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Good idea involving jesus
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i wanna hire a guy that looks and dresses exactly like jesus to just be in my general area whereever i am. just imagine. you see your boss or something at j.c.penny and you talk to him, then you turn around and walk past jesus-guy and be like 'oh hey jesus. i didn't expect to see you here."
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Sacadelic
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It would bring you to a better position socially. "Oh guys, i hope you don't mind if my new friend Jesus tags along"
Here Comes A Special Boy!
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it would be best if i could hire someone to play the beverly hills cop theme song every time i enter a room.
-teddy
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"I WISH I HAD MY OWN THEME MUSIC!"
-at least you went down naked-
'If brain power was gas you couldn't power a toy motorcycle around a penny.' Phrosty
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the guy that plays the caddy in happy gilmore looks like jesus.
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ahahah, that's a brilliant idea.
-katie
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what if your boss is a Atheist? or worse.... what if he is a Buddhist?
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hahahahahahaha thats great
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a brilliant idea. i want my own theme music.
"now look at that! you got blueberry syrup on my safari jacket!"-Gyain, from the ladykillers
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there was this guy that walked around my town dressed like jesus. He lived outside and wouldn't accept any charity. He never claimed to be jesus but he acted like him.
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if you have have a child you should name it jesus and see what people think.
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SF
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i'd have him try to get into bars and when they ask him for an i.d., jesus would give him a copy of the bible.
I would rather discover a single fact, even a small one, than debate the great issues at length without discovering anything at all. -- Galileo Galilei, c. 1640
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^hahahahaha thats good shit
do the same thing but with master chief. your holding the skull and master chief is like protecting you because you have the skull.
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hahahaah thats a great idea, that would be hillarious
-Keegan McGinnis.
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lets go drinkin with my buddy jesus
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riding on the buus, riding on the buuuus, sittin next to bums, hope that isn't pisssssss
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You should name your child Jesus, but pronounce it "hey-zeus".
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i think it's funny that you decided to use "J.C." Penney as your example
-Strode
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aha clever...
-Ira
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Viva La Rèsistance
i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
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haha i was wondering if anyone would catch that.
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Sacadelic
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starbucks double shot theme music would be good for me, but amazing idea that would be sweet
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J-crew
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sort of like in family guy when god is just hanging around all the time
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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
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...crucify him? Oh, shit, that's already been done.
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hahahaha thats awesome.
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a kid at my school looks luike jesus walks arround lookin like a zomby though.
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jesus in spanish is pronounced hesus and it is a common name in spanish countries, i bought a snowmoblie from a guy named jesus so i own jesus's snowmobile.
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There was a guy that use to wander around Essexville and he looked exactly like Jesus, and if you asked him what his name was he would simply reply with 'Whats your name?' So my church thought he was the greatest thing ever and took him in. Then a few months ago he was arrested for the posession of cocain and being under the influence of it. It was awesome.
Sorry i thought it was a good time for story time..
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tell all your friends not to give your new freind Jesus a hard time becuase he's had a history of being picked on......o and dont mention the jews.....or pontious pilate
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Like if your at the amusment park or something, You could announce. "Behold The Jesus is here", and everyone would step aside and you could just walk to the front of the line
red bull, it gives you wings!
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^ that would only work if he was moses
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