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them wings for slappin'

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Drail
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ok, we all know that panguins can't fly, so i'm saying they use their wings for slapping eachother...

...but what i don't know is - can panguins sit down? i've never seen a panguin sitting down before... anyone know? and have a pic of one if you have one?

Darryl Hunt

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Oct 27 2002 11:30AM
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1080enemy
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I don't think penguins have legs, so they can't really sit down. just feet sticking out of their ass. so they are sitting and standing at the same time.
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Oct 27 2002 11:42AM
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dez22
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what a great life to be a penguin...
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Oct 27 2002 12:36PM
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sirjibsalot
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yeah or they use them to jerk off
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Oct 27 2002 2:02PM
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Maximumsushi
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The only animal that jerks off are monkeys. Probably other primates as well.
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Oct 27 2002 4:27PM
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MadTrixter
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yea man, they're animals, they can get it anytime they want.....just walk up behind a good looking penguin chick and stick it in, they don't mind......i wish we could do that


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Oct 27 2002 4:30PM
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therealjerk
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hah ahahahahhahah, Penguins!

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Oct 27 2002 6:27PM
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