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AptosFreeskier
Posts: 1240 - Karma: 17
ok there is this girl at my school who always makes fun of me like calling me asshole, dumbass, dumbshit, gay, and says i look like old women and fish. So got any ideas, i want her to pay and never make fun of me again. also dont say she likes me i know for a fact she doesnt. The only bad thing is her moms a yard duty at the school.


Guys remember im 11 guys this is the 6th grade

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her. [IMG]http://img14.exs.cx/img14/347/omg3te .png[IMG/]
May 17 2005 9:24PM
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Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
it easy. just call her fat and spread rumors about her and tell her nobody likes her and if all else fails then backhand dat mafucker.
I had to deal with that shit last year in 6th grade and whenever a girl was all like "Hey Japanese bastard, you're bringing dishonor to this country you fag" and so then I would jnust go up to that bitch and bring dishonor to her mawfuckin face. That usually made them cry and then they don't fuck with you ever again.

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May 17 2005 11:35PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Ummm....just let it go. Seeing the circumstances, shes probably bigger than you.



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May 18 2005 6:56AM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
just fucking hit her in the legs with a bat or something, then give her the nickname 'syndrome' so you can kick her crutches out from under her crippled little body and run round yelling "down syndrome, down syndrome!"
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May 18 2005 7:06AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
cov3er her in paint

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May 18 2005 11:11AM
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JAYTRON
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 16
start a rumor that she is a dyke

May 18 2005 11:17AM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
Whats the girls name?

Snus - a Brownish, Swedish nicotine mixture placed under the upper lip. Big with athletes, construction workers and Swedes in general.
May 18 2005 11:34AM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
Ahhh...this brings back memories. I remember when I was 11 and in 6th grade (damn that was a long time ago) I really liked this girl but didn't know how to show it. So one day we are walking down the hall after lunch and I was bugging her, like poking her and jumping around and basically just being a dumb kid that didn't know how to spit game yet. So she got annoyed i suppose and hit me square in the face with her lunch box. This was no ordinary lunch box either, but one of those indestructible plastic crushproof boxes that had grooves, a little black latch, and nylon shoulder strap(the brand was aladdin i think....like the thermoses). So she swung with the strap and hit me right across the nose. I thought my face was caved in and my eyes immediately started watering (maybe i was crying). The shittiest part was I got in trouble for it too. I told the teacher "but she broke my face" and all I got was "you shouldn't have been bothering her". Owned.


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May 18 2005 12:07PM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 362
tell her to stop. if she doesnt file a law suit against her for verbal abuse/harrassment. that should shut her up.


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May 18 2005 1:02PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
hahaha your not old enough for the internet yet

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May 18 2005 1:11PM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
Seriously though. Look at her. Think about what her ugliest physical features are. Then talk about it with EVERY single kid in class, except for her. Then give her a nasty name, that's suiting for her physical ugliness. For example, if she's fat, you can call her fat bastard, and whenever she's mean to you, you just tell her that you lover her like she loves cake. If she keeps going, lean back and pimpslap her. Should be enough. Good luck!

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May 18 2005 1:18PM
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Deezl
Posts: 2112 - Karma: 8
I'll help you bro...you're in 6th, she's going to be insecure as hell about something. When you make fun of it at first she'll act like it doesn't bother her but just get one other person to gang up on her with you and you'll get her to leave you alone.

Let's see 6th grade...does she have tits yet? Some girls don't. HUGE weakness if she's flatchested. Tell her she's deformed and looks like a boy.

Does she shave her legs? If not make fun of her in front of a lot of people about how gross and dirty she is. "Look at her hairy legs! She doesn't even shave!"

How bout her teeth? Are they perfect? If not give her hell for her crooked chunks of butter.

If she slips while reading out loud in class, laugh under your breath. You'll prolly get in trouble for some of this eventually because society seems to protect stupid little bitches but not the guys who's lives they try to ruin.

See where I'm going with this? Pick out any imperfection she has an ruin her with it. The key is that you have to be really aggressive with all this cause she's gonna try and comeback at you. And ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU DO IT IN FRONT OF A LOT OF PEOPLE. Pm me if you need more ammo.


May 18 2005 1:27PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
haha sucks to be you... she probably likes you, girls dont go around randomly harassing guys unless they provoke us or if they are a complete idiot

May 18 2005 3:18PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
i think they do

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May 18 2005 3:20PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
run her over with your tricycle

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May 18 2005 6:49PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
yard duty? haha thats great, r u in like grade 5.?

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May 18 2005 6:53PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
I'd just ask to go to the washroom during class and on the way pick up her shoes and pee in them.

At my elementary school we had to take our shoes off cuz of the carpet, I dunno about you tho. But take something of hers and pee on it. That'll teach her. Or just get it wet and say you peed on it.

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May 18 2005 6:54PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
sucker punch that bitch right in the fucking box. when she is stunned from her hymen breaking from the sheer force of your brutal kick break open her fucking skull with the biggest rock your scrawny ass arms can handle then fuck her brains until she loves you

problem solved





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May 18 2005 7:10PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
drop a load on her face, then claim she has aids and anyone can catch then if they with in 15 feet of her

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liberty skis
May 18 2005 7:12PM
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skibum®
Posts: 520 - Karma: 13
this is a hilarious thread. Don't talk dirty kid it will get you nowhere but ashamed. just kick her ass at recess, that will show her

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May 18 2005 7:24PM
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skibum®
Posts: 520 - Karma: 13
oh yeah and after you make fun of her for somehting, make it blatenly obvious that she's embarrassed by telling her shes embarrassed. Even if shes not she will be

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May 18 2005 7:29PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
cock slap her and then poo on her face

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May 18 2005 7:42PM
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^meeh maybe it would be wiser to explain to him what a box even is.

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May 18 2005 8:00PM
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parkskiertmr
Posts: 679 - Karma: 11
what the hell do u know about getting laid? ur 11. ur balls havent even dropped yet u fucking faggot. u r posting about being tooled on by this girl. dont have a signature about sex until u can jizz u homo. and idc if u saw a guy get shot.

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May 18 2005 8:04PM
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girl_jibBer
Posts: 761 - Karma: 14
go up to her mom in the school yard...pretend you don't know the girl, and tell her mom that she just offered you drugs

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May 18 2005 8:14PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
^hahaha thats great, dude if your getting served by a bitch in 6th grade you gotta end this shit right now. just pimpize yourself with like all the little chickies at recess or something and make her jealous. and that other dude that had all those ideas about making fun of her up there^ hes got the goods, do what he says.

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May 18 2005 8:23PM
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AptosFreeskier
Posts: 1240 - Karma: 17
yeah today i said the am i gonna have to choke a bitch thing so she said do it then i went up and back handed her

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her. [IMG]http://img14.exs.cx/img14/347/omg3te .png[IMG/]
May 18 2005 8:39PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
really? thats dank!

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"Blue prints droppiing fall of 05"
liberty skis
May 18 2005 8:42PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
om garsh did u really take my advice and say that? wow i dont know which one of us is cooler

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May 18 2005 8:49PM
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AptosFreeskier
Posts: 1240 - Karma: 17
u totally are

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her. [IMG]http://img14.exs.cx/img14/347/omg3te .png[IMG/]
May 18 2005 8:53PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
im in awe...u can pretty much bowdown to me

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'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
May 18 2005 8:54PM
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haha I used to hate it when everyone would act like I was a little kid when I was in 6th grade, until I came to the conclusion that even when Im in my 20s Im still gonna be a little kid

ahaha I remember how last year there was this kid that though he was such hot shit until one day he stole my stick of gum and so I bitchslapped him not even that hard, and he started crying sooo hard. aaaaah good times.

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May 18 2005 9:01PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
ok u need to watch ur mouth b4 some1 kicks the crap outa u

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
May 22 2005 4:24PM
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.Joy.
Posts: 370 - Karma: 16
wow, your the most responsible kid i now... backhanding an 11 year old girl? nice job, i award you jackass of the week award

May 22 2005 5:33PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
TAKE A SHIT IN HER GYM SHOES.
That'll teach that bitch.


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May 22 2005 5:38PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,647
take her to the bathroom and knock her teeth out

then punch her eyes off

then rape her






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May 22 2005 5:41PM
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LPT_311
Posts: 2239 - Karma: 12
we need a hall of fame forum for threads like these
i love the "Does YOUR NAME need to smack a bitch line"

other than that, just give her shit saying that since her mom is an ugly slut she'll probably turn out twice as ugly

.....shes hot if she were a president she would be baberham lincon--Sugarbushwit I croquet, curl professionally for Belize, and do party drugs while trying to ride a tiger backwards...(little_freerider)
May 22 2005 6:01PM
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Alpine3
Posts: 1813 - Karma: 37
kick her in the ovaries... RIGHT IN THE BABY MAKER!!!!

Then tell her she sucks dick for happy meals.....

if she still buggs her say.... well maybe if you stopped whoreing yourself in (nearest city to you) then maybe you wouldn't be so bitchy....

May 22 2005 6:17PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
you sound like a retard. a drunk retard at that. Last weekend drunk guy "man, lifes not fair, i should be in the major leagues. but i got my wife pregnant and couldnt play"
me"its youre own fault, cuz you couldnt take the time to wrap it, you fucked yourself."
him"fuck you man, you havent seen the shit i've seen. ever see your best friend blow his head off right in front of you man?!?"
me"no, and that has nothing to do with you not making the major leagues, youre done."

you sound like a retard.

Dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine - HST

May 22 2005 7:16PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
best advice so far

May 22 2005 7:24PM
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Kotelet
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Seriously! This is the way to go!:

When I was 11-15 in school. There was this stupid kid who thought he was the shit. Always talking down to me and everyone else. He had a VERY big mouth, a hell of a vocabulary, so he came up with some pretty good insults.

No one knew really how to shut him up until I noticed that this kid actually was coming up with a mild case of acne.

When I, and subesquently everyone else, started to call him "Crater-Face" he quickly gave up his little escapade.

Find ONE physical flaw that she's got. Come up with some kind of simple yet sufficiently viscious nickname and call her that ALL the time. She will back down... Don't be fooled in the beginning if it doesn't work... She WILL hate it, and will stop coming at you if its good enough...

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May 22 2005 7:37PM
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