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what the dumbest thing you have ever done?
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when i was 10 i kept calling my sister a dumba bitch and ahe would beat the crap out of me becuase she was a bitchy 16 year old who wanted to be an 'in' person but she couldn't because she was that bitchy. i got hit in the face 105.5 times. the .5 is when it just grazed my forehead
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going into your gay ass threads, and then waisting my time reading them
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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'
'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'
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Do you mean dumb as in crazy stupid jackass stuff, or as in really gay shit that no one cares about?
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judging by his example i think it is stupid shit that no one cares about
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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'
'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'
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one time i stuck my leg out when my friend was swinging the shaft of a golfclub. OUCH.
My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
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one time me and my friend had a competition to see how long we could hold on to the electrical dog fence and get shoched for, and the first person who let go had to do something stupid that i forget, i was numb for a long time after that
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'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola
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going into your gay ass threads, and then waisting my time reading them
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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'
'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'
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hah, ya going into this thread
Seize the carp
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one time i ate my own cum to see what it taste like...
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shit what did it taste like
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'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola
Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army
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ive done so many stupid things its hard to choose just one.
changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time
skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.
im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
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hey skiinsted you are a faggot. where do you live? why you stop talking shit on the internet and go fuck yourself. i bet you are an ass raping donkey punching fag man whore. if your not going to shut your fucking mouth at leas but nasty nate's dick back in it you faggot ass bitch
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hahaha, i think it's that time of the month
Seize the carp
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that wasn't funny. at all
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no, yer not funny at all, yer prolly some 11 year oldkid who brags about how much he knows about weed, and then says gay shit to sound cool. seriously grow up and don't be such an immature idiot. all yer little gay sexual comebacks are pretty descriptive, so it sounds to me like you know yer way around the block in homosexual activities.
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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'
'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'
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Oh yeah and half the stuff you said made no sense what so ever.
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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'
'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'
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i thought i was going to find funny in here, i was sadly diapointed, ekeane, you have failed as a human being, just leave and die, u pitiful, pitiful boy
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^hahaha, agreed
Seize the carp
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you know skiinstead your probably really the 11 year old geek and you wanna try to rank on everyone to seem cool to all the others on this site. it's ok though
anyway the stupidest thing i've ever done was either in sixth grade when i took a fatty shit in this laundry detergent bucket in my friends back yard or when i fell/jumped dowm about 12 stairs with a pimp ass red helmet and hurt myself quite badly.
clamin duece 8 since 3/2003...fo sho
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^is a complete faggot who if i ever met i would beat the shit out of. and don;t even say that i can;t becuase you don;t know me if i had the chance i WOULD beat the shit out of you.
However i will concede that this thread sucks i feel stupid for making but it has more to do woth the fact that it gave papa a chance to open his mouth
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riding off my garage roof into a pile of leaves, but i missed the leaves
Sahid: I know how it is
Sahid: you country bumpkin people don't have much going on...lets not lie
Then I said...: no that is true
Then I said...: we just stick to bumpkining
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^ haha...thats some funny shit.
clamin duece 8 since 3/2003...fo sho
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ok enick, just cause yer ekeanes best freind, that doesn't mean i am right. look at the shit he says. he is just swering and saying darogitory(sp?), shit to sound cool. he is a faggot and if u think he is cool because of the shit he says, and by bragging about smokin weed, then yer just a victim of his trap. hahahaha i laugh at you
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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'
'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'
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isnt he is older bro
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i knew there was something between them, besides there screen names. he stuck up for him like a little bitch hahahah thats funny, brotherly love
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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'
'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'
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haha thats the funniest shit i've heard all day. (sarcasim)...man you guys are losers...obviuosly you all are on ekeane's dick because you make such a big scene over his post...get over it already. and to the giy with the 50 cent lyrics...you are a ass, 50 Cent is weak...and he is your 'nigga' you asshole you must be the furthest thing from even resembeling a black guy.
clamin duece 8 since 3/2003...fo sho
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boy i could cock slap you from here shut your face BITCH
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^ don't you two feel gay that you have to back each other up? and every point you make is invalid to the situation. when someone makes a valid point about you being gay, which is completely obvious by the way, you change the subject. take the abuse and deal man, you're gonna be getting a shitload more of it. especially if you keep acting the way you are right now, homosexuals aren't excepted too well in this world.
so, on that note: dumbest thing i ever done: so i always check my cock before zipping up, well one time i was in a rush and jsut spaced it man...zipped that shit right on in there...that was shitty to retrack my steps...that pain still haunts me today.
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i think i am going to adopt these eQueers and straighten their asses out and by straighting their ass i mean making their asses bleed.
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i once got my sister pissed, and she hit me in the head with a fucking golf club
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
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i kept calling ekeans sister a dumb bitch and she laid down on the bed and spread her legs because she was a bitchy 16 year old and my penis became part of the 'in' crowd if you know what i mean.
Jib_This is a huge tool, the biggest tool on all of Newschoolers.com
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stop bitching and post some stupid shit youve done, all this gay ass arguing is boring as hell
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i got towed behind a skidoo on gt going 60 mph and hit a shrub in the field,terrible,really terrible
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my cousin stuck her leg in a clothes dryer while i held the safty button thing in. WE then turned it on and it snapper her femur... it was sweet
'Coach, I think I broke my dick.'
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^^^^
makes me glad i had the perseverence (sp?) to read all the way to the bottom of this thread. that shit made me laugh out loud
my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
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haha I have stood in a washer and turned it on, it started spinning really fast and then flung me into a wall
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That is sick tasting your own cum!!!!!!
Jackass the Movie was sweet
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better then eating my friends cum
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Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
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haha! this is funny! its kinda like jerry springer...
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haha, bitcassphatz laid down the law
but as for the dumbest thing i've ever done: well i rode on a golf cart with my one friend and ended up in the hospital and having 3 surgeries
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'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
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so there was this small plug-in night light and my mom took the bulb out because it was broken when i was like 11. The switch was this round dial that turned on and off when you turn it, so you turn it, click, it goes on, then a little more, click it goes off. You get the idea, right? So i spin it a few times around so i dont know if its on or off and stcuk my finger in the socket. I tried this 5 times and got shocked 4 times. It was a fun game
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for the record i wasn't talking to skimonkey i was talking to papa and his partner in fag, skiinstead.
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for the record i wasn't talking to skimonkey i was talking to papa and his partner in fag, skiinstead.
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popping too early, and too hard, on a jump, overshot, landed on flat ice, this is january 25th, and totally fucked my back, almost completely ruined my ski season.
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actually this is april, 7 but meh, who cares
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'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
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This isnt sumthing i did, but i science class i was bored and dared my friend to stick his key in the elecric sockit. He got so fucked up
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THE POWER IS YOURS
Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
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I used to have braces and I attached an a battery to one and a b battery to another and electricuted myself. I don't know why I did that! Also me and my friend went rollarblading with our bright green face masks. That was fun. Oh yeah on the last day of jr. high I flashed my gym teacher! yeha good times~
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Sometimes I'll um dance on my roof cuz you can just open the window in my room and step out onto it. Well I kinda fell off and was locked out with a hurt knee for a while while it was freezing cold...that was prolly the dumbest thing i've ever done.
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uh ekeane, once again, shut your gay mouth faggot. my name is not 'skiinstead' Would you like me to spell it out for you?
S-K-I-I-N-S-T-E-D
tell your little white fubu wearing faggots to get a life. fuck deuce8 fags.
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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'
'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'
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i went on vacation for like 6 days and you guys are stull talking about how deuce 8 is a fake gang?? and another thing, why do you always call people gay, and talk about suckin dick and stuff?? obvioulsly you want to try to tell someone else that when actually your the one who suffers from it!
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