Replying to My great new pastime

recently on sundays, I've been sneaking into churches. After a while into prayer or whatever activity, right in the middle of the speaking of the priest, I scream BLASTPHEMY! and other fun words. They get really steamed. I also have a friend who sits next to me, so if the priest points at me, Im all like, THE DEVIL HAS SHOT A RAY OF EVIL, and my friend will go into the center and put alca setzer in his mouth and foam and roam around. We then preceed to the nearest exit and run for our lives. Works in tech class too.


'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'