Replying to WHO WANTS TO TRADE ME SOME DVDS?
alright, like the title says, who wants to trade me some dvds? here's what i'll trade you.
500 individually wrapped pieces of winterfresh gum.
$.05 apiece times 500 = $25 bucks.
what a deal. and imagine the possibilities....
-never worry about fresh breath again
-see how many pieces you can chew at once
-get people you dont like to see how many pieces they can chew, then hit them so they swallow it all and choke
-give a piece to everyone in your class/dorm/workplace
-and nothing says housepitality like giving a girl a piece of gum to get the taste out of her mouth after she gives you a blowjob.
so jump on this deal today and trade me your old dvds. preferably this years
note, i dont condone killing people with this gum or any random sexual acts it may lead to
Alaine = super babe
I would rather discover a single fact, even a small one, than debate the great issues at length without discovering anything at all. -- Galileo Galilei, c. 1640
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