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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
should it be overhand or underhand? the majority of people (i think) say underhand.

i really could care less... what do you guys think? underhand or overhand? and give a reason fuckers.

Darryl Hunt

'If i were a girl, i wouldn't wanna fuck you either.' East_Coast_Style to me...
Oct 26 2002 5:43PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
underhand...it's easier to fold, and you normally get the softer side if you fold it the right way


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
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Oct 26 2002 5:47PM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
i ran out of toilet paper so i had to use kleenex. Def not as strong as toilet paper and doesn't really have the cleaning power either. Didn't matter though, i went swimming at the pool right after so i'm pretty sure that got it.

I'm gonna go with underhand because on the simpsons child and family services said that they hung their toilet paper in 'improper overhand fashion'.

What about wiping....back to front or front to back?

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

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Oct 26 2002 5:51PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
Toilet paper is for nancy boys, I use cardboard for fock sakes.


_DECAfilm
Oct 26 2002 7:00PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
definatley sandpaper and gravel is where it's at.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@
Oct 26 2002 7:04PM
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Cam
Posts: 2313 - Karma: 56
TP, is arguably the best thing ever invented!


keep on keepin' on - Joe Dirt
Oct 26 2002 7:33PM
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g-man
Posts: 1955 - Karma: 301
toilet paper works well. I also have used one of those fountain things (forget what its called) that automatically cleans your ass with a little spray of water. I think it has a french name. But as for toilet paper... I have to get one of these... http://www.automatic-toilets.com/dispensers.html
Mcdonalds...A Bum's best friend
Oct 26 2002 7:41PM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
under is what I like, but was told by my mom to hang it over, because it is easier to find at night. I still out it the othe rway though. I'm a rebel.
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Oct 26 2002 7:46PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
how about just stop making stupid ass threads like this trying to be funny
Oct 26 2002 8:18PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
be a man use ur hand, then just whipe it off on a selected wall.
Oct 26 2002 8:20PM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
how about lightening up and ignoring stupid ass posts like this one then?
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Oct 26 2002 8:35PM
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Dspin900
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 89
yeah seriously....u gonna fucking cry? dont read it if u think hes just trying to be funny...i dont see u starting any threads worthwhile
Oct 26 2002 9:53PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
My ass is burning

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@
Oct 26 2002 11:00PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
i dont wipe my ass!! speaking of which here is a joke.

' Out in the woods a bear and a rabbit were answering the call of nature. When the bear had finished he turned to the rabbit and asked 'do you have a problem with dags sticking in your fur?' The rabbit replied 'no'. So the bear picked him up and wiped his ass with it!! '




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Oct 26 2002 11:15PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
dspin 7x why don't you go and eat a fuckin dick fuck face. if you don't like don't read it and don't fuckin post ass fuck.



fuk that
Oct 26 2002 11:29PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
I hate it when you run out of toliet paper so you have to walk around with your pants at your ankles looking for some

Hey yo, im bringin' it down with the sick boyz crew
Ill urban jibs is what we do
People barf, when we throw down
Cause the SBC is the illest in the town.
Oct 27 2002 1:52AM
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MadTrixter
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1080mute, it's called a badé(sp?), my parents have one...it just call it a bum wetter. they're fun


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Oct 27 2002 9:56AM
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EastCoastPride
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madd trixx, it is called a bidet and it is pronounced bid-ay. very very fun, i've been to hotels that have one. or two even.










What has a whale done for you lately?
Oct 27 2002 10:22AM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
I have yet to use a bidet, it would seem like an odd sensation to me.
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Oct 27 2002 11:39AM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
overhand kuz ya dont have to flip ur hand upside down.also u can spike a big long sheet of it in one smooth downwards motion, so not only does it give you a long piece your followthrough allows your hand to be ready to grab and rip soon as it stops spinning. as for softer, i have both sides quilted muhahahahha.


'One day I'm going to learn something i swear'
Oct 27 2002 11:44AM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
overhand bitch.... all you underhanded ppl r commies
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
Oct 27 2002 12:37PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
i prefer overhand too, and when you camping, using sticks is where its at.
-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
Oct 27 2002 1:55PM
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Joos
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Pfft...I use a sandblaster.

What gravity?
Oct 27 2002 4:32PM
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dspin7x
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hah shit i think you guys need to lighten up stop taking everything so seriously i wasnt even serious ass fuck
Oct 27 2002 4:40PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
ass fuck, oooooo so hurtful.
-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
Oct 27 2002 5:01PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
see like that cttripper i wasnt even talking to you at all i dont have a problem with you whats your problem
Oct 27 2002 5:02PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
Ya, I used a bidget once, some joker fucked around with it and had it at like 500 psi. Nearly blew me into the other room, my ass hurt for like 6 weeks, even after I got out of the hospital.


_DECAfilm
Oct 27 2002 6:26PM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
hahahaha.... shane.... psi.... other room.....hahahah
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Oct 27 2002 7:24PM
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Dspin900
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 89
ure gay
Oct 27 2002 7:46PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
i have nothing against you either man, i just think its pointless that people call each other names and make fun of each other on the internet.
-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
Oct 27 2002 7:50PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
yea, arguing over the internet is like the special olympics; even if you win you're still retarded........whose sig was that?


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
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*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
Oct 27 2002 10:00PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
underhand definately...cracks down on premature tearing.
Oct 27 2002 11:33PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
wow gotta love all this forum rage happening here. If you read fast enough and squint you can actually see the people trading punch for elbow




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Oct 28 2002 2:35AM
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