Replying to Transporting my pipes internationally

Over the past few months in Southeast Asia, I've picked up a pipe and a nice glass water pipe. Do any of you have some tips for going through airports? I'm afraid I may have to leave my glass pipe here because I'd hate to break a perfectly good piece, but I'm hoping to bring the other pipe home. I'm not planning on smoking two weeks before I leave just in case there's a piss test. I'm really fuckin paranoid. I should go smoke a bowl.

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-Anathema

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