Replying to Threads on NS

The threads on here make me laugh... a lot. That's probably why I spend an ungodly amount of time reading them. I'm sure they make a lot of you laugh also. So, what are funniest things you've read on NS?

I found the Bibby/Schiller thread a little while back pretty hilarious.

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