughters (one of whom has an eating disorder... stupid bitch)

- Running the quads 50ft. from their house during very inappropriate times

- More making fun of their mother who has had a few DUI's and one time almost drove onto their lawn and over a 10ft. stone wall.

- Ghost riding old bike down road, hitting rock, gaps their driveway, over that stone wall and into their Jeep.

Yeah we aren't really friends with them all that much.

May 21 2005 2:58PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,467
when i lived near ATLANTASKI (yes, i lived next to him).. i was like 7 and i found a firework but my friend didnt want to light it so on my way home, i was walking on their lawn and wanted to light it so i lit it and the match burnt me so i dropped it.. then i tried to BLOW it out (yeah, im 7) , only making it bigger.. so i ran home and hid under my bed


conclusion: i burnt half their lawn to nothingness.. then moved a month later to NH, yay

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May 21 2005 3:27PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
the guy who lives above me has called the cops on 4 different occasions for noise complaints... i really dont think im that loud;.

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May 21 2005 4:27PM
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