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My amazing experience with a dorky chinese guy
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Once i was in the arcade watching this chinese guy go crazy on DDR usin his hands and shit, and i was like, phhhh. After he finished he came up to me sweaty as a nike factory and was like, are you challenging me? I was like, um sure, knowing he could kick my ass. Luckily this kid outside had a boombox. I knew him a lil from school so he let me barrow it. I got on the dance pad ready for action, when he started laughing. I then immediately jumped off, and unplugged the machine. He looked really confused. I gave my friend the boombox and popped in my ghetto mix. I then preceeded to put on a red headband. I fuckin harlem shaked in his grizzal, and broke it down like hey yo, and the black kids at the mall were like, omy fuckin god look at that guy go. I turned up "ima hustla" and fuckin started breakdancing, and crippin, and it was amazing. The kid sorta walked away with a smuggish look on his face, like he wasnt impressed, but he knew he was defeated and quickly shuffled away. some people were cheering, others were still playing there games. If my trickier breakdancing skills were any good, I could made him cry. It was an amazing experience.
'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
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The only reason they didnt stomp my ass is cause Im relatively good
'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
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Yo man, if he was a real azn, he woulda gone kung fu on your ass... azn pride!
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Wow, you are quite gay.
maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis
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chinese guy eh? did he bash any animals against the pavement and skin them while still alive?
"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."
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yea id pretty much just throw a fortune cookie at you. u white people invented the nastiest thing ever
Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!
hehehe giggle giggle giggle
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hey now, just because we make use of all animals doesn't mean it's a bad thing. Besides, cat and dog actually does taste good
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I've had sex with a chinese man
official NS bitch
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My experience with a dorky chinese guy:
Dorky chinese guy: hmm, what would you say if I asked you to go to the Elgin prom?
Me: I'd probably say 'that might be a little awkward since I've never met you before.'
-katie
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^ is the stereo typ true?
> and yea your a fucking loser mall rat, go play in the arcade more and make a chinese man look cooler than you
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^ which stereotype?
-katie
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yeah, how is that a stereotype you nitwit
stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
-Justin
reppin' the dfp
keep it real.
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haha i actually enjoyed the story
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ok
Jib The Shit
There's a 65 ft booter. get your coat
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neone see the southpark with the japanese guys with small penis's probly the funniest thing ever. but yeah, is it true?
-CCR-
"listen trebec, ive lost five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so remains as my greatest regret."
--sean connery
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Back off the arcade, there's nothing better than getting a little stoned and going to play some arctic thunder or time crisis. As for that story, it would be pretty sweet to see some kid just start breakdancing in the middle of the arcade with a headband on. Kinda like watching those kids tear shit up on that drum game.
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Watch your mouth you little cocksucker
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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
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