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What is the meaning of life?
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not quite sure, but i think monty python has got it about right...
so im listening to band on the run, and i hear "sailor sam, and the jailor man are searching every one, for the band on teh run" (sorry if its not exact) so i get thinking about it, and i picture sammy beenjerkenoff in a sailor suit and jerry cruncher teaming up and going hunting in the woods for a band. you fill in the rest
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if you take enough shroom you will find out. i almost got it but not quite. i spent all my time trying to figure out the reason we love sugar so much
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^what he said, thats what it coems down to, spread the seed
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Like a virgin on prom night.
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Yea, dont wear a condom, but dont bang africans. Cause once you bang an african you get the aids, then when you go to bang the mad bitches you give them aids. And if everyone bangs mad bitches like they are supposed to everyone is gunna have aids. In conclusion Africans ARE NOT mad bitches.
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Hunter S. Thompson
1939-2005
'Soberity is not an option.'
Drivin that Train
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^i found that out about a week ago
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saran wrap and a couple of rubber bands and your set for some steamy hot, safe sex action. -Mike-O
im not crazy 'cause i take the right pills everyday
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I think Monty Python hits it dead on.
-at least you went down naked-
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that question is SO emo
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I think pondering about the meaning of life is in itself a rather humerous pursuit, cause I'm pretty sure the meaning of life ain't about sitting on your ass and pondering your life away.
'Taco Del Mar invites you to roll a big one today!'
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are yo kidding me, you are so fucking worthless, emo? jesus you are bright at all
Hunter S. Thompson
1939-2005
'Soberity is not an option.'
Drivin that Train
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damn it u beat me...
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I personally have no fuckin idea what the meaning of life is.....i mean you have fuckin fun times when ur little and shit, but then you grow up and you gotta work ur ass off in school so you can have a decent life later on in life, but then ur old and shit and always working......i mean what the fucks the fun of that.......oh well im gunna see what my futures like, it's gunna be ILL.......single for life whatttttttt!
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meaning of life is an oxymoron
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band on the run is awesome
i dunno. skiing...?
Snowblades may cause cancer or tooth decay.
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Next time you see them use these words of respect to them: Spear Chuckers, Wagon Burners, Porch Monkeys and etc."
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skiing, not so sure. mad bithces ont he other hand, perhapes
my favorite quotes from my homeboy edith shiztizzy wharton:
"dont be greedy pussy"
"oh good pussy"
"why, i almost tripped over you pussy"
i dont really remember this next one, but think of it as a paraphrase...
"i knew it was a smart pussy... but smart enough to put the pickle dish back from the place it knoked it fromn, i think not. ehtan you are a fucking pervert, i dont want you fucking my cousin. buy me more medicine, these shooting pains hurt like the dickens!!!"
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the meaning of life is simply to exist.
-katie
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If think people shouldn't concentrate of this subject cause we'lll never know. Or using drugs sometimes helps.
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Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
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the meaning of life is cosine
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TEAM PIZZA!
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i hate trig with a passion
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you're confusing "What's the meaning of life?" and "What's the point of life?"
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Screw this I'm going skiing
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there is no meaning
we live
we die
we become extinct
then a new species takes over
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I spend my Chedda' like all damn day
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Enjoy the time you've got.
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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?
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Life is an std, it's 100% fatal...
live by the N.E.R.D
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there is no meaning morons, we're all just products of evolution, but I guess the meaning of our species is to produce a new generation
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no meaning in life. no point thinking about it. no point trying to figure it out.
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is that why your always fucking random people?
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i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
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the meaning to life is 42. anybody who read hitchers guide to galaxy should know this....
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- getting one inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery-*CCR*
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monty python, at the end when they read the meaning of life, that is the real meaning of life, that and watching monty python movies at least once every week or 2
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we all live to poop....the only reason why we poop is casue we eat, and if we didn't eat, we would all die, so therefore we live to poop
Even though I am filthy rich from winning the lottery, I still wipe my own damn ass
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that is my own business
Even though I am filthy rich from winning the lottery, I still wipe my own damn ass
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Were not suppose to find the meaning of life. If we found it their would be nothing left to live for
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^ exactly. But the real point is, there is no meaning of life. Our existence is chance. Not purpose. We only exist to exist. We build up our knoledge and capital, then we die. It was all worthless. If we spent our time polluting the planet, or cleaning it up, it makes a difference to the earth, but it has no meaning besides servival. Ah wait, there you have it right there. the meaning of life is SERVIVAL
'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
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life is 100% meaningless. the sooner that people stop looking for the meaning in their existance, the sooner we will all become a little bit happier.
Like a virgin on promnight!
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hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
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TO LISTEN TO THE HOLES SONG AND MEMORIZE IT!! thats def the meaning. i have nno doubt in my mind
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42 is the answer to life the universe and every thing so we have to devide 42 by teh universe and everything to get the meaning of life
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^ Wrong! 42 was only an estimate made by the greatest answering machine in all of time and space MERELY because it needed to the greatest question to answer to create the greatest answer.
'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
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lifes a bitch...all u do us work ur ass off for a nice place for u to die in
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I dunno i think about it when I am pissed or I have a bad game. I think, will any of this ever matter in the end? no... because you live to be succesful in life, but in working to be successful you work so hard that you let life pass you by while reaching for a goal that is probably unattainable, and before you know it your dead, and it was all just a waste.
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hahaha
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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
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i just wathced Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy, it attempts to anser it
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after my first post, i knew i wanted to be a post whore~Frp1080
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^ no it doesn't. you've missed the point entirely.
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42 indefinetly haha
purpose of life is to live mang! smoke good grass
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is that the thing where they build the machine to tell them what the meaning of life is, and it prints out the number or somthing? might be sonthing else, i dont know
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