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Devil Worship in Science Class?

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GingerKid08
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In my science class there is a girl behind me that scares the shit out of me. Today I turned around to hand back an assignment to the rest of the row she was doodling. On her sheet of paper was a HUGE upside down cross and 666 at the botom. She had the cross colored black and all around the outside of the cross were words like 'I hung Jesus with a rope", "Jesus is dead" and "I smoked weed with the devil". When this girl is not drawing she is reading a book called "A Devil in My View", she has been reading this book for at least 6 or 7 weeks and its a pretty small book.

Now ill try to give you a description of this girl. As you would imagine she is pale as hell. She wears the same 'Nightmare Before Christmas' sweater every day. All black with a wierd skull on it. She has purple, blue and black hair. And the yellowest teeth I have ever seen. If you couldnt tell, this girl is BUTT-ASS ugly. So ugly in fact, that me and my friends have come to a long debated descision that we would all fuck a moderately handsome man before her.

I need some ideas to kind of mess with her. Cause I hate her so, so much. Everytime she leaves the class I write christian messages all over her notebooks like 'Jesus saves!' 'God loves you!' and 'WWJD!!' She doesnt like this one bit. And I figure the newschoolers community could inspire me, just keep it within reason. I dont want to be stabbed, shot, spit on, or have a freaky ass curse put on me. Other than that...game on?

May 5 2005 3:51PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
wannabe goth chick... she hung Jesus with a rope did she? that would be big news.

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May 5 2005 3:54PM
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Annabelle
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^ hahaha i read that book, i thinks its demon in my view, creppy shit. start talking to her about vampires and witches like theyre real. she probably thinks they are.

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May 5 2005 4:02PM
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Reonic
Posts: 430 - Karma: 10
pretend ur secretly like her, and giv her a cros neckalce and just put the cross upside down............then when ur supposed to show up at her house, show up in a white sheet with a white sheet hood, pretend ur a fucking member or the KKK and tell her shes been a bad girl..........

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May 5 2005 4:14PM
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GingerKid08
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 13
O shit pretending to like her is genious! haha think they have a hallmark card for this?


May 5 2005 4:32PM
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$bhill$
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
take a cross necklace and put it on her when shes not looking, pass a bible back to her,don't give her a paper like ten times of a row. Just throw shit at her i don't know just fuck with her head and shit.

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May 5 2005 4:33PM
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zachakskibum
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point out the window and say " Look, it the devil" then when she looks take her shit and throw it.

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May 5 2005 6:07PM
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Snubluck
Posts: 2192 - Karma: 11
Put Dante's "Paradiso" on her desk.

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May 5 2005 6:35PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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hahahahaha wow... i wish i had interesting people like that in my school

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May 5 2005 7:52PM
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KillerMonkey
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give her fruit punch, say its blood, observe reaction.

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May 5 2005 7:56PM
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R-Bertsch
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im gonna go with his idea

May 5 2005 8:11PM
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SteveStepp
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Ill lend you my time machine, and you can go back in time and pick up JESUS HIMSELF

bring him back and hook him up with some sweet guns, swords or ninja stars

tell him that this girl is Pontius Pilate's daughter, and he'll EXPLODE in furious rage of fire and brimstone

then after shes dead he probably say something like "Yo these niggas is tight yo" and he'll teleport back to Bethlehem

problem solved






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May 5 2005 8:25PM
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T.L.
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find a bunch of bibles and slip them in her bag when shes not look. or some of those jesus coloring books and a pack of colered pencils without the black one

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May 5 2005 8:29PM
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kyle_w
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good call on the jesus thing

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May 5 2005 8:33PM
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GingerKid08
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Alright i got a plan, im going with the coloring books. BUt im not gunna slip them in her stuff, im just gunna make it look like im having TONS of fun doing it. And ill bring extra sheets for the class. So everyone will be coloring jesus but her. Its perfect too cause my sister has a TON of jesus books from sunday school. This is gunna be sweet.

May 5 2005 9:31PM
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skitolive123456789
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report back so we can here what happens

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May 5 2005 9:33PM
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T.L.
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sweeeeeet! yes. do report back with details

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May 5 2005 9:35PM
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k2skierec
Posts: 589 - Karma: 10
tell her that jesus loves her, i said that to a goth chick in our school and got detention and this was after she was harrassing me about be a prep and all preps should die

May 5 2005 9:38PM
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GingerKid08
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Thats a big Ten-Four. Ill defenately be getting back to you guys tommarow after school.

May 5 2005 9:41PM
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Doghouse
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why you gotta try to push your religion on her brah, so what if she hates jesus. Hell im not too fond of organized religion.

Heres an idea for something you should do.


Call her a fat, ugly, pigly ass faced ogre and then, if we're lucky, when she shoots up the school you'll be the first to go, in addition to all the other people that probably give her a hard time for 1.being different or 2.being unnatractive. Shit i bet shes as egar to get out of highschool or whatever you're in cause in college, if someone wants to worship the devil- its a free country as long as they dont fuck with me im fine.

Oh maybe get your fucking bible thumping youth group to try to convert her, thats another fun thing you should do.






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May 5 2005 9:42PM
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GingerKid08
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 13
Im not gunna harass her, if she wants to draw about the devil, im gunna color jesus. Its a free-country? Or does that not apply to me until im in college?

May 5 2005 9:49PM
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Doghouse
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wait wasnt it you who started this thread about how to fuck with an "ugly chick who worships the devil"

fuck you man just admit that you're a dick




'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G



May 5 2005 9:51PM
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skitolive123456789
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^^ i might agree if she really belives what shes doing but if shes a wannabe then i say go ahead and mess with her

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May 5 2005 9:52PM
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GingerKid08
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Yea, this chick is really asking for it. You might not believe this but this was a convo shared between this girl and a girl trying to be nice to her.

Nice Girl: How are you?
Ugly Goth:Oh, not to bad, but my wrists really hurt.
Nice Girl: How come?
Ugly Goth: Cause I cut them.

May 5 2005 9:53PM
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skitolive123456789
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so shes trying to get atention as the goth kid... i really hate people like that

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May 5 2005 9:55PM
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pierceme
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say that satan talked to u in ur sleep and told u that shes a poser, and that he doesnt like her, and that she'll probly go to heaven just cuz the devil doesnt want her hanging out with him for all eternity.





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May 5 2005 9:56PM
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SteveStepp
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here what would happen if J-man was there


Jesus: "Why do you hate me?"
Girl: "Because Lucifer Rocks"
Jesus: "Come on, hes a dork. I can be way cool yo"
Girl: "No"
Jesus: "Fine"
Jesus:" DIE"

then all you here are gunshots and a body hitting the ground






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May 5 2005 9:57PM
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GingerKid08
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Exactly. She even changed in the middle of the year. For a while everyone knew her as that ugly ghetto chick. Then one day she came to school in that same 'nightmare before christmas' sweatshirt, and hot topic black jeans, with chains and studs hanging all off the back.

May 5 2005 9:57PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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dress as jesus and ask her if you can show her the light, if she says no tell her that if she doesn't say jesus is real within 2 minutes you are going to kill yourself, or somethign like that..pretty lame but it's all i can think of.









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May 5 2005 9:59PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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get her a hooked on phonics book and tell her it's time to move on.







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May 5 2005 10:01PM
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beer.
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Tape a sign to her back that says "I love the cock." I've done it to some friends and its hilarious when they walk around school with it on their backs. It's definitely the best revenge when it works.

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May 5 2005 10:03PM
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EastcoastAR5
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some kid that didnt get accepted into the talent show for stand up had a joke that went like this...

"if jesus crist died today, everyone would be wearing electric chairs around their necks"

hmmm, sweet



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May 5 2005 10:07PM
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Harumpher
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Dress up as a priest, go to class and act normal. Every once in a while turn around and scream "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU! BE HEALED!" and smack her in the forehead. She will have no clue what hit her. Don't do this too much, keep her guessing.

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May 5 2005 10:18PM
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freestyle_rich
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so, did u ever get around to doing anything to her yet?

May 5 2005 10:57PM
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french_fry
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I kind of dislike gothic people too, but think about it twice before you do something to annoy her. Has she actually ever annoied you personally, in a physical or verbal manner? I highly doubt it, so just consider that she's just a freak living in her own dark sad world and probably has no friends and is gonna end up killing herself before you do any shit to her...





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May 5 2005 11:04PM
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Snubluck
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Haha, that was awesome.

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May 5 2005 11:37PM
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*cowboy*
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"If you couldnt tell, this girl is BUTT-ASS ugly. So ugly in fact, that me and my friends have come to a long debated descision that we would all fuck a moderately handsome man before her."


hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah.





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May 6 2005 1:10AM
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MissMontana
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you should prpbably start bringing in roadkill and giving it to her as peace offerings. or wea those sweet vampire fangs and just talk normally to her. or tie a gold halo (wire and spray paint) from fishing line above her desk and attach wings to the seat.
poor girl.


there was some chick at my school who, upon recieving the schedule of masses, asked the head nun if she could not go because they interfere with her Devil-Worshipping schedule.

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May 6 2005 1:22AM
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whattheshit
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i bet she the fraek shit in the sack.

like in don't be a menace, that demon chick in the mail turck? damn

May 6 2005 2:35AM
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hippie_cat
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whatever you do, dont try to "convert" her. a friend of mine is a practicing wicca, and all the fundamentalist christians try to convert him. trust me, its funnier for him and gives the fundo's a headache.
but, seeing as you're more real than this pseudo-goth freak, you'll be able to convince her that she's retarded, provided you use intelligence as opposed to being a butthole (read: dont play pranks cos it probably wont work)



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May 6 2005 7:38AM
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almostaskier
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act nicely towards her, and show her in an alternate manner that she can snap out of her wannabe satan worshipping life, and smile about life.



- Patty

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May 6 2005 12:48PM
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d-loc
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let her live her fantasy world, she wont get far, nor a job dressing like that

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May 6 2005 12:50PM
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bigJ
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^yep


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May 6 2005 1:55PM
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GingerKid08
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Does her stinky-ass breath count as annoying me physically? I couldnt find any coloring books laying around the house today. So im gunna pick some up this weekend, and then monday just color. Im not gunna make it obvious that im being a dick to her, but she should figure that im trying to tell her that drawing all that shit is just as stupid as me coloring in a jesus book. But maybe i am giving to much credit and she wont figure out. Either way no more being bored in science class. The rest of the class has also expressed interest in doing this, so well see how it turns out.

May 6 2005 3:44PM
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jksl
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perfect idea!

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May 6 2005 3:46PM
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switchskier88
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do you really have nothing better to do than try and fuck with some messed up bitch, I mean given she sounds pretty weird and freaky but shes prolly fucked up enough, i wouldnt bother unless she had really pissed me of personally, but maybe she has i dont know

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May 6 2005 3:53PM
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frp1080
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poop on her face

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May 6 2005 4:21PM
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jibberjason
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This is fucking stupid. I'm ashamed to be on NS right now.

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May 6 2005 4:38PM
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UTskier
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The reason she's such a freak is because everybody has been an asshole to her for as long as she can remember and this just keeps driving her back to Hot Topic or wherever the fuck those goths get their weird shit. Maybe you could break the trend and NOT try to humiliate her... but then again this is High School, so carry on.

May 6 2005 7:04PM
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DANETRON
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no keep up the trend

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May 6 2005 9:04PM
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SteveStepp
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next class bring in a little table spread of wine and bread

that will scare the shit out of her






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May 6 2005 9:09PM
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