Replying to Cereal Advertisement Reality Show:

If all of the cereal advertisers: Trix rabbit, Lucky the Leprechaun, Captain crunch, cocoa the cocoa puff bird, toucan Sam, Tony the tiger, Fred Flintstone, the crazy little fucker for honey grams, were on an island, that would be badass reality show, here is how is goes down: Tony is the leader because he gives that moral burst and thinks everything is great, but Fred doesn't like that shit, he is real.... So he teams up with the crazy little ball of hair to kill Tony, but they need some more muscle to get the job done... So they call in the lucky and his magical skills, Lucky casts a spell to keep Tony still in a state of paralysis, while Fred, and the crazy fucker of fur work him over with a couple baseball bats the producers gave them to add to the suspense. So they are wailing away on Tony, when captain crunch walk in, he says he has no part but he saw it all go down so he has to go... The next day breakfast is a little awkward, Cocoa is sitting next to toucan Sam, and give him a dirty look, there isn't any room for two birds in the cereal industry so they is all is takes and cocoa is nothing but a bloody ball of feathers. With Tony, the captain and Cocoa gone, Fred steps up as leader, but turns out the fur ball and Lucky have a different idea. These are two take out Fred and move in, but now there are only the leaders of Toucan Sam and the Rabbit, not the way they saw things. Things escalate and before we know it we only have one leader, Trix is sitting on top. The little ball of fur can take the stress and he craps out after the grueling pressure that Trix put he and Sam under to make all the of the cereal he could never get that those damn kids always took away. With the ball of fur dead Sam has all the slack to make bowl upon bowl of the cereal and bucket upon bucket of the yogurt, pretty soon the rabbit eats himself into a stroke, that leaves him unable to move, but leave him with all of his pain senses, the Toucan has some “fun� with the situation, and lets just say, it is possible for a rabbit to touch his furry little tail with his teeth after a little pushing and shoving… The bird is the only one left and flies off only to get sucked into a jet engine before he could make it home to his own kids…

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