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Which is Worse?

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Lauren9
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The this or that thread inspired me to make this thread. SO answer which you think is worse and then make up a new one

Having to eat and entire tree OR having to swallow one drop of lava?









From hunted to hunter


May 1 2005 9:14PM
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SUpilot
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lava, as long as its cold and pretty small

May 1 2005 9:18PM
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public-enemy#1
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haha. eating a tree would be intense. i think the tree would be worse cos u can cool the lava down so that its just a rock but u cant do shit to a tree, the only thing i can think of is to have a glass of milk with it to wash it down

May 1 2005 9:20PM
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GingerKid08
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Wtf!? Cold lava? If you ate a drop of lava im pretty sure it would just burn straight down your body and end up at ur feet or something cool like that. I would much rather go for a whole tree.


Stonecold Stunner? Or The Rock Bottom? Which is worse?


May 1 2005 9:21PM
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Lauren9
Posts: 354 - Karma: 49
are those wrestling moves? i think stonecold stunner sounds worse....

Having your parents walk in on you while having sex OR walking in on your parents having sex








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May 1 2005 9:35PM
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Kevo
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Worst quesstion EVER. A drop of lava is several thousand degrees. It would burn right through you.




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May 1 2005 9:37PM
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sacchettiadam
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You wouldnt be able to eat a tree because humans cant digest trees(biology class). Lava would jst burn a whole right through your through. So any decision would be bad.



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May 1 2005 9:44PM
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TOILET
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drinking your piss or eating your shit?

Even though I am filthy rich from winning the lottery, I still wipe my own damn ass
May 1 2005 9:46PM
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Lauren9
Posts: 354 - Karma: 49
obviously you cannot eat either, but if you had to choose would you rather have something burn through your body or have slpinters through your digestive track? im not saying they have to be logical








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May 1 2005 9:46PM
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skierdudeguy
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worse? walking in on your parents

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May 1 2005 9:46PM
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skierman_number1
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TOILET IS BACK!!!!

May 1 2005 9:47PM
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TOILET
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TA TA TA T-UNIT

Even though I am filthy rich from winning the lottery, I still wipe my own damn ass
May 1 2005 9:49PM
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asac
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beavers eat trees all the time

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May 1 2005 9:58PM
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winterkid33
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hahahaha dumbass. lava is only hot cause its in a hot enviroment. if you took a tiny spec of lava and put it into ur mouth it would put a small indent in ur tongue for sure but ur spit would cool it pretty fast. it also depends on what kinda lava. depending on the type of lava and its viscousity lavas temperature can range anywhere from 300 F to 8000F just depends what kinda of molten rock were dealing with cause some rocks melting points are quite low

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May 1 2005 10:19PM
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Lauren9
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is easy steezy the only one that got it? answer the question and then make up a new one?!








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May 1 2005 10:20PM
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thejackamo
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try this one - would you rather be raped in the ass by a rather well-hung individual named Ramone, or walk home 6 miles with both your legs broken?

and yes, Ramone would give you a ride home afterwards. he's a rapist, not an asshole.

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May 1 2005 10:42PM
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Kevo
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Hey, stupid shit, lava burns through human flesh. Volcanologists where protective suits, but lava getting thrown into the air will still burn through thier suit if it touches them. "Only hot becuase of its enivornment"? It is fucking molten rock. If it touches a tree, house, anything it lights it on fire. Go to hell and stop trying to be smart you stupid little fuck.




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May 1 2005 10:45PM
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friday01
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well if my legs werent broken too bad i bet you could crawl 6 miles in a few days and just stop for a nap every half mile and it wouldnt be that bad.

May 1 2005 10:47PM
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Bangor
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ummmm, wouldn't he be an asshole rapist anyway?

i'd take the broken legs. because legs heal. egos (and sphincters) don't.

my turn. stabbed or shot?

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May 1 2005 10:51PM
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Lateralis
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id definetly eat a tree. youd get much more publicity eating a tree than dripping lava into your mouth



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May 1 2005 11:42PM
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chillonhill
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I'd crawl & hitchick home, hopeful;ly not picked up by Ramone,

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May 1 2005 11:49PM
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skier_chick_360
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which is worse? your mom walking in on you and ur gf /bf gettin it on or you walking in on your parents?


























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May 1 2005 11:50PM
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kykelly05
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i guess, ill wait until im in that situation to decide

May 1 2005 11:50PM
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Lateralis
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id rather walk in on my parents cuz id love to see if my mom shaves



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May 1 2005 11:51PM
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Frostfired
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haha nice lat

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May 1 2005 11:53PM
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ItsPhil
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hahahaha
i heard shes all natural and just lets everything grow

May 1 2005 11:55PM
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monkeysteez
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yeah rock is not that great of an insulator so you could cool it in ur moth and it would cool pretty fast.

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May 1 2005 11:57PM
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SUpilot
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i know my mom doesnt

May 1 2005 11:59PM
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t-man152
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lava is so incredibly hot if you were to get a drop near you it would cook you before you could get it in your mouth. if it was cooled down then it would no longer be "lava"

the tree thing everything would just go through your body if you chew it well enough and it doesnt tear anything inside you. of course you would be constantly shitting and your ass would probably be soar as hell

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May 2 2005 12:07AM
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SUpilot
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your teeth would look like this if you ate a tree

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May 2 2005 12:12AM
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Anathema
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good call t-man


i have a better question:

would you rather eat a salad with jizz for dressing, with pubes sprinkled on it, or eat a cock'n'ball sandwich?


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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May 2 2005 2:48AM
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llama
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Llllama!


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May 2 2005 2:49AM
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t-mack101
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^wtf thats all you ever post

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May 2 2005 8:47AM
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nsnski240
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what the fuck is wrong with you

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May 2 2005 8:55AM
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Annabelle
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id rather be stabed. both would suck but at least they wouldnt have to open me up to get the bullet out.

die slowly/ panifully or shoot your best friend?

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May 2 2005 3:22PM
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--Binger--
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black people or mexicans?

drowning or burnt alive?

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May 2 2005 3:33PM
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Skipig25
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drowning is sooooo much better than being burnt. Because it sucks for a little while cause you try to hold your breath, but once you inhale you kind of go into a trance, then pass out. Then you just never wake up. It is kind of peaceful I heard, after you stop trying to hold your breath. Burning on the other hand, sucks majorly, and you stay awake, and have to feel your skin melt and drip off of your body while your blood boils and you scream in agony. So drowning is better

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May 2 2005 5:45PM
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NickMartini
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WOULD YOU RATHER CUT OFF YOUR BOTTOM LIP WITH A PAIR OF RUSTY SISSORS OR........ SWALLOW 15 THUMB TACS

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May 2 2005 7:55PM
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NickMartini
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CUT OFF YOUR DICK OR YOU LEGS?
(things to think about, you could never walk, there is always extacy)

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May 2 2005 7:56PM
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R.Fahey
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Fuck these questions.. Mainly that one^. they are too horrible to even think about, and if i was ever in a situation where i had to choose between my dick or legs.... i'd stab that rusty blade into my jugular.

I got one?

capture butterflies, or go bird watching.

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May 2 2005 8:00PM
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NickMartini
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capture butterflies, that is intents shit

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May 2 2005 8:25PM
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Craigskis
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I'm sure you could find a way to cook with wood, I'm actually serious...

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May 2 2005 8:27PM
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JazzyJ
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lats got 15000 posts!!!!!!WHEEEEEEEEEE

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio? who else but Lat^ *NS Skateboarders*
May 2 2005 8:27PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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wow that was a bit extreme. chill out

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May 2 2005 9:01PM
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SteveStepp
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id rather eat a whole T-rex or something, they've got mad power

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May 2 2005 9:30PM
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witty
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hmmmm would you rather get disowned by your parents now..or know that the love of your life would leave you once you got married in your later years

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May 2 2005 9:36PM
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Deafboy
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k for all you retards......this thread is another one of those game threads...............answer the persons question above your comment then leave one for the next person.





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May 2 2005 11:01PM
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rebel
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she doesn't

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