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Milky_Poo
Posts: 82 - Karma: 10
This guy should make a Comeback.

Skat Monkey Represent!
May 9 2005 11:34PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
he is a badass

don't worry.....i'm rich.
-andre
May 9 2005 11:35PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
go hammer!

May 9 2005 11:39PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
uhh he did, didnt you see him during the super bowl... pretty lame but still nice to see the pants

--------------------------------- ---- -------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it. D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
May 10 2005 7:31AM
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FASTPACE
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
cant touch this bownannow

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and breakfast cereals and...
May 10 2005 12:16PM
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(Jonesy)
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now it's Reverend Hammer, or some shit like that. he got all religious after he blew all his dough.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
May 10 2005 1:28PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
shoot i used to know the whole song

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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
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May 10 2005 3:40PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
M.C. Hammer lives not far from me. He Has been pastor of a church. Supposedly, my friend was telling me that he has much of the town pissed off at him because he's been going around writing bad checks.

haha, I don't care. He's still my hero.

May 10 2005 3:45PM
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Posts: 3451 - Karma: 10
thats sweet

fuckers
May 10 2005 3:46PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
he thiefed rick james


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
(dfp represent)


keep it real.
May 10 2005 3:52PM
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reezyfbaby
Posts: 2308 - Karma: 13
no hammer, dont hurt him

-CCR-
"listen trebec, ive lost five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so remains as my greatest regret."
--sean connery
May 10 2005 4:15PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
actually it's "Please Hammer, dont hurt him"

******************* "The only things a guy should ever have to ask permission for are threesomes and going in the back door." - Jay "dude what the fuck is in there..." "coke" "dude, it's fucking wet...oh, like the drink?" "yeah dude" - Mat and Piot Frostmonkey.NET
May 10 2005 5:21PM
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Harumpher
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
Well, I guess the hammer is just 2 legit 2 quit

"Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."

Caecilius est Pater
May 10 2005 5:23PM
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brokenback17
Posts: 308 - Karma: 11
he did, but as a preacher this time

May 10 2005 5:37PM
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