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willbski9
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 31
Every single morning at 6 O'clock those bastard birds wake me up with their god awaful caw. Theres about 5 of them that congregate out side my window that seem to communicate with other crows in the nieghborhood. I decided I've had enough of getting up and scaring them off every day, and decided to do the american thing and get a pelet gun for the final solution. Any one else annoyed by these creatures?

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Apr 27 2005 7:47PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
yea, i have a billion (no exaggeration) on my lawn, but i have sweet windows so I can't hear them

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Apr 27 2005 7:49PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
yea i hate those things and i want them all dead but last summer when we saw one dead on the road we had to like call a Haz Mat team to come in those big space suits to pick it up lol cause of that wes nile thing

Apr 27 2005 7:50PM
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wiglaf
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 141
seaguls do the same thing here, i hate them

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Apr 27 2005 7:51PM
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will987654321
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 15
catch them, train them as attack birds, then intimidate people with your army of crows

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Apr 27 2005 8:24PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
dude, pelet gun is te way to go... every once in a while i go out with mine, take em out, and if any more show up i take them... its fun

Apr 27 2005 8:31PM
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Ski-hobo
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If you find a dead crow, hang it up by its feet on a line. They are incrediby intelligent and no other will come around your house.






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Apr 27 2005 8:32PM
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willbski9
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 31
^haha thats amazing. Maybe if i make one out of paper mache it'll work?

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Apr 27 2005 8:35PM
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naftel
Posts: 830 - Karma: 12
get a pet hawk to rip those bastards up.

Apr 27 2005 8:59PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
crows are my favourite bird they are soooo beautiful. and the are incredibly intelligent. i like the caw sound because its so obnoxious.

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Apr 27 2005 10:09PM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
fuck man at my apartment it's seagulls, damn good for nothing, lazy scavenging, loud ass bastards

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Apr 27 2005 10:24PM
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Crow
Posts: 1525 - Karma: 10
ooh ooh im crow





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Aug 29 2005 11:17PM
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Lebbo
Posts: 1258 - Karma: 6
Adelaide Crows - 2005 Minor Premiers... Grand Final here we come....

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Aug 30 2005 1:00AM
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Schmitz
Posts: 4272 - Karma: 103
nice crow ^^




just start beatboxin on the intercom it would be so funny. then push the gum rack over on the floor, tackle somebody and burst outta there

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Aug 30 2005 1:59AM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
I hate those damn birds, why do they have to be so god damn loud and awful sounding.




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Aug 30 2005 2:03AM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,647
yea crows need to die. i have a ton at my house too and when ever one of my cats walks outside the crows go crazy.








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Aug 30 2005 8:14AM
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AngryFromBend
Posts: 779 - Karma: 9
crows are so funny. they hang out at the dump and do circles and be super annoying...kinda like 5 year olds.

Aug 30 2005 3:17PM
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The_Greek
Posts: 176 - Karma: 206
its k row bitchs
The K row rules

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Aug 30 2005 4:27PM
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ztragnoB
Posts: 1704 - Karma: 27
i used to have cows, those were more annoing mooing and groning and shit everything in the morning


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