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A_W
Posts: 295 - Karma: 16
would you slap your grandma for a million dollars?


There's always someone as horny as you are ugly

'You just wish your mom was as ugly as mine'
Oct 29 2002 10:04PM
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Schwags
Posts: 4759 - Karma: 880
id slap my grandma for fun.
Oct 29 2002 10:10PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
i shat in my grandmas shoes once
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Oct 29 2002 10:12PM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
ahahahhahahha you guys are all asses. hahslap...hahahagrandma...hahah.
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Oct 29 2002 11:05PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
i would pretty much do anything that didnt involve bodily harm(mine) or incarceration or death.

anything other then that im good for.
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Oct 29 2002 11:08PM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
I'd do a lot worse for a million bucks right now.



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Oct 30 2002 6:10PM
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A_W
Posts: 295 - Karma: 16
Ok, here is a better one. would you have a sex change for 1 billion dollars?


There's always someone as horny as you are ugly

'You just wish your mom was as ugly as mine'
Oct 30 2002 6:38PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
mmm, probably not

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Oct 30 2002 6:43PM
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Ds91260
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r sex changes reversable?
Oct 30 2002 7:23PM
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linkray
Posts: 289 - Karma: 10
for the sex change one..it depends, cause after i get the billion dollars then i could just change back pretty ezily, but if they cut my member off or something crazy like that, then fuck no.

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Oct 30 2002 7:24PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i'd do funcking anything for 1000000000000dollars or whatever. hahah yay money

my friend's election speech for school student(treasurer)council was 'when i get money, i like to rub it between my hands like this ::rubbing hands together' and that was it. he left the stage. and guess what, i beat him!

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i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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Oct 30 2002 8:39PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
profound words of a peer brody, when i get money i like to rub it through my hands :rubs hands together:, astonishing
Oct 30 2002 9:30PM
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JATS101
Posts: 882 - Karma: 17
10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Can anyone guess what the actual name for this number is. A hint is it starts with Goo....
Oct 30 2002 9:34PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
the answer is yes, and all of you would too, the thing is id prolly give my grandma like 100,000 of it afterwards


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Oct 30 2002 11:19PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
is it goober?
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Oct 31 2002 1:49AM
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Psychojoe
Posts: 164 - Karma: 10
no way dude thats far to high to charge. I tend to stick at around £20 or i don't get any business
Oct 31 2002 8:52AM
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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
manmy grandmas dead.. i'd dig her up and then slap her for a million dollars.. i just definatly crossed the line

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Oct 31 2002 9:53AM
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Balmdogg
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 309
Atleast you claimed it before someone cut you down, I was just about to jump in, damn, I would do the same for a million, especially if we are talking u.s$$$ coz then i stand to nearly double my money.



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Oct 31 2002 10:06AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
Hahaha Jats its one googoo, my secodn grade teacher taught us that
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Got Yoohoo?
Oct 31 2002 10:08AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I would get a sex change for a billion dollars. After I would either change back or be a lesbian.
There is nothing motherly about mother nature. Except for her big mountainous breasts.
Nov 1 2002 4:09PM
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dpoiii
Posts: 3095 - Karma: 13
sorry to say it..but I'm pretty sure its a GOOGLE..like the website since they are boasting a lot of websites they search
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Nov 1 2002 5:19PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i thought it was one googillion


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Nov 1 2002 5:44PM
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Drail
Posts: 14041 - Karma: 10,293
yea, i would say googilian too, (sp?)

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Nov 1 2002 6:30PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 61
Would anyone rob a bank for a million here?


'I'm still Ugly'
Nov 1 2002 7:55PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,354
Googleplex > Google

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Nov 1 2002 9:55PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
its definatly a google... a google has 100 0's after the 1.


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Nov 2 2002 10:18AM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
Actually in a sex change, they mold your penis into a vagina... I don't know how effective it is the other way around, you might lose some inches when you reverse it hahahaaha.
Nov 2 2002 12:22PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
dude for a million bucks i would throw it in my gma.
Nov 2 2002 5:32PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
pilot thats fucking naaasty man. just imagine the fat beef curtains...
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Nov 2 2002 5:47PM
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Mashed_Penguin_NZ
Posts: 195 - Karma: 10
a googleplex is 1 with a google 0s after it, I think.



Freshies for a week after a dump? Temple Basin - Hell Yeah!
Nov 2 2002 5:55PM
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gretegirl
Posts: 741 - Karma: 257
YES !
'Pipe Is Nice'
Nov 2 2002 7:04PM
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