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Seedy old women

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so anyway the other night i was at this bar getting hell drunk, and some goddam 65 year old woman kept staring at me. i mean, what the fuck? he husband was right there, and im only 19 for fucks sake, why did she keep telling me i'm beautiful? help me!!! i was shit scared i was gonna get raped by this old wrinkly mole. AAAHHHHHHHHHH.... why cant i pull chicks my own age that easily.

this isnt the first time either, over the past month i've had a 35 year old milf, and another ~50 bitch tryin to pull me

whats the deal?
anyone else had to run away from wrinkly moles?

and with that i will conclude my random rant for the day

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May 2 2005 2:58AM
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SmoKinSkier
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Cant say I have ever drawn them in that old at all, only advice I got is hope shes loaded froma a previous marriage or sumthin.

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May 2 2005 3:20AM
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Lateralis
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one time at the bar some old lady named therese was hitting on my friend. this lady was so nasty like she was balding and her face was all full of sores and she was kissing my friend. man she fucken reaked too



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May 2 2005 12:21PM
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supervore
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^wow, thats pretty nasty. when i was in high school, my family was out on the lake when a pontoon boat of 5 or 6 middle aged women flashed us. that was so nasty to see all these sagging tits.

May 2 2005 12:26PM
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RedbAss
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Some whores are whores for life.

May 2 2005 12:31PM
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skifiend
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I would've hit the 35 year old milf


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May 2 2005 12:40PM
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gullynig
Posts: 56 - Karma: 9
hit dat

May 3 2005 1:02PM
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Freen
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
be thankful someones still checkin you out

May 3 2005 1:07PM
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Harumpher
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Beat the crap out of her with the bottles of beer.

May 3 2005 2:29PM
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