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Cat conspriacy

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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
for the second week in a row i accidently left my car window open all night and a fuckin cat keeps jumping in, sleeping, then pissing his fuckin brains out on his way out. this morning i thought i was going to fuckin puke. i WILL snipe that piece of shit if i see it again.



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Bethel, Maine bitch.

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Apr 27 2005 8:14PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
dont leave your windows open?

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
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hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
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Apr 27 2005 8:16PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
good call

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?
Apr 27 2005 8:16PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
I been getting woken up by a wood pecker for the past 3 weeks. Every morning he comes at around 6am and just starts wacking away at the roof. Anyone know how I can get rid of him besides shooting the fuckers head off?



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Apr 27 2005 8:17PM
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Sknsnw9
Posts: 957 - Karma: 10
hide then get a rock and scare the shit out of them casue it happened to me made a fuckin hole underneath...so we did that and never came back after that



- Nic
Apr 27 2005 8:21PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
kill one for me

I HATE NY PRODUCTION

- BOGART!!!!!!!!
Apr 27 2005 8:33PM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20
I guess the cat has one up on you then. I just keep my windows closed so nobody jacks my stero.

Apr 27 2005 11:11PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
hide in the hole that the woodpecker is wacking at, and then squirt in his eye after you've done some wacking

~~~~~~~~*****~~~~~~~~~ If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
Apr 28 2005 12:20AM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
catch him, cut his claws, then throw him in the air to see if cats always fall back on their legs, and after that if he's still alive give him a bath, then drown the fucker. He deserves it.





Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc


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Apr 28 2005 12:28AM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
^ baahahahahaa

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?" "If you're alive, I probably hate you." -C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
Apr 28 2005 12:30AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
cat piss is horrible too man.



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


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Apr 28 2005 12:32AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
My Cat has pissed on me on the way to Whistler once, so fucking gross!

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Apr 28 2005 12:37AM
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whoisikeEh
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 8
my friend pissed on me accidetnely on the way to the jeep show

Apr 28 2005 12:44AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
uhh fucking stop burning out and shut the windows, wow thats hard. i wish i knew where u were cuz id get ur car stolen

--------------------------------- ---- -------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it. D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
Apr 28 2005 12:45PM
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